Which Riddle Riddle?

This is a HeadGum podcast. Hey there, kiddos. It's me. No, no. It's okay. It's okay. Kiddos, hold on. It's okay. My name is J.P.C. and I'm... Hold on, no, no! Not like that one. It's not the one you've read about in the papers. They got him. He's off the streets. My name's J.P.C. the clown and I'm here. Hold on, now, come on. Be fair. Have it give a person a chance. Can't you give a person a chance?

You're the man who bought my dog dinner.

He looks hungry.

Hi kids, it's me, Princess Erin. Yay!

Wait, why am I saying yay?

And I'm here to kill the scary clown, Jesus.

Holy crap, my first response was yay to that. I gotta talk to my shrink. Honestly, I got issues, I need a workout.

And I'm here with my jester, Adal Rifai.

That's me going upstairs.

And he's going to do the killing for me so I don't have blood on my hands.

What's this up my sleeve? It's a never ending knife. Oh you are cutting your arm.

Alright, but Adal, I got good news. That happened in a scene and not in real life. You're totally fine.

What?

Adal the Jester though is dead.

Yeah, we can't undo that.

Word have lanched. The Jestering Jester. Jester. Okay. No, no, no. Adal stop.

I have shut down my children's party business and I'm fully recommitting myself to this podcast. Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. That's Adal Rifai. Adal the birthday podcast for children.

And this is a riddle podcast that we started in 2019.

We started right around the time that those iPod commercials went out of style. Remember it was like a black silhouette dancing in front of colors to like the hives or something.

I want to dance like those black silhouettes are dancing.

This is a Hey Riddle Riddle Riddle challenge. I challenge all the listeners. You proved to us we didn't start this in 2011. Yeah, prove it. The proof is on the accuser, motherfucker. That's the legal system.

Don't send us a screenshot of your podcast player showing the day of the first episode because you don't know when that was recorded.

Yeah, you doctored it and you definitely doctored it.

And here's a little hint. We went by a different name before we changed it to Hey Riddle Riddle. So get at it, sleuths. Yeah. That's a hard one to say.

Someone's going to figure out that we were wait, wait, don't tell me.

Wait, wait, don't tell me. But it was spelled W-E-I-G-H-T.

Remember when we used to record in person?

Yes. I do. Yeah, that was 2011. Could possibly be, you know.

Isn't that kind of... I know that was 10 years ago now. Love it. Isn't that so weird that we used to just like... We would like drive to a place and then we'd walk in and then sometimes we'd get each other like Wendy's or coffee and then we would sit down and see each other and then we would, am I the only one who remembers this?

I used to go in every week and wonder how the fuck is this table so sticky and now I live here, it's my table and I know exactly why it's so sticky. It's me! It was me the whole time! I'm the stickiest boy in Candy Town!

And JBC, do you want to let people know when that children's book will be out on shelves? The stickiest boy in Candy Town?

I do. So as soon as a couple little legal loopholes get worked out, my publisher and my press release, pretty much everybody involved was on the flight logs.

We share a lawyer and I overheard that our lawyer saying that you can't have drawings of things in a book and then have a real photo of a human penis.

Well, luckily our murderer was murdered in prison. So, where are they clear?

You know what? Our lawyer was such a gossip that I'm glad that that... May his secrets rest with him. Um, isn't that so crazy? I was just thinking about how crazy it was, but I guess you guys are... don't think it's that crazy. That's okay if you don't think it's crazy. I think it's crazy.

I feel crazy that you don't find that crazy. Am I crazy? I do think it is crazy, but I just can't, I simply can't wrap my head around it in terms of like, I remember it, but the feeling is gone. And that goes for most of my emotions. The feeling is gone. I am, you know how sometimes when you get up and you've been sitting for too long and your legs are like, no, nobody, there's no circulation down here. Come back another time. That's how my emotional wellbeing is. It's just numb.

Amen.

How are you sitting? We gotta get you a new chair. Please. By the way, that shouldn't be happening on most chairs. I currently just sit on Gemma. Ow, ow, ow.

Hey, you guys, I have a question for you and I would really appreciate if you answered honestly.

Is this a riddle or a question?

No, it's a real question. How is your weekend? Don't lie.

How is our weekends or weeks?

Okay.

Well, she said, she said, how was your weekend? Yes. Okay.

And don't lie.

And don't, and she said also, Adal, she said, don't lie.

Don't lie. Okay. Um, I gotta be honest. I can't even remember what I did before we got on this recording. Okay. He's not lying. I, what did I do? I feel like Gemma was out of town on a work trip and, uh, Sadia, Sadia is moving out of my place soon. She found a new place. So she'll be, um, gone after her lovely stay here. So I think I just like sat around the house and like cleaned up a little bit, played with the cats, scritched brisket on his little chin, scritched fries on his little butt, and watched the NBA All-Star weekend. It was overall a good time. It was a good, it was a good weekend. Sounds crazy. For what I can remember. Yeah, JVC what did you do?

