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Hey all you ridiots, we have a very special announcement. We're very excited for something, but first, some heartbreaking news. As you may or may not have heard, JPC has been, Erin, how would you describe it?

I would describe it as sucked into a toilet.

Sucked into a toilet.

So he's sort of down for the count right now, which is fine.

Yeah, it's totally fine. He seems healthy, he seems happy. I think he actually has been screaming, I'm in my element.

Yep, he has been screaming that. Yeah. And he can't argue with any of this because he is not here. But we also have a fun announcement.

We have a very fun- and I know people are- Erin, I can almost hear people freaking out, being worried. Here's the thing. You can survive without food for quite some time. You can survive without water for a few days. You can't survive without piss for 24 hours. But JPC has so much piss. He has- Rich in piss. He is rich in piss. He's piss rich.

Piss rich. But the only thing that he's really gonna be missing out on is San Francisco Sketchfest, our old tried and true favorite place to go yearly tradition. Adal and I are still gonna be there, even though JPC is sucked into a toilet and cannot make it. Adal, are you excited?

I am so excited because the toilet gods have gifted us, well, this doesn't sound like a compliment, but not the toilet gods, the regular gods have gifted us with a co-host named Janet Varney. Who? I know you know who. She's the best. She's the best. She would never get sucked into a toilet, and I know that for sure. She has class.

She has class.

She knows to get off a toilet before flushing it. I think we all know that, right?

Exactly. The fourth co-host, Janet, will be joining us. I'm so excited. I cannot wait. Adal, hit us with those details.

The details are Sunday, February 4th. That's Sunday, February 4th at 2 p.m. Pacific time. We're going to be playing at Club Fugazi, which I don't know if Sketchfest has used Club Fugazi again, but just the name of that is so freaking cool. If you like Fugazi the band, or even if you don't, I think this club is going to freaking slap. You can go to sfsketchfest.com. For all the details, for tickets, et cetera, there's so much cool stuff going on. The whole event is co-organized by Janet Varney, so you get to see all the stuff she put together, you get to see her in the Hey Riddle Riddle live show, and Erin, for us, this is our old stomping ground. This is like us going back to high school. Erin and I are definitely going to be wearing leather jackets.

For sure.

What else, Erin? Temporary tattoos?

We will be showing people the video of GPC getting sucked into the toilet.

And it's not as funny as you think, but it's still top three funniest things of all time.

For sure. For sure. I genuinely am so excited to hang out and to see you, Adal, and to hang out with Janet and to see some other shows. Magic Tavern will also be there this the same weekend.

Oh, yes. With Ron Funches. Yeah.

Cannot wait for that. Yeah. Please come and hang out with us. We'd love to see you. And that's about it. Right, Adal?

I think that's about it. We do have a quick update. A finger has come into the toilet bowl. We don't know if it's JPC's finger. It is a middle finger.

I don't know what that means. So I can't respond to it. I don't know what it means.

Oh, nope, never mind. False alarm. It's a pizza roll. It's a Tostino's pizza roll.

Oh, he lost one of his pizza rolls. He's gonna be devastated.

Pizza in the toilet, pizza in the morning, pizza at supper time. When pizza's in the toilet, you can eat pizza anytime. Bye!