Which Riddle Riddle?

#347: Greetings From Santorini! w/ Betsy Sodaro & Marcy Jarreau

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1, 2, 3, 4, Hey Riddle Riddle!

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Erin

Adal, Adal, um, check it out. I gave JPC a tattoo. Do you want to see?

Adal

Whoa! Where's it at on his, uh, body here?

Erin

Lower back.

Adal

Not there, not there. Oh! There it is. Whoa!

Erin

JPC, show Adal the new tattoo I gave you.

JPC

Can I wake up?

Erin

Uh, oh yeah, wake up.

JPC

Okay. Erin told me to sleep while she did something. So I was sleeping.

Erin

Look at it, look at it, look at it.

JPC

I was playing possum.

Adal

Huh. Well, speaking of possum, it seems like this is sort of a, it's a possum driving a red convertible with a... Oh, he had that tattoo before, but look at the possum's speech bubble. Oh, a little higher. No, it is lower. Okay.

JPC

Yeah, the possum's whispering into the bottom of the car.

Adal

Okay, and it's saying, psst, look down here. Okay, and there's an arrow that kind of disappears below your underwear there.

Erin

And then the arrow points to... What do you think?

JPC

On my lower back, below the underwear, what do we think the arrows point to? What would that point to?

Erin

It says, Hey Riddle Riddle! Oh!

Adal

It's Yeah. Oh, wait, two people just walked in Erin's tattoo store. Erin, I'm so sorry I have to get off the table here. Please welcome our guests today. We have Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jarreau.

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???

We want tattoos. Love it. I want a tattoo.

JPC

Erin's really good at tattoos.

Guest1

I want a ring around my butthole. Another ring. Yes.

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Great. Another ring. Yeah.

JPC

For every year of life. If Saturday can have two, I can have two.

Adal

Marcy and Betsy, thank you so much for being here from our sister podcast, A Funny Feeling on the HeadGum Network. Yeah. I assume any podcast on the HeadGum Network is a sibling or a cousin?

Erin

Related to by blood. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Absolutely.

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Yes. Yes. We have to do that, you know, yearly ritual where we all swap blood. Yes.

JPC

See, we've never actually been to the Christmas party because we are in Chicago, but we've heard about the blood swap and it sounds awesome.

Erin

I'm here in LA and I go, yeah, Jake and Amir are like, give us your blood, give us your blood. And we're like, okay, but only because it's Christmas.

Guest1

They have their little things and we try to go along with them because they're the bosses.

Adal

Oh yeah. I feel like weekly we get, there's like a company-wide email that's like, should we change it to blood gum? It's like, I think head gum works still.

00:03:49

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Head gum's great, guys. Blood gum will throw people off for sure.

Adal

But if you do have blood gum, this is, we don't want to make fun of it, please get tested for receiving gums.

JPC

If you haven't tested, you always have to be confirming. You never know if it's gone away.

Adal

Marcy and Betsy, this is a, legally, a riddle podcast. How do the two of you feel about riddles, puzzles, lateral thinking problems, even escape rooms, crosswords, etc.?

Guest1

Okay, well, we're both pretty stupid, right, Betsy? Marcy, how dare you? She doesn't know she's dumb, so be nice. Betsy, we stink and we're stupid. I will do an escape room, but I've never been much of like a game player, which is funny to do so much improv in my life.

???

Yeah, I like puzzles. I like jigsaw puzzles. I do like escape rooms. However, the first time I ever did one, it was with a very hardcore escape room dude. And for years, I was turned off. And then I did it with nice people. And I was like, Oh, this is way more fun. I love Sudoku. Oh,

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Adal

I love Sudoku.

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Yeah, I like, I don't, riddles I'm a little like, I feel usually they're like, and the answer is this. I'm like, oh, okay. All right. That's most of our riddles.

Adal

Yeah. Yeah. We've been going for eight years, I want to say, seven years, somewhere in there. Are you kidding me? What? That can't be right. Is that right?

Erin

And it's a lot of... Eighteen.

Adal

Eighteen, okay. Same, right Betsy?

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I think so, yeah. Whoa.

Adal

It is a lot of like, egg, cloud, shadow. Echo, yeah, same answers. There's a lot of answers where you just go like, oh, okay.

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Yeah, where you're just kind of like, oh, yeah, right, like, okay.

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JPC

I guess.

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Yeah, why not?

JPC

we've run out of riddles i'm sure you've run out of ghosts right i'm sure it's like no it's not just the same six ghosts no no i mean there's billions of ghosts i would say that like i guess trillions because so many people every time someone dies there's a new ghost and

Guest1

Now that, like, we've had a lot of weird activity in the United States, too, because paranormal goes past ghosts. So, like, we've had, like, you know, people seeing orbs and, you know, drones and just going, what's that?

JPC

Ghost podcast might be more longevity than Riddle Podcast.

Adal

So, on a funny feeling, you talk about people's experiences with ghosts. Is there, like with with the answers for riddles where shadow egg tend to be in the in the upper echelon of like how many times it's repeated, is there a type of ghost or a a haunted experience that tends to pop up?

Erin

Or a location they show up a lot?

Adal

Or location? Stairwell? Stairwell. Stairwell! Every stairwell.

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Guest1

Yeah, there's themes for sure. There's a lot of themes, like a lot of, you know, ghosts are happening at night while people are going to sleep or waking up from sleep. And then there's the classic hat man, the shadow man wearing a big hat. People see that. Yeah, and then depending on what part of the world, there are different like you know different cultures are kind of seeing similar things or having something that is just like whoa i've never heard of that here so there are some patterns with it for sure okay yeah do we think is there going to be a time where we get to a place where people start seeing ghosts

Adal

Because typically ghosts are seen in like a white dress or like a suit and a hat, like you said. Is there going to be a time where we hit ghosts being in like jean shorts and vans?

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It's already here. We're seeing that. We're seeing that, dude.