Lots of scritches of butts and chins.

Lots of scritches of butts.

It's funny because this weekend I had a really relaxing weekend. I think I did the same thing. I centered myself. I took two baths. That's right, two baths. I took a Friday night bath and a Saturday night bath. I think the weekend starts for me on a Friday night.

Whatever happened to Saturday bath?

And the like Mariah was gone on Saturday and I was like fuck it I'm just gonna take another bath. Like it was I had a conversation with myself and it was like it's usually it's been a while like if you just had a bath you could wait a couple days before you have another bed. And by the way this is the only way I clean myself. That, I do what the cat does, where I try to lick every inch of my body that I can get with my tongue.

With your legs straight up in the air.

Straight up in the air, making full-on eye contact with spaghetti.

One time JPC and I shared a hotel room. We probably have a few times, but recently when we did the shadow puppets and we shared a hotel room, JPC said, excuse me, I'm going to go take a bath. And then he stood at the foot of his bed and sprayed himself with Axe Body Spray. And then he said, I'm done, do you need any?

Well he was 13 at the time, okay? Oh no, I'm ruined.

Hold on, hold on, Adal was 40. Wait, no, damn. Two baths in one weekend is an indulgence, and I felt indulged.

You, on our review crew, when we talked about taking baths and other such self-care things, said, I'm going to try to take more baths. And you followed through on your promise, and I'm very impressed.

You know, because if I'm thinking about it, I think I want multiple baths in a week. If it's a week, if a week goes by and I took multiple baths, I can look back at that week and say this week was a success for me.

You deserved it.

Thank you. You know, I don't, same review crew, I don't enjoy baths. I think I'm gonna try some of the tools and tips and tricks that you all mentioned.

Hammer baths! Hammer baths! Hammer baths!

See if I can set myself up for a more successful bath, but I will say just to be positive, I do enjoy the word bath. And bathed? When someone's bathed in sunlight, I think that's a really cool word.

That's lovely. I mean, you could make anything positive. I don't like murder, but the word has lots of fun R's in it, so that's cool.

Ooh, and a curvy D. Great.

My favorite bath. Okay, shall we start that podcast? My favorite bath?

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh buddy, no. Your enthusiasm and everything else is misplaced.

Oh, so another thing that happened to me this weekend too is I thought my freezer may have broken, but I don't know.

You got somebody calling you asking if it's running?

Yeah, they asked me if I was running. Stuff in my freezer started to melt. And what I do have in my freezer is three, like, pints of ice cream. And they all kind of melted and, like, dripped into my freezer. And I had to, like, clean out my freezer, which also, I really liked the... I liked cleaning out my freezer. It was a fun activity for me to clean a... An excuse to clean a freezer? What better way to start the day? But I did eat some of that melty ice cream because I was like, it's gonna go to waste. I'm gonna have to throw this melty ice cream away. And I don't know what happened with the meltingness of the ice cream, but it made me pretty sick. It was nothing but my guts.

Once it melts, it is legally water cream. Water cream is not good for anyone. No.

The milk water was really bad for old JPC. I do remember that, but I don't think my freezer's actually broken, so that low light turned into a high light, actually.

I will say, and JPC just jogged my memory, Erin. I don't know if it was this weekend, but it was sometime in the last like five days. I did buy some, on JPC's recommendation, I did find some Jenny's in my local store that's right near JPC and I, and I bought some Bramble Berry Crisp, which to me, Bramble Berry does not appeal to me. Blueberry is one of my least favorite flavors, blueberry and black licorice and white chocolate. All the color flavors. But I bought a pint just to humor JPC and then I sent him a text at 7 23 p.m. Wednesday night and I said Okay, fine. I tried your Precious Bramble Berry Crisp and it's fucking delicious.

It is so good.

I think what, yeah, he did haha on it. And then he said, okay, next time try blackout chocolate.

That one's also very fucking good.

But I will say that I think it's like the little oats that are in it. Yeah. Fully make it because it was a nice creamy texture, but there's some, there is that texture in there. It's just, it's a goddamn delight.

I am starving. What did you do?

Hey Riddle. I sent it to a new level and I again, I did not think I would like it all the details If you added them all up, it's it's something anti Adal, but it was so good. So JPC, thank you for that.

What a delightful treat JPC.

You're very welcome.

Well done.

Erin, how's your weekend?

I robbed a bank. Not a lie. I'm holding myself to the same standards I helped you do.

You're holding yourself hostage?

Exactly. It was good. It was fine. I don't think I did that much. I just sort of like ate little snacks. I filmed a sketch with some of my friends. I normally don't like to be in filmed things very much, but we filmed a sketch and I had a lot of fun. So that was my entire weekend.

