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Hey there, idiots. No, don't adjust your dials. This is not a normal Hey Riddle Riddle episode day. We're not here with a bunch of riddles. You don't have to worry about that.
We spooked them, I think. They're spooked. We spooked them.
Look at their eyes, they're terrified. Yeah, their eyes are... Big bloodshot, everyone's holding their blankets. Relax, okay? This is good. It's good that we're here. It's good that we're here on a non-Hey Riddle Riddle day. This is great news. Because we have some live shows that we have to, Annette, we have to, we're being told that we have to announce. Legally.
This is a shock to me because I thought that this was an announcement saying we're never coming back. But okay, I can adjust. We're doing live shows. Okay, fun.
Oh, you thought that would be good news.
This is good news. This is the last live shows that we will ever do in the following cities. Maybe, until the next one.
We will be in LA, that's Los Angeles for all you uninitiated. July 14th, it's a Sunday at Dynasty Typewriter. Please check us out in LA. July 14th, Dynasty Typewriter.
And tickets for that show are, that show starts at 7.30, but tickets for that show... are also going to be live streamed. So if you can't make it to LA, you can still buy a live stream ticket. Those are good to watch, I believe, for a week after the show ends. So even if you are a Hey Riddle Riddle listener, and let's do some accents. Um, Minnesota. Oh, don't you riddle?
No, good news for us. England. Well, then yes, I get to watch my riddles over breakfast then.
Yeah. So if you're in those places, you can still watch that show. Just go to heyriddleriddle.com slash live. But that's not all. We have more actual live shows to announce. Adal?
We are coming to the East Coast in what I want to say is our East is a Beast tour. That's right, East is a Beast.
We didn't talk about this. We're doing three shows. We're going to be in Erin's hometown, Boston, Massachusetts, October 3rd.
We've been waiting six years for this, motherfuckers.
October 3rd, we are live in Boston at the Boston Armory. October 5th, we are live in Washington, D.C. at Miracle Theater. And October 6th, we return to one of our favorite venues in New York City, the Bell House. Woo!
We! Yeah! And again, and those are all in person. Those are not live streamed. And you can get all of those tickets at heyriddleriddle.com slash live. Just click the button with the city that you want to see us in and then see us in that city.
I'm not playing favorites, but all I'm saying is that Boston Live show is unmissable. And if any of you idiots miss that show, I'll never forgive you.
Erin, what people really want to know is at the Boston show, will you sing? Will we get an Erin Keif?
I'll sing. I'll sing. I'm giving stuff away. I'm doing all sorts of nonsense. What?
Instead of using a microphone, will you sing into a live lobster?
Is there any other way? It's illegal to not sing into a lobster's mouth in Massachusetts.
Sorry, that is what a microphone is in Boston. I'm so stupid. I'm sorry.
So please, get your tickets now. Come see us in LA, Boston, Washington DC, and New York.
Now, granted- And Chicago.
Well, just to check, that's sold out, so we can't talk about that one because it is sold out. And the LA one is coming up very soon, and the Boston and the DC and the New York ones are in October, granted. But that's what we're doing this year for live shows.
No, but I don't want people listening to this being like, I bought tickets to the Chicago live show. They're not even talking about it. Is it canceled? I'm just trying to make sure people aren't panicking in Chicago.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that kind of sucks because that pooches the second announcement, which is that the Chicago live show is canceled. There will be no refunds for the tickets.
No, it's not. No, it's not. No, no, no, no. He's joking. He's joking. He's joking. He's joking.
All right, everybody. See you later, I guess. Bring your riddles.
Casey, do something. Do something to end it. End it with music or something, Casey. You have to have an end. Something cool.
A lobster singing or something.
Oh yes, a lobster. And it was a backflip, Casey. Casey. Casey's dead.