Guest1

Tell them about the kitchen ghost.

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There's one story, I'm paraphrasing big time, but one story where somebody walked into their kitchen and there was a ghost doing dishes. And the ghost turned around and was startled by them. Isn't that nuts?

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Erin

That would hurt my feelings so much if a ghost was scared of me.

Guest1

What is interesting about it is the kitchen was decorated slightly differently. I forgot about that part. And it was a new construction, so the person was like, I think I, like the others, spoiler, they think they were the ghosts because they were like, oh, that's not what my kitchen currently looks like, and this is a new build. Isn't that nuts?

JPC

That's wild.

Guest1

I hate that.

JPC

Erin, I can see your kind of like general pallor, a ghost being kind of off-put by running into you, and then quickly, quickly being like, no, no, no.

Erin

Why? Because I look like a Victorian corpse? Because of my skin and my hair and my eyes and my whole vibe and essence? Yes.

JPC

I guess, yeah, I guess I have to say yes, right? Because that's what I would say. And I get that. Yeah, I mean, right?

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You are wearing a big old nasty wedding dress right now.

Erin

Yeah, and it's bloodstained because that's where I got stabbed by my husband on my wedding day.

Adal

Now what makes a wedding dress nasty?

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???

To me, a lot of... they're all kind of nasty to me. The idea of marriage, man. Nasty. You know what I'm talking about.

JPC

Like a dirty, tattered... Or in front of a brick wall? It would be in front. You go to stand-up clubs and you can't see... I do it all from behind.

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I'm like, I do not want the audience to see me. I will stand behind this brick wall.

Erin

The bride ghost is such a common one. I grew up in New England and our sleepover spooky story was everyone was always like, my cousin's brother's other cousin was driving down the streets in Massachusetts and a bloody bride came out of the woods across the street. Like that's I feel like a common one. Good. Yeah.

Guest1

Jilted. Jilted lovers.

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Jilted lovers. Big old ghost. Big time popular ghost.

00:10:48

Guest1

Men are killing men are killing as soon as they have any responsibility and pressure. I don't know why you got you got to do to talk amongst yourselves and come back with an answer. But like honeymoons are honeymoons on cruises.

JPC

Honeymoons I see, honeymoons I get, but the wedding day, I mean, like, Adal and I are both married, we had like a wedding day, it's also like, you're pretty exhausted after that thing too, it's hard to imagine like, doing any physical- Is that what stopped you?

Erin

Did you say on your wedding day you were tuckered out?

JPC

I won't say the only thing that stopped me, I mean, I have also, like, my feelings stopped me, but it's one of the things that stopped me. Yeah, I'll say-

Guest1

You're saying not all men? Okay, okay.

Adal

Alright, alright. Not all jilted dead brides. I'll say, the day of my wedding. That night I was like, this ring is so uncomfortable, I'm not used to wearing a ring. I was like, I could just kill her right now. And I didn't. So I think, I feel like just wearing a ring when you have it your whole life just feels off, right?

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Erin

And also we would be bold at your wedding, Adal, so you were real sleepy by the end there.

Adal

Real sleepy.

JPC

Wow, that's fun.

Guest1

Fun. That's saving lives. I do think when they're killing on weddings it's mostly maybe people backing out of weddings or like that kind of thing and then there's a lot of high emotions around it.

Adal

It's like that horror film with Julia Roberts where she doesn't want to get married and so she kills the groom. Oh yeah.

Erin

Is that what Broadway Bride is about? Broadway Jilted Bride.

JPC

I think you maybe have only seen a trailer for that movie Adal, which isn't to say you're wrong. It's just to say you've only seen the trailer.

Adal

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Every movie is about 90 to 120 seconds, right? Yeah. I've seen millions of movies.

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I go and then I leave the AMC theater as soon as Nicole Kidman starts talking.

Adal

I watched five to six movies. That's it.

JPC

It's about eight minutes and then I leave. And like two Subaru commercials now because they're just doing regular-esque commercials at movies now, which is insane.

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Guest1

And they got us, right Betsy? We both got Subarus.

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Yeah.

Guest1

Oh wow.

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Because of that commercial.

Guest1

We got Coca-Colas and Subaru.

Erin

Subaru and popcorn. I do think one time I saw you at a distance at an AMC in Los Angeles. Probably. Maybe like a year ago. What movie? Cool! I don't know the movie, but I think it was at the Burbank one.

Guest1

I don't know if you frequented that establishment.

Erin

I love that one, the Batman one. Yes, yeah, the Batman one.

Guest1

I think I saw you walking in. Yes! Did you happen to see Marilyn Manson at that same theater? Because if so, I was also there. Remember when Marilyn Manson was there?

???

Yes, we were going to see a movie. What was he seeing? What did he go and see? I feel we knew what he saw.

Guest1

I don't know what he saw, but my friend Chelsea saw what kind of soda mix he got, which was like a Diet Coke with cherry and vanilla.

Adal

Wow. Classic Manson.

JPC

I knew that guy was a fucking disgusting dude, but this confirms it. This is the thing that confirms it for me. This is the straw.

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Adal

Well, let's get into, that was sort of a, we accidentally did sort of a funny feeling mini episode where you were our guests. We hosted your podcast. You pose us some riddles. No, we'll give you some, uh, let's do some warm-up riddles. Let's start with some hink pinks. Now a hink pink is going to be a riddle where you get some clues and the answer is going to be two words that rhyme with each other, if that makes sense. So for example's sake, if we said a just and equitable grizzly, that would be a fair bear.

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Okay. Okay.

Adal

So the clue will lead to a rhyming two-word answer. Okay. Does that make sense?

JPC

Yes. That makes sense to me.

Adal

Cool. Let's try a very smart undercover agents. Very smart undercover agents.

Guest1

Sly Spy?