Can you tease what you played or who you played?

Yeah, so we did like a sequel to a sketch we filmed in like 2018 or something like that. Maybe even 2017.

The long-awaited scene. Nuva onion rings.

And it was like three of the funniest people I think in the world. Jordan Lee Cohen, Elizabeth Andrews, and Jesse Kendall. Elizabeth, who was just on her show. And it's a sequel. Wait, let me write these down.

I think one of my favorite is George Clooney. I mean the pranks he does, he's funny.

Exactly.

If someone's hot and they're funny it makes them funnier. Damn.

So as you can tell by how much bullshit we've done, I'm old man puzzles today. And I'm actually, I think that we're going to be able to stick with the same listener submitted riddles from just one person, I think. So these come from Jeremy. Thank you so much for these, Jeremy. I think that you guys are going to have a lot of fun doing them. Maybe not. I can't tell the future. Okay. I'm going crazy. She's spiraling. No, I'm crazy. Okay. She's me and she's crazy. And that is what... Okay. Alright. Uh-oh. Okay. Jeremy wrote these. I think that they're all original and they're really really fun. I baked up a batch of some warm-up puzzies for you to enjoy. The format is...

When were they baked? We might have to throw them out.

No, they're so good. I looked at the expiration date. They're so good. The format is a movie title where the last word or syllable flows into the first word or syllable of a song title. So basically you're just like pushing together a movie title and a song title.

It's almost like the Jeopardy category before and after kind of ish.

Alright, so here's the example one. Are you ready?

Yes.

Sir Mix-a-Lot's Anaconda don't want none unless it's driving a DeLorean hun.

I like big butts to the future.

Baby got back to the future. I do think we need to stop recording because I do need to sit down in a dark robe and process what you just said. Marty! Marty! My Anna kind of don't want none. I like big butts in the future. Perfect!

Well that's... It's not you Marty, it's your butts.

And Jeremy includes the years that the song and the movie came out just in case you struggle with it. Got it. Great.

Pants where we're going we don't need pants. Is any of this fun?

No, it is. It definitely is.

I think all of it.

This is what your job is, Adal. You're doing your job.

Comment there.

JLo's hit tune about the anticipation of her zombie babe.

So this one's hard, I think. Anticipation for zombie babe. Waiting for tonight.

Oh, you got, okay, I'm surprised that you got that.

But I don't know about a zombie babe.

Waiting for Tonight of the Living Dead. Now we'll never see that scene. I want to see a scene. So we are in a zombie survival horror thing. We are three of the last survivors and we're all going over our special skills. Erin, Adal and I are going to have real special skills that would help us in a zombie survival. And you are a pop singer. And so that's what will be revealed.

Alright, let's take stock of everyone's capabilities just so we know when we're in a situation once we leave this warehouse, who can do what. Okay, Tad here. I can scale walls. I can make a campfire. I can hack a computer. I'm trained in all 14 martial arts. Don't make me list them. Uh, and I can't hotwire a car.

Wait, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna make you listen. Krav Maga, is that three or is that one?

I count it as three because there's three different moves. Krav means head, ma means hands, ga means feet.

Cause I, cause I also, I, all fourteen, but in my mind I was like, I know all twelve. But then I'm like, Krav Maga. But that's three so that I know fourteen.

Yeah, and Tai Kwon Do is also three.

Good. Oh my God. Good.

Cause I was, I was counting Taekwondo as three. Let me bow to you.

Can't wait to find a shared interest with them. Cool.

Yeah. So that's what, that's Tad's list. Who else wants to go?

I basically, uh, again, dat, uh, dat here. I've said my name a bunch of times. It's Tad backwards.

I never realized that till just now.

That's wild. Uh, perfect block. Wow. Perfect block. Perfect attack. This is weird. I got a tattoo on my chest of a two headed dragon. And sometimes I do feel pain, and I'm wondering if when you get hurt, I feel pain.

This is way off. I have this pendant that I also have a... One, let me say, I also have a two-headed dragon. Thank God. I left that out there hanging and I was like, he doesn't have it. Dad, he doesn't have it. It's a tail. I guess it's two dragon tails. And I also have this gold pendant that was given to me by my benefactor. Yeah, I got the pendant. Oh my God. Sorry, go ahead with your skills. Go ahead with your skills.

I can turn anything into a weapon. I can shoot helicopters with my mind. I have, I can say, I think 35, 40 foot jump kick. Again, all the martial arts, all 14. Wow. And I'm an explosives expert. Oh my God. We were so rude, we're going on and on and on. Who do we have here?

Hi, I'm Tiff. So happy to be here. Tiff.

Backwards is f-f-fit? F-fit? It's nothing. Do you have any tattoos?

Uh, no tattoos. I hear my skills though. I can lip sync and my voice can be auto-tuned. I can slap waiters and what else?

