Which Riddle Riddle?

Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, get in the car. Hey, Erin, take a seat, get in the car, get in the car. It's 2 in the morning. It's 2 a.m. in the, well, I would say evening, but yeah, morning, I guess.

Morning, it's a.m.

Yeah, sorry, I didn't sleep last night. I'm just so excited for our tour.

Oh my gosh, Adal. Okay, let me get my bindle and my other bindle.

Did you say Kindle or bindle?

And my Kindle.

Okay.

I have a bindle, bindle, and Kindle.

I have a bindle paperweight. I have a bindle fire. What else do I have a bindle of? I have a bindle... What else, what else, what else?

There's gotta be another one, right?

And there's much more of this. But imagine experiencing all of this magic live.

Thank you for getting us back on topic.

We are kicking off a tour.

You guys, can you believe it? We're going to so many places.

So many places. And we're driving this car through, I believe, 10 different cities. And here's the thing.

So far.

This goes from June to November. So I don't think we can go back home until we're done.

Okay, I did not pack enough. Abinzel, Mendel, and Kendall is not gonna get me through.

But I think it's gonna be spacious because this is a, well, this is a white Bronco. I wanna say like a, probably an early 90s white Bronco. Yeah, whoops.

Where's it gonna take us?

The AC is busted, so we're gonna have to get a new AC. Is that, that was the guy who was driving, right?

Yeah, I think it was OJ's friend, AC. AC, yeah. Yeah, former teammate maybe.

I'm to our live show. All right, where are we going? Let's do it. Let's talk about it. Let's do it. Let's do it. June 27th, we're going to Chicago, Illinois. Ever heard of it?

Been there.

That's gonna be a very quick drive. Then June 29th, two days later, we're in Minneapolis, St. Paul, Minnesota. The Twin Cities, baby.

We've never been there. Twin Cities, we've never been there. You guys, we've never been there. I'm so excited.

As a show, we've never been there. Many of us have been to Minneapolis before.

And if you know or are Andrew Zimmern, let us know. You get a comp. You get a comp for the show for being Andrew Zimmern for eating all that weird stuff.

July 26th, Portland, Oregon at the Alberta Rose Theater. July 27th, Seattle, Washington at the Crocodile.

We've never been there!

Two more brand new stops for us. August 1st, Los Angeles, California, The Diamondstein Typewriter, baby.

We've been there.

Start spreading the news. Famous LA song. LA. October 10th, here's one I'm very excited for. October 10th, 1010, we go to Denver, Colorado.

We've never been there before either!

With special guest 1010, the dog.

Maybe.

That's real. We'll have a real cartoon dog. Was 1010 a cartoon?

I think Tintin was a boy. Rin Tintin was a dog.

What are we talking? Okay, then November 18th, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at City Winery. Never been there.

Hey, a cheesesteak here. I'm so excited.

For the Philadelphia show, please bring loose batteries. It will not be a Philadelphia experience until you yuck loose batteries at us on stage.

And loose sandwiches.

And I have to say, if you are or know Bradley Cooper, let us know. You get a comp.

He can afford it. Bradley, buy the ticket.

What are you talking about? If you know him, you get a cop.

If you know him, you get a cop.

If you're Cooper, you pay full price.

Just show us a picture with his arm around you. November 19th, the very next day, we're in Washington, D.C. November 19th.

We have been there before, but I loved going there, and I'm excited to go back.

And we'd be there again. Isn't that fun?

And we'd be there again.

Miracle Theater, one of the best theaters I've ever performed in.

November 20th, Boston, Massachusetts. Who? It's technically Somerville. It's back at Arts at the Armory where we were last year. That was a fantastic show. Can't wait to do it again. We're doing the same show. We're gonna play the tape.

We'll get up on the stage and play the tape.

Yeah, we're just doing the same show.

I think I did okay last time, so.

And then finally, November 23rd in New York City, technically Brooklyn, at the Bell House. All of those tickets are available now. Heyriddleriddle.com slash live.

Or a link, it's linked in this.

Yeah, you could click the link down below.

Just click the link. You guys, hypothetically though, keep an eye out, follow us on social media, heyriddleriddle on Instagram, or keep an eye out for announcements like this because maybe by some miracle we could also add your city if you didn't hear it here.

Look, there's some other cities in the works. They're less than likely. These are the ones that are definite and going to happen, but there's a possibility that we add some more. Now, a lot of you have said, hey, we heard the main feed episode. We don't need this extra fucking plug thing dropping in the feed. What is the point of this? I already know about the tour. Hey, some of you already bought the tickets. Well, this is the part where we announce that we actually do have some special guests for some of these shows. We have some to be determined and we are not announcing yet, but we will announce that for the Portland and Seattle show, we will be joined by the one, the only, Mrs. Janet Vardy.

Woo!

All four hosts!

All four hosts!

All four hosts!

It's hard to chant over Zoom.

I just got, okay, I just got an email. This is actually exciting. We can cut this out if we need to. Great. Just got word, November 32nd.

Is Rin Tin Tin in?

Rin Tin Tin is in. We're playing Agrabah with Rin Tin Tin and Iago the parrot. This is unbelievably exciting.

We also have maybe some guest surprises for the Chicago and Minneapolis show, or I guess it's Twin Cities show. Maybe New York. And New York as well. We have to figure out if we know anyone in Denver and Philadelphia, so we'll have to figure that part out. But be on the lookout. And then for DC, we got Trump. Not the bad one. We got Eric.

We love Eric. Everyone's going to get a chance to roast Eric one at a time. So bring your Eric roast. Bring your Eric roast.

Eric roast to the DC show, please.

Actually, that's awesome.

Line out the door.

I actually mean that. We'll have ten people line up to the mic and give their best Eric roast.

But it doesn't have to be an Eric Trump roast. It could just be the Eric that you know in your life. Yeah, whatever, Eric. Any Eric roast.

Eric Cartman.

Eric.

Eric LaSalle from ER. Eric Clapton. Oh, Eric Clapton would be a great roast. Eric Brockovich.

Eric Brockovich?

Erin's brother, of course.

Yes, of course.

That's who Erin Eckhart played in Eric Prokofievich. Eric Bud?

We're far afield. We are going on tour though.

Yeah, we are far afield. We will be far afield. In the far fields of... Philadelphia, for instance.

You guys, I'm so excited. It's called the Across the Riddleverse Tour. We're also maybe going to have a poster and some merch associated with that, so keep an eye out for that as well. And we are so excited to see all of you, but a little special bump of excitement for the cities that we have not gotten to go to yet. I can't wait to meet you.

And Erin, you did just do a little special bump of excitement, right?

And I did another. And another.

That Eric Trump would approve of. All right, come see us on tour.

My digital footprint is such a fucking nightmare because of the show. Do you guys know that?

Yeah. Do you know what you've done?

I'll never be able to get hired at a normal job maybe ever.

Yeah. Well, no, I mean, I feel like the podcast is niche enough that you could probably fly out of the radar.

I'm gonna have to change my name.

Can you explain this eight-year gap on your resume? I can't. No. Pass. I pass on that question, but I thank you very much for asking it. All right, come see us on tour. And then, hey, we'll see you in a couple days for another episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, the show that you listen to.

HeyRiddleRiddle.com slash live.