Adal

I mean, that works, that is fantastic. Marcy! I have a different word here, but spy is part of it, but it's plural, so it is spies. Oh, it's okay.

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Erin

Wise Spies?

Adal

Wise Spies is what they have here, but Sly Spy works just as well, so I do want to give you credit for that.

JPC

I would like to see a seed. Was the clue, did the clue say multiple spies? Didn't it just say an undercover agent?

Adal

Very smart undercover agents.

Erin

I'd like to see a scene. JBC, Adal, and Marcy, you are the Spice Girls, and Betsy, you're coming in pitching yourself as a new kind of Spice Girl.

???

I just feel like we should end all our songs with zig-a-zig-ah, like it just feels like, if you say it enough, it's like a catchphrase. Yeah, I've no complaints about that.

Guest1

That's fine. I hate having this conversation every fucking week.

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Hello. Hello.

Guest1

Excuse me, put your clothes on or keep them off, I don't mind.

???

We're in various states of undress. Thank you for the resume.

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Adal

Your name and where you're from, please?

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My name is Bethany, and I'm from England, and I would love to be... Same, same. Same, same. Not Bethany though, which means Jerry. Oh yes, yes, nice to meet y'all, nice to meet y'all. So I was hoping that I could become one of you Spice Girls.

JPC

Okay, well, I mean, that's the whole point of these auditions, because of the horrible accident, which we won't talk about where we lost, what would it be, 40% of the group? R.I.P. Victoria, and who else do we think is fun? The bus driver. And bus driver.

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Oh, that bus driver was a very good singer.

JPC

Yes, Drive Spice.

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We is on the bus, go round and round. Really good. I really think I will be beneficial to the Spice Girls, because look at me move my legs.

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Guest1

Oh! Looks like a windmill.

JPC

Okay, wow. Have you ever seen that? I've never seen someone do that while standing up. Yes.

Guest1

Also, I hate to ask, is this... Did I... It's like when you go to Soarin' at California Adventure at Disney.

???

I smelled it.

Guest1

I smelled things.

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I smelled it too.

Guest1

You have different smells. You smelled oranges and... I smelled oranges and fir trees, yes. Conifers.

JPC

If I'm being quite honest, it didn't feel intentional. It felt like maybe that was something that, or that was, or... What?

???

You think I farted while I did it? And you think my farts smell like fir trees and oranges? Well, you're correct. I'm Farty Spice. You gotta let me in!

JPC

Can you guarantee they're all going to have that kind of conifer delightful potpourri aroma? Or did you get potpourri? I ate potpourri.

???

It depends on what I eat, but I can, like, even if I drink Mountain Dew, you will smell Mountain Dew. Oh, it's like a wonder worm. I love that. Yeah. May I be in the Spice Girls?

00:18:31

Guest1

Okay, well, it's not only it's not only dancing, though. And what would you call that? Not oral, but olfactory. Can I just say the Spice Girls?

???

Not all oral.

JPC

Not all oral. If you want to be my lover

Erin

I always begged to be Farty Spice at the playground where we play Spice Girls. Everyone would always fight to be her.

Adal

Farty. Farty. I just love the small push of, if you want to be my lover.

Erin

Isn't it so funny that Farty Spice is married to David Beckham now? Crazy. Yeah, she broke him up. That's so wild.

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Adal

Here we go, another hink pink. A meat-eater in the largest city in Maryland. A meat-eater in the largest city in Maryland. Carnivore Baltimore? Yeah. Baltimore carnivore, but yeah. Baltimore carnivore. Wow. Is that a slant rhyme? Baltimore carnivore? I guess it's a full on rhyme. Baltimore carnivore. It's just the whole words don't rhyme, just the last four letters, but still works.

JPC

Um, do your names rhyme? Does Sodaro and Jarreau rhyme? That's a rhyme, right?

Guest1

Yeah. It's like close? It's close. Yeah.

JPC

It's close. It's like carnivore in Baltimore.

Guest1

Yeah. She has more syllables, but yeah.

JPC

Yeah. Oh, damn it.

Guest1

You didn't believe me?

JPC

You didn't believe me. I did the chin test. I thought I could get Betsy's last name in two. I was like, surely I could get that name in two. Starro.

???

Starro.

JPC

Starro. Starro. I mean, we're talking about six letters. I can't do six letters in two syllables?

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Guest1

It's interesting because I do have a lot more letters in my name than she has. That's French for you.

???

That's that French stuff. There's like a billion letters and then they go like bleh. No, there's no way you just said all that.

Guest1

No, they're like, no, no, no, no, no. You don't pronounce them all. There's a secret to when you pronounce them and we're not telling you.

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We will never tell you. You're like, okay.

Adal

I'm like, these eight letters say Jacques?

Erin

Yes. I don't believe that for a second. No way.

Adal

Should be four. How about a very weighty, very weighty Impala or Camaro? A very weighty Impala or Camaro?

JPC

Very weighty. How about a between-meal treat for a Himalayan ox?

Guest1

Yaksnack. Yaksnack. Yaksnack.

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Yaksnack.

00:21:45

Adal

Wow. Do you guys ever have yakbacks?

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What?

Adal

I might be the oldest one in this recording. You might be, but I do remember a yakback.

???

Are you talking to it?

Adal

Yeah. So you're talking to it and then press a button and it plays it back whatever you do or say.

???

Yes.

Adal

And there's some amount of effects going on.

???

Yakback.

JPC

Did he use that in Home Alone? Is Macaulay Culkin... That's a talk boy.

???

Yeah.

Adal

Yeah, I didn't have the money for a time.

???

I know. I wanted one so bad and my parents were like, no way. We can't afford one bit.

Adal

We didn't all grow up with seven or eight brothers and sisters and yearly trips to Paris that one of us were left behind with.

???

In the biggest house.

Adal

In the biggest house in the suburbs of Illinois. How about a person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat?

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Sheep meat. A person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat and that's it? That's the question?