Okay, interesting. Well tell us, who's your benefactor and what medallion did they leave you?

Um, I... I manipulated another singer into buying me this necklace. Just for sport to feel something. But I can sing. The zombies hurt us.

They're climbing through the window.

I did get bitten and I'm not sure if it's relevant.

Okay, that's a bit. Yeah, you lead with that. Uh, if I'm being honest, uh, Dat here again. Dat. We look so similar.

I was gonna say you guys look like twins! We look so similar. You guys look like twins, I was going to say. But also, I was gonna say brains.

Hold on, hold on. Dad. Next time, leave with brains, yes. Dad, stay back, stay back. Bat. Bat? What do you think, your name's Tab? Sorry, I was also bitten by a bat. Oh my god, I was bitten by a bat. Oh my God.

It's a helicopter.

It's a helicopter. Hold on. Let me blow it up with my mind. Oh, you know what? I'm sorry. One of the things that I said was a dream that I had.

That was a test. And you failed.

Okay. I can make anything. I can shoot at helicopters with my brain.

Smash mouth hit featuring aging silver screen star Norma Desmond.

All Star Wars. All Star is born?

All Star Wars.

No. Is it All Star is born?

Let's start with Smash Mouth.

Okay.

Think of one of their songs. Walking on the sun.

Walking on the Sunday in the park with George. Walking on the sun. Day of Bloody Sunday. Walking on the sun. Sunset Boulevard.

Yeah.

Whoa.

You got it.

Somebody once watched me.

Okay, there's audio somewhere on one of our episodes, our Patreon episode, where we try to do that song as a round. Oh yeah.

I do remember that. I can't believe that we did that and we recorded it and we put it out there and it's still there and people can go listen to it and all they have to do is pay $5 a month to Patreon.com.

Oh, hold on, I just found a clip. That's wild.

I wonder if I did the same bit last time. Probably. I haven't evolved because of the pandemic. I'm stuck. Okay.

No, Erin, that was the audio from last time.

She's dumb. She's dumb. She's tall, but she's dumb.

Excuse me ma'am, here's your mozzarella sticks. Ah, right in the face.

Okay, so, a box. Do you like these?

Sorry, can I just say, these are incredible. I would say this is one of the top three things we've done on the show. I thought you might like them. How my brain works. This is great.

Guys, can we do something crazy?

Yes.

Do I sound like a turkey?

No one in the history of time has ever done this.

You sound like a turkey drowning.

No, give it a chance. Really listen.

A turkey drowning. You sound like a turkey drowning.

Thank you for giving it a chance.

You sound like a turkey doing an impression of a turkey. Does that make sense?

Turkey Mocking Express! Okay, JVC hates this so much. I'll cut it out!

Truly, truly, I was getting a vivid flashback because I never in my life saw my dad be silly, but he told me like a dirty joke, I guess. One time when I was a kid, not a kid kid, but like younger. Hey Riddle He goes, you got to wink back, wink back. And so he winks back. And then she, and the joke goes on, and then she flashes him and she like just flashes him her breast and goes, dude, she just showed him your breasts. What am I doing? She goes, dude, you got to show her your nuts. And so he looks across the bar and goes. And my dad did that. And my dad is like a very stoic guy. And I was like, man, what a joke for a stoic person to do.

Here's my crazy idea.

Yes.

There are so many of these. 68 to be specific.

Can we add one?

Jeremy didn't want us getting too horny. Jeremy submitted 68 of these? Yeah. What if we just got through them super quickly? Wow. Okay. People get on us about not doing enough riddles and now you can't get mad. Let's go.

Sorry. This is a riddle app.

That is a ton of riddles. We've never done that many riddles in an episode. This would be a record. Can we start? Can we decide we're going to break a record at the halfway point? Is that crazy? Okay. We're going to go on a break.

No, no, three before we go on break.

No, no, we're going, we're going on a break. And then when we come back from this break, no shenanigans, just riddles.

Just riddles.

We're breaking our record today. Are we doing it?

Are you guys in? We're in.

Okay, great. We're doing it. We'll be right back from break. I know what you're thinking. Do I have a new hat, Adal and JPC? New haircut? Why am I walking around with so much confidence?

I bet you're wondering. I wanted pretzels from the food court.

And I was just gonna let you know that it looks like you leaned on paint.

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Hey, what's going on? Somebody leaned over my rocket money paint thing. Run. Everybody run. Oh no.

Maroon.

Is that DaVinci?

Yeah. Yes.

And bye.

Hi, and we're back. We are going to break our record today on the show and let's get into it. A bop from The Who about a deaf, dumb, and blind boy headed to the Emerald City.

Pinball Wizard of Oz.

Great. Dusty Springfield croons about her sword passed with Clark Kent.

I know Superman.

You have the man.