00:22:50

JPC

That's gonna be a normal man.

Erin

I want a sound bite of you saying that, Betsy, that I can play on the show after every riddle. And that's it? That's the question? Okay. Is sheep meat called a thing?

JPC

A pew-ew. A stew-ew.

Adal

I believe this is a term for older sheep.

???

Isn't haggis sheep? Or that's stomach? Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle.

JPC

How many minutes in are we? 27 minutes? I love it.

Guest1

That's about the time everyone gets mad.

JPC

I do want to see a scene. Adal, you're going to be playing a butcher. We're all going to be various customers who keep coming up to the butcher counter at the grocery store or whatever. And all you have today is sheep meat and you're trying to spin it based on what people request.

00:23:58

Adal

Great. And JPC, real sidebar, do you want me to do it like Butcher from the Boys? You know, that guy who's like, oi, oi.

JPC

Yeah, I want you to feel free to be Australian and whatever slurs that they can say, feel free to say them just as they're normal as well.

Erin

I'll just play it. I'll play it right there. That's what he was fishing for. That sounds too fun.

JPC

Uh, excuse me, um, I will take a half pound of the 80-20 Chuck.

Adal

Okay. Did you, uh, sorry, did you grab a number?

JPC

Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, you called 47, I'm 47. Yeah, you just have to hand me the number.

Guest1

Did you call 46? My kids are so hungry. Did you call number 46? My kids are in the car, so hot, and the windows are rubbed. Take them out of the car, lady! Thanks for watching.

00:25:05

JPC

She said she had kids in the car. I mean, come on.

Erin

We all have kids in the car.

???

We all left our kids in the car. I think we should take them out, but I followed everybody else. I was like, uh-oh, all their kids are in the car, fine. I'll put them in the car and put the heat on.

Adal

Jesus. Everyone, everyone, please, please, please. I have kids in the car of my own. Let's get through this. Okay. I did call 46. That was about five minutes ago.

Guest1

Oh my God. I was, I was on my phone. I can't open any of my apps.

Adal

Well, let's not I'll take care of 47 and then we'll go to 46. Okay. Okay, I guess you're doing a countdown You know what you're right we're gonna go from 46 back down to 1 if you're 48 or above just know you're gonna be here

Guest1

I have to respect someone who knows what they want. So let's see here, two lobster tails and that'll be $138.

JPC

What did you just put down on the counter though?

00:26:21

Adal

What do you think beef is? Beef is anything with four legs that you find in the ocean?

???

No, no, no, no, no. Find in the ocean four legs?

Erin

This happened last year. This happened last year where all you gave us was sheep meat. We're not falling for it again. I want my oysters and I want my lobster.

Adal

Okay.

Guest1

And it's very hot. So you gotta make sure you refrigerate that.

JPC

So a person who eats copious amounts of sheep meat, I'll also say This is also This isn't in reference to any butchery. I don't believe but this is also called blank chops

00:27:42

Adal

Chops. Blank chops is a term that's usually, I think, relegated for facial hair.

???

Mutton.

???

Mutton. Mutton. Mutton. It's what a sheep is. A glutton mutton. A mutton glutton.

Guest1

That's not gonna play in America. Yeah. That was too British.

JPC

Has anyone had mutton before? No. Has anyone eaten mutton?

???

No. I wanna say probably at some point of just like older sheep. I've had lamb. A bunch.

Guest1

A bunch? Yeah, anytime you go to Greece.

???

I'm

00:28:54

???

Anyone?

Guest1

The entire cast of my big fat Greek wedding? Except for John Corbett?

Adal

I have to assume by proxy Michael Dukakis?

???

Yeah, probably.

Adal

I do want to see a scene. Betsy, you are yourself. You're on vacation in Greece. Okay. Let's say Santorini, just to give you a nice mental image of all those beautiful blue roofs. So you're in Santorini on vacation. Erin, you're a lamb who's also on vacation, and the two of you happen to sort of sit next to each other on a bench, and there's sort of an awkward moment where Betsy is getting a little hungry.

???

Wow, this sunset. Do you mind if I just scooch in next to you? Yeah, gotta look at this sunset. It's so cool how this whole island plans around the sunset their whole day, you know?

Erin

It's incredible. I love traveling. I love it. It's a passion of mine.

00:29:56

???

Yeah, same. You're amazing!

Erin

Today we're

???

I'm Welcome back!

00:31:12

Erin

He wandered off this morning and I haven't seen him.

Guest1

Hey Riddle Riddle

Erin

I could go down there and save my husband or what's left of him, but instead I'm gonna go for revenge. Don't you dare.

???

Seek vengeance, baby! And I will! And I will!

???

I'm gonna eat the rest of your husband. I'm gonna eat the rest of your husband. You wouldn't dare. I'm gonna put him on a spit, and I'm gonna roast him over fire, and he's gonna be delicious. I'm gonna feed all of Santorini. You're a monster! No, you're the monster trying to get my Pokemon Go creatures to eat. One time when I was in Santorini... She killed someone. We were like wandering around and the sun was setting and it's just like unbelievable. It's the most beautiful place in the world and there was this great big husky sitting on a wall looking out at the sunset with the biggest dog boner What? It was so funny. The dog was so happy, just sitting on a wall watching the sunset. I was like, this is Greece, man. This is even the dogs are just like, big old boners for the like sunset. It was incredible.

00:33:13

Adal

Wait, dog boner? Doner? Doner kebab? Oh no. I think I've eaten dog cock.

JPC

Alright, let's take a little break. We need to reset. We're gonna take an ad break.

Erin

We'll be back. I don't know if we need a reset. That felt like the perfect energy.

JPC

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Adal

And

00:34:18

JPC

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Erin

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???

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Adal

Thanks, Snake Mouth. Snake Throat, stay out of it.

???

It's both.

Adal

Huh?

JPC

Wait, now. Now, it seems... Okay, I can see that nobody's on my side here, so I'm just going to make like a tree and root out the problem. You're both out of here.

Adal

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00:35:54

???

That's found.com. F-O-U-N-D dot com slash Riddle.

JPC

Okay, I was supposed to do this whole thing about how I use the business to buy a bunch of locusts because I eat locusts, but I guess we're just not doing that thing because we've got Steak Mouth and the Tree Guy. Open a found account for free at found.com slash riddle.

Erin

Sorry, JBC. Sorry, man. But it's really fun to drive you insane.

JPC

Yeah.

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00:38:47

???

Hey Riddle Riddle.

Adal

Okay, Betsy, thank you so much for signing this contract. This legally allows us to sell merch with a beautiful husky watching a sunset with a giant dog boner. Big ol' dog boner, dude. Big ol' dog boner.

JPC

And it says, greetings from Santorini. Yes.

Erin

Yes. Honestly, that should be the image for the tourism board of Santorini. Because that truly made me be like, I think I should check it out.

???

It was like, I went, I was there with Mano and our friend Jessica. And we still talk like we're always like, remember that dog sitting on the wall, enjoying the sunset so much.

Adal

Now do we think it was a situation of like the dog just had dog sex and then it was, you know, it was relaxing and it just went to watch the sunset before it fell asleep? Or was it like a thing of like the sunset gave the dog a bone? I don't know.

00:39:48

Guest1

We gotta know the refractory period for a husky, I guess, to figure that out, huh?

Erin

Who wants to curse their computer forever by googling that? Who's gonna fall on Headsword?

JPC

Husky refractory period.

Guest1

How long to take a husky to be ready to go again?

Adal

Grease boner? Okay, a lot of photoshopped Travolta here.

JPC

I have a breeding husky who seems like it's not breeding as much as I would like. There's gotta be some dog breeders out there that know the answer to that question. Here's the thing, if you have the answer, keep it to yourself.

Guest1

Don't put it- Don't give those dogs little blue pills. Sticking it in a piece of cheese.

JPC

I'm sure those fucking sickos. Let them do it if they want it, don't make them do it. They'll make more Huskies when it's time for them to make more Huskies, not for your fucking profit margins. Big dog breeder. Boo.

Adal

Someone had to say it. Let's get into some more riddles here. These are going to be trios. So I'm going to give you three items and you're going to have to tell me what they all have in common.

00:40:57

???

What?

Adal

So, for example, I'll give you sort of an easy one and then a medium one. Raspberry, red, lemony yellow, and orangey-orange are all colors or flavors in Froot Loops. Okay. Or, slightly harder... I don't think I would have gotten that one. Slightly harder, rubies, diamonds, and Bugs Bunny all have carrots. So the three items have, in the Venn diagram, they share one commonality, and that's what we have to figure out.

Guest1

I do not have high hopes for myself. Me neither, man. Good, thank you for your honesty.

JPC

This kind of feels like the New York Times Connections game.

???

Which I feel a lot of times when I play that, the answer will pop up and I'm like, oh, okay. What? I get mad at that one.

Guest1

Invented by a man named Jason.

???

What? Come on.

00:42:01

Adal

I desperately want someone to retroactively make that connection. Things invented by a man named Jason. Here's the first one. We have President John Adams. February.

Erin

I also want a clip of Betsy saying, uh oh, that I can hit. I want a whole soundboard of Betsy Sodaro, please.

Guest1

This can happen. You got it. The Sodaro soundboard.

Adal

Don't tell Erin that she can do that. It would be too much power. President John Adams, February, and the planet Venus. Second president, second month, second planet.

Erin

I'd like to see a scene. Marcy, you are George Washington and Betsy, you're John Adams and you like really look up to him and you're really looking forward to being the second president after him.

00:43:01

???

Oh, George!

Guest1

George, I'm so excited! Well, congratulations. Congratulations. You won. I forget how I became president. I don't know.

???

I think you kind of just were like, I'm gonna do it.

Guest1

Well, but not like a king, though. Not like a king. No, no, no. Erin knocking new America. But anyway, you're gonna love it. You're gonna love America. Here's the thing about America. It will always remain perfect. Everything will be good and the people will be happy. And so I trust that you will be a wonderful president for this country.

???

Oh, thank you. Now, do I get to wear your wig? Oh, well, uh, sure.

Guest1

Do you want it right now? I mean, I am now the president, so... Oh, okay. Well, this is rather embarrassing. Give me your... Here you go.

???

Oh my god, look at your head! I know! Look at your head! I know, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad! If the Americans knew your head looked like that, you would have never taken... Shut your mouth! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Yes, I'm pinching you. I'm pinching you so hard.

00:44:14

Guest1

Don't you tell anyone about my head.

???

I will not. I will not, of course. I shall take your head with me to the grave. Well, look at you.

Guest1

Yes. That looks wonderful on you. Do I look like the president now? Of course you do. You look very handsome. Are you? Are you?

???

No. Tearing up? What? Are you tearing up?

Guest1

No, you're not a better president than me. Everyone's gonna forget about me, aren't they? They're gonna only remember you. You'll be the one that's very famous. Come here baby.

???

Come here baby George Washington. Let it out. Let it out baby. Let it out, baby. You were a good president. You were the first one. Uppy. Uppy. Uppy. Okay, let me pick you up. Let me pick you up.

???

Here. Here.

???

Here. Let me, yes. Rest on my chest. Rest on my chest. Are you hungry? Yay!

00:45:16

Erin

I suffer. What do you mean, feed? What do you mean, feed, Adal? Give him 40 more minutes. Georgie wants nini.

JPC

I also just love, I love John Adams getting on Washington for what his hair looked like because every picture or portrait of John Adams I've been like, damn that guy really went for that haircut. It's like, it's like he's got like the, he's got like the bald horseshoe but just like long hair out of that. It looks insane.