I can picture Dusty Springfield's album, but I can't pinpoint any songs.

Wait, the man?

Oh, no, no, no, no, not that. Yeah, Man of Steel. You're right.

Man of... We didn't say Man of Steel.

Oh, sorry. We all said Superman. No, it's... Yeah.

Superman, Superman, Man of Steel pedal guitar? Man of Steel, my heart. What does Dusty Springfield sing? That's the thing.

I can't think of any of her songs.

Son of a preacher man.

Son of a preacher man of steel. Great.

Son of a preacher man of steel.

Those crazy Blues Brothers jam about Kim Cattrall coming to life to fall in love with Andrew McCarthy.

Is this Blues Brothers 2000? I'm a soul mannequin. Great job. Oh wow, yeah, Kim Kuchelo's in Mannequin. She was the titular mannequin.

Of course. Billy Joel loves her even though, one time that DVD got stuck in my laptop, doesn't matter. Billy Joel loves her even though- Erin, by the way- I will be following up about this.

That sounds like a lie that you tell someone to be like, It's not mine. It's just a DVD that's stuck in my laptop.

No, it was stuck for like a month. It's my friend Damon's. It doesn't matter. Billie Joel loves her even though she's been institutionalized with Angelina Jolie.

She's always said something to me.

What's that song?

Uptown girl. Uptown girl interrupted.

Uptown girl interrupted.

Um, okay.

Oh, that one was reversed. That was the song first.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

And so was Preacher Man of Steel.

This is getting pretty hard for a GPC.

Earth Wind and Fire Disco Diddy about animated young dinosaurs that'll make you cry every time.

Um. September dinosaurs. September land before dime?

Okay. Do you remember? That is very fun, but no. Remember for time September.

Hey Riddle.

It ends with land.

Punkland before time. Dance.

Groove.

Boogie Wonderland. Boogie Wonderland before time.

Boogie Wonderland. That's right.

Great. Okay, ready? Shakira Jam about her time keeping her body safe on a lifeboat with an angry tiger. Shakira Jam about her time keeping her body safe on a lifeboat with an angry tiger.

Hips don't life of pie. Yeah.

Yes, thank you. You looked at one of the tigers for her and said thank you.

So he doesn't eat you on a boat? I never saw that movie, but I heard it was really good. Book was good.

It was really beautiful looking. A group of scrappy young orphans lead a song and dance in this British biblical comedy.

Newsies. Father Ted. Newsies. No, wait.

Girls, like young kids. Annie. What's the big song in that?

Hard Knock Life. Hard Knock Life of... Wait, is it Hard Knock Life?

Yeah, Hard Knock Life of Brian. Great job. Sappy Rod Stewart Ballad filmed in black and white featuring Gene Wilder and Madeline Kahn. Just watch this.

Wake up Maggie Mae Young Frankenstein. Young Turk's... Young Frankenstein Turk's? No, Young Turk's is Face's song, not Rod Stewart. But he was the lead singer of Face's.

Forever Young Frankenstein. Forever Young Frankenstein.

Forever Young Frankenstein.

Even Cindy Lauper knows that Fanny Brice loves a good time.

Girls just want to have fun. Fun interrupted. Fanny Brice.

Um, it's a musical.

It's a- Girls just want to have fun home.

With Barbra Streis.

Funny Girl. Girls just want to have Funny Girl.

Nice!

That's almost a power drum.

Wherever you go, whatever you do. That's not from Funny Girl, that's from Gypsy.

Pink Floyd banger about Gordon Gekko at the height of 80's capitalism.

The Wall Street.

No.

What? The Wall is the name of the album.

Yeah, it's- there's a song called- Just another brick in the Wall Street. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

Disney classic about the troubled relationship of two stars headed in opposite directions on the walk of fame.

This one's kind of hard. Wait, you said it's a Disney classic?

Yeah, so the song is the Disney classic.

Oh, okay.

And then the movie's about a troubled relationship of two stars.

I can show you the worlds apart.

I would say it's like the Disney classic, perhaps the one that plays at the beginning of a Disney movie.

What? Circle of Life.

No, it plays at the beginning of all the Disney movies when it shows the castle.

Oh, it's when you wish upon a star. Is born.

Yeah. Yeah. Nice.

Let me get one more look at you.

That was a great time for the internet. Remember that? And everyone was editing different things he was talking to. What a dream.

Yeah. Let me get one more look at you.

Um, epic Don McLean track that combines American pop culture with a bunch of idiot stoners like James Franco and Seth Rogen.

Die hard, Pineapple Express. American Pineapple Express.

JBC, I did love yours though.

Oh, John McLean. I'm sorry. Never mind.

Oh, and I'm so sorry. I do have to, Erin, I do have to legally yell, drinking beer with my football friends or whatever the fuck they say.

Thank God you did because we would have been in so much trouble.