Erin

I feel like you could pull that off by the way.

JPC

I think that if you see someone in modern times with a haircut that looks like that, you're like, hell yeah, you're really good. I was recently watching some James Bond movies, and there's one James Bond movie, old, the 60s ones with Sean Connery, and there's one James Bond movie where he's meeting with some dignitary, and the guy has, he's obviously balding, but he's got hair on the sides, and he has three little hair spikes that are pushed back on his head. That's the look. That's a guy who's like, I've lost my hair, I have Homer Simpson hair, and I'm owning it. I'm still in charge of England. I'm still the boss. What do you want? I think people don't do that anymore. Nowadays people are just like, yeah, get rid of it.

00:46:33

???

Yeah, just go. Just shave it all off.

JPC

You gotta give props to John Adams for just sticking with it.

Adal

What was it, John Adams breastfeeding George Washington?

JPC

There's a 20-year-old guy in an English college class right now saying that with full confidence.

Adal

If I ever sort of tune out for a little bit during a conversation, usually my way to sort of find my way back in is to say the teat of economy. Here's another one. Here's three items. Tell me what they have in common. Nestle Quick. Nestle Quick, Trix, Cereal, and Energizer batteries.

00:47:50

???

Rabbits. Rabbits, dude. Yes.

Adal

Their mascots are all rabbits or bunnies. I was going to say, they all change your tongue into a different color.

Erin

I'd like to see a scene. JPC, Marcy, and Betsy, you are those three rabbits. You can pick which one you are. And you are all in the same family and you're back for Thanksgiving. Great.

Guest1

Hey, where are all the kids? Where are the kids at?

JPC

Yeah, I mean, what the hell? I came all the way here from... Well, I mean, I kind of just go everywhere. I kind of don't stop going. I'm like, I'm non-stop, but I came a long way. Where are the kids?

???

I think they got mad at me.

Guest1

What'd you do?

JPC

What did you do?

???

I told them the truth about Santa.

JPC

Which truth?

???

I want to make sure are we talking about the truth of like the obvious truth or like the deeper like more Fucked up truth that we don't talk the more fucked up truth That we don't talk about I thought they needed to know I thought they needed to know I gave him some chocolate milk, and I was like okay. We're getting real kids sit down Let me tell you the truth about Santa

00:49:06

JPC

The real truth. You told him that chocolate bunnies, which for some reason, hold on I can get there, Santa's domain, because Santa's a Christian God.

Guest1

Uh, I'm gonna take issue with that.

JPC

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. What would you call him? He's obviously in the Christian pantheon. Saint Nicholas?

Guest1

He's a saint. Here's a hint. His name is Saint Nicholas. That's right.

JPC

He's a saint, which means he has something to do with, you know, the Catholic Church, which means he has domain over Easter as well. And you told the kids that he dips actual bunnies, young bunnies, in chocolate to give them out on Easter.

???

Yes. Hot chocolate. That he dips them in hot chocolate, killing them in order to Have chocolate rabbits for Easter. I told them the truth and I said that I was like eating the eggs, those chocolate eggs, real eggs, got dipped in the chocolate, killing them, and... every chocolate thing you're eating.

00:50:19

JPC

We don't know that it kills them. We can't know. It's kind of like, uh, yeah, it's... Are they actually dead? We can't know unless we break open the chocolate.

Guest1

It doesn't matter. You know what matters? You're a narcissist, Nestle. You ruin every holiday. You make every holiday about you and making everyone else upset. You're not happy unless everyone else is crying.

???

Don't you dare say that, Trix. Don't you dare say that. Oh, I say it every week in therapy. You're always just screaming, this is for kids, this is for kids. Hold on. What about adults, Trix? Hold on. What about adults? I know what Trix is trying to do. You sound fucking weird screaming about kids all the time.

JPC

Trix, you're trying to start shit so that you can sneak in the kitchen and get some of that goddamn cereal. It's not gonna happen. It's not for you.

Guest1

Yeah, spit it out.

JPC

Spit it out. Spit it out. I'm gonna put a battery in your mouth and then you're gonna spit it out.

???

Yeah, you gotta spit it out if a battery's in there.

JPC

I'm gonna go get my slug hammer.

Guest1

Why can't I have it? Why can't I have it? It's named after me. Why can't I use a Duracell? We just fucking can't. Wow, we have a very messed up family unit.

00:51:32

Adal

I know. Oh shit, they just released the Epstein list.

Erin

Oh no, all three of those bunnies are on it? Don't tell me, all the bunnies are on it?

???

Edit this out, edit this out.

JPC

It looks like the Nesquik bunny was on the plane with Clinton and Kevin Spacey.

Erin

I'm not surprised.

Adal

I love the idea of a single parent being like, if I just hard boil an egg, steep it in hot chocolate, that's a Cadbury egg. I will give my child Easter. A proper Easter. I will give my child Easter.

Guest1

My child will have Easter.

JPC

Don't tell them that it's way more expensive to do it the way they're doing it.

Adal

Uh, this might be my favorite of these trios. This is a little tricky, but I think this is fun. Mark Twain, Paper Mate, and Sharpie. Mark Twain, Paper Mate, and Sharpie. Paper Mate.

00:52:41

Guest1

I don't think this is right, but it's writers or pen, penmans?

Adal

You are very hot.

Guest1

Pen names? Pen names, names of pens. These are all pen names. I said Penman. Penman. I'm so stupid. Penman.

???

No, Marcy, you pretty much got it, dude.

Guest1

You got it. I don't deserve to live.

Erin

I wouldn't have gotten it without you saying that.

Guest1

As soon as you said Mark Twain, I wanted to say Sagittarius. Sagittarius. We have the same birthday.

Erin

Are you a Sagittarius?

Guest1

Yeah, me and Winston Churchill and Mark Twain. That's my favorite star sign.

JPC

Are you a November Sagittarius or December Sagittarius?