I walked by so many house parties in college that were singing that and it was just the worst. Sorry, go ahead.

Lady Gaga dance tune about the early adventures of Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner. Everything is a little bit off there.

What's the movie? Bad Romancing the Stone?

Yeah you got it but damn that's my favorite answer so far.

Just Dance Wall Street.

A Cher classic that goes completely off the rails jumping through history and legend from the mind of Terry Gilliam.

If I could turn back time bandits.

Nice!

Wow.

Got that so far.

And I am going to start singing them.

I love that. Please.

If you can, you should.

If it pleases the court. Yeah, it does. The court is very pleased. That's disgusting. Olivia Newton-John roller skates her way into the middle of Brooklyn's tense racial relationships centered around Sal's in the Spike Lee joint.

Erin, I think you're thinking of a little movie and song called Zana Do the Right Thing.

Yeah, isn't that one good?

That's very good. Yeah, Zana Do the Right Thing is pretty good. These are incredible. Jeremy, please hit me up on social media and I will buy you dinner.

Wow.

Holy shit.

Wow, Adal.

Rolling Stone's classic about welding modern dance and buckets of water.

This is jumping jack flash dance? Yeah. Yeah, jumping jack flash dance.

Adal, these really scratch your brain, huh?

Truly, this is like exactly how my brain works.

Alana Miles' badass ballad that skewers modern art, ego, and violence like a modern slasher.

Is it a Michael Henke or whatever?

Is it a Halloween? It's like a famous horror franchise that came. I think the first one was like early 2000s.

Early 2000s.

Early 2000s.

Oh, a Saw?

Yeah.

Okay. So it's Saw in the, what's the first part?

I don't know this thing. Would I know this song?

Yeah, I'll just give it to you.

No, no, no. Say the first part one more time.

Alana Myles' Badass Ballad that skewers modern art, ego, and violence like a modern slasher. Uh,

Does she sing like titanium or something?

Something with saw in it though, or that ends in like saw.

It's a certain type of saw.

Can you hum the song?

Buzzsaw. Oh, Wrecking Saw, Miley Cyrus.

Can you sing the song without her humming? I don't know of the song, but I don't know the song.

I'll admit defeat.

Black Velvet Buzzsaw.

Oh, Black Velvet in our little boy's eyes. I love that song. I've never heard that song. I assumed it was like Pat Benatar or something.

Quintessential Harry Belafonte Calypso classic. That's really more of an Appalachian comedy retelling of Homer's Odyssey.

Shake, shake, shake. Shinora. Sonora. Sonora Efron.

I'd say the even more famous somehow. I don't know Harry Belafonte. The one that was in Beetlejuice.

It ends with O, because it's O Brother Were Art Thou. Day-O. Day-O Brother Were Art Thou?

Day-O.

Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou?

Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou?

Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou?

Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou? Day-O Brother Were Art Thou?

Day-

And actually I think I was singing Dayo. Shake, shake, shake Sonora. I think it's a lyric in Dayo, right?

No, that's, um, jumping in the line, rocking your body in the line. Okay, probably.

I'm thinking of when, when, when the writer gets levitated at the end, yeah.

Yeah. Village people hit where Jim Carrey might go for some man on man or man on dolphin action.

YMCA's Ventura pet detective.

Yeah. That one was hard to read. Cole Porter musical classic featuring witty banter and wordplay between Goose and Iceman.

This is Top Gun and the... what is the... I don't know the song. Who is it?

Hey Jeremy, do you know any indie rock?

Come on bitch, help me out.

You're the top. You're the top then. Because if baby you're the bottom I'm the top I think is the lyric at the end of that so that's kind of fun.

That's the lyric?

What's up? Can I tell you how I exhausted my mental bandwidth and got that? It's because you went, you're the top.

Hey Adal is trying to help a button out.

And I appreciate it. Yeah I needed it. We're gonna get that record. We're gonna get that record. Shut up Adal. No asterisk.

While they may have gotten busted for lip-syncing, Millie Vanilli knew whose fault it is if they don't make it home in time to watch Wapner. Yep.

Blame it on the Rain Man.

Thank you for getting that so fast. Shania Twain goes toe-to-toe with Nurse Ratchet.

Man, I feel like a woman. Oh, Nurse Ratchet is a... Oh, it's from Jack Nilsen, one flew over three pieces. You're still the one. Still the one flew over the cookie's nest.

Nice. You are great. Alright.

Christopher Lloyd's first movie role? And his first song. Don't you ever listen to it?

The police get lost in the Amazon and turn on the red light for a huge killer.

Rock Santa Conda. My Rock Santa Conda don't want nothing.

Adal, is this making your day a little better?

This is making my day-o.

I'm so happy.

If this were like a game show, I think I would be like the Ken Jennings of this. I think you're right.

If Jeopardy was one category, I'd be the Ken Jennings of Jeopardy. The whole point is that Ken Jennings knows a lot of shit.

Marvin Gaye really wants to know how the lives of Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn play out.

Let's get it on Golden Pond. Is that right? Let's get it on Golden Pond.

What?

What's going on? I'm sorry, what's going on Golden Pond?

Yeah, there you go. Wow, okay. Princess Elsa can't be bothered by the antics of one notorious Bond villain.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

JPC, you've become an agent of chaos in this, and I really appreciate it. It makes it seem like it's gonna be more impressive.

Agent of Chaos, if you accept this mission, please scream into your ass.

What is it? Is it, uh, let's build a snowman?

Nope. Let it go.

Let it goldenie.

Goldfinger?

If let it goldfinger works, then by the way, let it goldenie works as well.

It doesn't. And I don't make the rules in this very specific Jeopardy.

Jeremy!

Demi Lovato warns us all of the impending vegetarian apocalypse in this silly splatter film.

So, uh, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? No. I don't know a lot of Demi Lovato.

Something like that.

Well, do you know the movie that's being referenced here? Can you read it? Vegetarian Silly Slasher? What was it?

Apocalypse in the Silly Splatter film.

Is that the one with Mark Wahlberg that was M. Night Shyamalan? The Happening?

There's like a fruit in it. Or I guess some people think it's a vegetable, but it's tomato.

Oh, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

A lovely young Puerto Rican girl is in love with a hooker with a heart of gold, Vivian. It's the song from West Side Story.

I feel pretty woman.

Yeah, that just hurt my brain so much. I was like, oh, it's a musical, I guess. And they're both Maria.

It's it's amazing that I know one song from that musical.

So we should give it a look.

You know, one song from Sound of Music, not West Side Story, which were a musical.

Julie Andrews was in both.

The bearded lady and her chosen family sing their hearts out to stay out of Regina's burn book.

Mean Girls and it's Mean Girl, no, what was that Hugh Jackman movie? Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron, is that the movie? Oh, that's the circus movie. But I can't remember the name of it.

I didn't like it.

But it's a song from that movie. Showman, the greatest showman?

No, it's a song from that movie.

It's a song from the greatest showman because it's Mean Girls.

I forgot all the songs. Wait, I got a question.

Was that movie full of original music or was it one of those cover movies?

Original.

I think there's one good song that's Hugh Jackman singing with Zac Efron and they're like, okay, let's go. They're like trying to negotiate terms to work together and it's actually a very catchy song. So catchy, I can't remember any of it.

The same moment, we died laughing because we realized that that song was both of our secret shames. Because we were like, do you maybe know that? Have you ever heard? And we're like, well I listen to it all the time.

There you go.

We're still impressed. This is mean.

This is mean girls. This is mean girls. Okay. Chevy Chase, stop trying to make fletch happen. I just had to say that.

Simon and Garfunkel have written the new fight song for Bobby Boucher's beloved mud dogs.

Bobby Boucher? Bridge over troubled water boy.

Yeah.

Oh.

I don't think I've seen water boy.

Bobby Boucher?

The lead singer of the Angels Man is coming home and whoever's been setting fires all over Chicago better watch out.

What? The lead singer of the Angels? What was it?

The lead singer of the Angels, man, is coming home and whoever's been setting fires all over Chicago better watch out.

I don't know either of these references.

My boyfriend's back draft.

Oh, my boyfriend's back draft. Back draft. Be in trouble. Oh my God. Russell, Alec Baldwin, and other stars.

REMs hit about the May to December romance of Cher and Nick Cage.

That's me in a corner. That's me watching moonstruck.

You know. If you believe the man, they put a man on the moonstruck.

The man on the moonstruck. The man on the moonstruck. Bobby McFerrin's catchy little earworm of the song about a hockey idiot with anger management issues. Don't worry, be happy Gilmore. Switching things up to save Grandma's house.

Don't worry, be happy Gilmore.

Yeah, that's one of my other favorites.

We're gonna go to the Adam Saylor block of the season. The price is wrong, bitch.

Let's see. Melissa Etheridge hires a burly contractor to build her a shoe closet, then loses her memory only to discover where she really belongs at the end.

But I'm the only one, Amnesia. Come to my window flowers for all your nuns.

I don't know if you're gonna get this one.

Is this the Anna Faris movie that was a remake?

I don't know.

Where she's like a slowie.

Overboard?

Yeah. Overboat? Overboat? It's overboard? I want to come overboard, yeah. Good memory.

Wow.

This time, REM and the B-52's Kate Pearson jam about a Wes Craven allegory about urban racial inequality within a spooky, bizarre horror tale.

That's me in the candy man.

That's me in the spotlight. Bye.

Is it Candyman? Is it the second part?

No.

Is it one week? It's a Wes Craven horror film.