Guest1

November, come on.

JPC

Okay, it's split in my household. We have some Decembers and some Novembers.

Guest1

There's a difference.

JPC

There's a difference. I will say the Decembers are more classic Sagittarius. It's kind of what people think of when they think of The horse with his big bow.

00:53:49

Guest1

Is that a Sagittarius? Is that a Centaur? Yes, yes. He's the archer, yes.

Adal

Yeah. There's the dog with the big boner.

Guest1

Yeah, that's what I did.

Adal

Well, Santatorius.

Guest1

Betsy, classic Gemini. Classic Gemini.

Adal

Gemini over here.

Guest1

Yeah, Gemini!

Adal

I'm a June 1st baby. June 10th. June 1st is, I believe, the day Helen Keller was born and the day she died, June 1st. Also Alanis Morissette, a few others. What's June 10th? Any biggins?

???

I can't remember. My friend Jane Becker, who's a great writer. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't looked.

Erin

Do you guys know your rising and moon sign?

Guest1

Of course. Hit me with it. I'm a Sagittarius rising as well and a Gemini moon.

Erin

Oh, like your friend Betsy.

00:54:49

Guest1

We're sister signs. Sister signs.

???

I don't know what I am. Do you know Marcy? What are your signs, Erin?

Erin

I'm a Scorpio, and then I'm a Libra rising in a Capricorn moon.

Guest1

I was gonna guess that you're a Libra rising. Oh my gosh, get out of town.

Adal

We have to pick at this. Marcy, what about Erin made you think that?

Guest1

Well, Scorpio, well, okay, I have a lot of Scorpios in my life, love them all, but you have something about you, outward facing, which is rising, right, is a little, you seem like a diplomatic people pleaser a bit, not in a bad way. I have a lot of Libras in my life that I love. Nailed it.

Erin

Yeah, absolutely nailed it.

Guest1

And secretly, she's holding grudges, guys. Holding hard grudges. Oh, am I? Erin, is that true?

00:55:53

Erin

I wonder if I'm holding grudges like nothing else.

JPC

Ow, ow, ow. Erin, ow, ow, ow.

Erin

Give it to me.

JPC

Marcy, did you know that you share a birthday with previous guests of this show? Chrissy Teigen.

Guest1

Oh, no, I thought you were going to say Chrissy Teigen. Chrissy Teigen is a regular on A Riddle.

JPC

They were actually booked on the same day. We were supposed to have Chrissy and Colin on because they work so well together.

Guest1

Wait, do you know what actually is kind of funny? I have one of those birthday books. I did know about Colin because in the birthday book, our life meditation is learn to improvise.

Erin

Isn't that weird? Whoa. Whoa. Spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky.

Guest1

Yeah, and our strengths are thorough, funny, dynamic, and our weaknesses are thin-skinned and reactive.

Erin

Classic improviser stuff. Winston Churchill, ever heard of him?

Adal

And the symbol for that is it's like Ryan Stiles with his hands behind his back.

Guest1

And Wayne Brady with his arms through.

00:56:56

Adal

Baking a cake. Marcy, to backtrack slightly about two minutes ago, you just made me realize something, which is The way you said Diplo-matic to Erin, you took a pause, and I was like, wait a minute. Is Diplo the famous DJ? I don't know what he is. Producer? Is that short for Diplo? Diplomat or diplomatic? Oh, I don't know.

Guest1

Well, I'm glad you asked Diplo's biggest fan.

Adal

Because you're like, you're Diplo-matic.

Guest1

And I was like, oh, Diplo.

Adal

I never, I never... I don't know.

Guest1

I wonder. Look it up. Who's looking it up?

Erin

Who's looking it all up? We're actually not allowed to Google this here. I'm not even kidding. We put ourselves in Google jail.

Adal

Erin, shut up. And that's that. Erin will never be mad at me for that.

Guest1

What did we say about a Sagittarius? Diplo is also a Sagittarius. Wow. When's his birthday?

00:57:57

JPC

November 10th, so he's not a Sagittarius, but I couldn't remember what the one before it is. I can't remember what the one that comes before it is.

???

Yes, I'm a November 10th birthday.

JPC

You push it together.

Guest1

Wait, I think my friend Jana's November 10th as well. Okay, incredible.

Erin

And JPC, for that mistake, I will hold that grudge until I die.

JPC

Erin, do you think that you're older or younger than Diplo?

Erin

Oh God, I think I'm younger than Diplo by six years.

JPC

Wow, this is a fun game. How old is Diplo? 46, and Erin just turned 40.

Guest1

You were so correct! You said six years.

Adal

Okay, Erin, let it go. It's done. It's done, Erin.

Erin

Let it go. The grudge I will hold as a 33-year-old woman. Thank you. Oh, so I was over. Feel 40. Look 80.

JPC

On the Price is Right, you actually get rewarded for being over, but I'm being punished?

Guest1

No, you don't. You don't. You don't. I don't watch the show! I'm being punished for not watching TV during the day? Are you constantly making very confident declarations that you're fully wrong about? Is that like a thing? I have never.

00:59:06

Erin

Marcy, thank you so much for coming in and diagnosing exactly what's been happening the last eight years of my life.

Guest1

Wait, what is your sign? I must know.

JPC

I'm a Sagittarius.

Guest1

Oh, December Sagittarius though, right?

JPC

I'm a real one, yeah.

Guest1

November is fun and witchy Scorpios, and October Scorpios are scary.

Erin

Sorry, I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules.

Adal

And Marcy, you just made me realize, is SAG short for Sagittarius?

Guest1

Absolutely. It is Sagittarius. It's all about the archers and nothing about screens, actors, or guilds.

Erin

GBC, do you know you're rising in your moon?

JPC

I don't, but I could ask my wife to open up the CoStar app because she has all of this information about me in hers.

01:00:08

Erin

Ask her. And then Adal, do you know?

Adal

I don't know what those mean.

Erin

Okay, so Marcy and I are the only ones who did their homework. Okay, good to know.

JPC

I did have someone at some point did tell me that the rising, I almost said the rising and the falling, but it's the rising and the moon are more important than what your regular sign is.

Guest1

I'm

???

Welcome to the show.

01:01:11

Guest1

It's the one thing you can't prove is not true about you on a podcast.

Erin

You can prove the smart thing pretty definitively.

Guest1

Oh, some people sound stinky.

JPC

I guess that's right. I guess some people do sound stinky.

Guest1

They sound stinky.

???

Some people sound stinky.

Adal

I do want to see one final, just a quick scene, based off iceberg, tongue, and waitress all having tips. Let's say, Marcy, you're going to be a waiter, and JPC, you're going to be an iceberg who sits down to order.

Guest0

Okay.

Guest1

What can I get you, sweetheart?

01:02:11

Guest0

Um, I'm seeing a lot of hot food on the menu. Do you have cold? Do you have cold food?

Guest1

I can get something cold for you. I can make the chef put it out on the counter until it gets room temp. Or do you want it colder?

Guest0

Yeah, I would really want cold. Okay.

Guest1

Well, there's Jell-O. We got milk. We can put the milk with the Jell-O. Kind of like a creamy Jell-O.

Guest0

I don't want to be this kind of guy, but do you have anything that's cold and hard?

Guest1

Oh, baby. Let's see.

Guest0

And it doesn't have to be wet. But if it's wet, it's better if it's cold and hard and wet.

Guest1

Okay, cold, hard, wet. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think.

Guest0

And I do this fun thing where I put your full tip on the table. And then I like remove dollars from the tip as we go.

Guest1

Hey, there's nothing I like more than psychological warfare while I'm just trying to feed my family.

Guest0

So you get it.

Guest1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could put a cold spoon in the gazpacho. Would that be okay? Work with me, honey.

01:03:16

Guest0

What do you want? Adding a couple singles to the pile. Let's see. I'm actually liking this a lot. Cold spoon and gazpacho.

Guest1

I could defrost the steak just a little bit so it's just wet but still frozen. Okay, okay.

Guest0

Okay, so it's cold and wet and frozen. Yummy. A couple more dollars to the pile. We cut to two weeks later, and in the case of who the father is, Iceberg

Adal

You are the father.

01:04:28

JPC

I mean, I don't know specifically that I have DNA. I'll go with it. But here's how I do child support. You're gonna love this.

Guest1

Seed! Seed! Seed!

???

Seed! Seed!

JPC

Seed!

Adal

Seed! Seed! Seed!

JPC

Seed! Seed! Seed!

Guest1

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Erin

Oh, that's horrible.

Guest1

That's the bad news.

Erin

That's the bad news. Well, on that note, Betsy and Marcy, do you have anything to plug? Anything you want our listeners to check out?

???

I mean, check out our podcast of Funny Feeling.

Guest1

Yeah. And if you have a ghost story, doesn't have to be ghost, any sort of paranormal story, you can send it to us. Submit it to funnyfeelingpod at gmail.com. We'll read it on the podcast.

???

We'll read it and then we'll be like, we don't believe you.

Guest1

We don't believe you. You're crazy and we're calling a doctor. You're getting 5150'd. We do voice notes too. Like we said, we're not running out, weirdly.

01:05:43

???

Ghosts and paranormal stuff will always be happening. Must be.

Adal

Taxes and ghosts.

Guest1

Taxes and ghosts. Don't pay your taxes, but do pay your ghosts.

JPC

Tip your ghosts, and do it the right way. Leaving a pile of money on the table, and then slowly removing from the pile of money.

Adal

And don't forget to spay or neuter your icebergs. Erin, do you have anything to plug or promote?

Erin

I host a show called Quality Time in Los Angeles at the Lyric Theater. You can follow that on Instagram. It's once a month, and each month is a different theme. And I think it's worth checking out. Adal, anything to plug?

JPC

Oh, Erin, Erin. We had someone ask this. Is it always a different day when it's once a month, or is it... Okay.

Erin

It's always a different day.

JPC

So if you're the guy that asked me, it's always a different day.

Erin

Good luck! Adal, anything to plug?

Adal

Yes, you can check out, in our 10th anniversary, Hello from the Magic Tavern, wherever you get your podcasts, and also Patreon as well. Patreon.com slash Magic Tavern, I believe. JBC, anything to plug or promote or review to read?

01:06:47

JPC

No, I don't got anything. You can go see improv shows if you like seeing improv shows. Go to a theater and ask them if they do those at the theater that you live near. And hopefully they do.

Adal

And Erin, close your eyes. The wind from the ocean, the salty air hits your face.

???

And as the warmth on your skin slowly starts to cool, you see in your mind's eye a husky with the most beautiful succulent boner. And you see around his neck there's a collar with a little medallion and etched into the medallion is a name. What is that name, Erin? Jupiter.

Erin

I wish I was there right now. I wish I was there right now.

Adal

Jupiter the dog with a raging boner. Our new mascot.

Guest1

Named Jupiter because he ate his son.

???

Yes.

01:07:59

JPC

Did the dog, Betsy, have a collar? Do you remember if the dog had a collar?

???

I can't remember. I feel like, no. Like, there were a bunch of dogs just wandering around.

Erin

Oh, that dog was free. That was a free dog, if you can't tell by the whole story.

???

That was a free, happy dog, probably eating, like, the best food in the world. Just the happiest dog.

Guest1

And I'm free! Free dog am! Oh, that's heaven.

???

Marcy!

JPC

Hey there, websites and dot coms. If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. Erin falls into the Internet. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for five dollars a month or start your seven day free trial or the review crew for eight dollars a month. Plus, you get those ad free episodes. See you there.

???

That was a hate gun podcast.