I might help you more to get the REM.

Oh, Shiny Happy People. And what, describe the movie again?

No, it's Children of the Corn.

It's even King with Children of the Corn.

West Craven allegory about urban racial inequality within a spooky, bizarre horror tale. It's from 91. I've never seen it, but I've heard of it.

Shiny Happy People. Peepholes. Shiny Happy Peepholes.

People Under the Stairs.

Oh, I saw that movie.

That movie's very weird and very good. I think there's a boy named Rat in that movie.

Simon and Garfunkel point that high-powered perception at Claris Starling and Buffalo Bill.

The sound of silence of the lamps.

Guns N' Roses bring Mowgli, yeah that's his name, Guns N' Roses bring Mowgli and his friends to their- Welcome to the Jungle Book.

I got one! Yay! I got one, I got welcome to the Jungle Book.

You guys didn't let me do the fun knees part. Come on man.

You gotta die Mowgli. Hold on, I think I have one.

The bare necessities, the d-d-d-d-d-d-teas. That's fun. That is fun. Beatles classic about the ghost with the most baby.

Um, Beetlejuice, but that would be Maxwell Silver Hammer Beetlejuice. Uh, what is there? I mean, Beatles, there are, they are the Beatles. Welcome to the Beatles juice. What is there? It ends with B. Be, oh boy.

It stung me! It stung me! Brooks and Dunn round up Dirt, Digler, and Roller Girl to do some all-new line dancing with him. Boogie Nights. Oh, I see, I see, I see.

What's the, I don't know, Mark Wahlberg's penis? Boot Scootin' Boogie Nights.

Yeah, there you go. Thank you for doing the little voice crack in the oven. That was really funny. Paul Simon and his bestie Chevy Chase go down the rabbit hole and eat me. Go down the rabbit hole.

You can call me Alice of Wonderland. Alice in Wonderland. You can call me Alice in Wonderland.

There you go. JPC, you're technically right. They made a movie out of that?

What did JPC say? The Matrix.

Tom Jones shares a plate of spaghetti and meatballs with spaghetti herself.

Sex bomb lady in the tramp. Sexy lady in the tramp. She's a lady in the tramp.

Nice.

She's a lady in the tramp.

Sentimental Beatles tune originally written for Megara, but cut from the final film.

Megara? Whoa.

I love this one. Megara is a kind of a princess type character in a Disney movie.

Hercules. And it's a Beatles song?

Yeah, that ends with the word her.

Let it her.

Yeah.

She came in through the bathroom, her. Oh, it's getting hot in her. It's getting hot in her, Culeys.

Yeah, they just sang that. I love her.

When George Harrison goes, I'm from the loop and I'm proud.

Tropical Beach Boys bop about island hopping to return the heart of Tofiti. You're welcome.

Aruba Jamaica, who I want to take you, Killargo Montego. Baby, why don't we go?

I really like this one. This might be my favorite favorite.

Koka Moana.

Yeah, you did it! Good job. In this near perfect mashup, Aerosmith, what was that, Ty? Are you okay?

We, we, the only reason I got that was I saw Moana four times in theaters and we just did Beach Boys on Billbuds. Oh nice.

Moana, phenomenal. You still got it. That, I've been sitting on the edge of the, like that song, ah, incredible.

I love it. I think it's the best Disney movie of the last 20 years. That, Princess and the Folk.

I don't remember what I was listening to, and I'm sorry if this was your podcast, but I was listening to a podcast and someone mentioned that they didn't remember Heihei from Moana, and I was like, what? That's the best part of the movie.

That's the best part of the movie. The dumb bird you don't remember. Come on, come on. In this near perfect mashup, Aerosmith takes a trip to Aurora, Illinois to guest on public access.

Walk This Wayne's World. Yeah. Wow.

Nice. You're so good at these. Tina and Ike rock out with everyone's favorite nanny rollin' down the river.

Proud Mary. Uh, everyone's gonna- There's something- Mrs. Doubtfire?

Yeah, she's- I wouldn't maybe- Eh, she's more of like a- Oh, Nitti McPhee? Nitti McPhee?

There's something about Proud Mary.

Yeah, Proud Mary, and then she's a famous- Mary- Famous what?

Mary Poppins. Yeah. Proud Mary, Mary Poppins. Proud Mary Poppins.

Um, Nellie Furtado will always fly away to her favorite South Beach drag club to a skateboard. I'm like a birdcage. Yeah, that's a really good one too. Wow.

That's the first, that's the first movie where I saw Hank Azaria shirtless. Is that his name, Hank Azaria? Oh yeah, that's his name. And I was like, holy shit, the guy from The Simpsons is ripped.

And it probably wasn't the last movie that Hank Azaria was shirtless because they used him shirtless in a lot of movies of the era. Unbelievable.

Welcome to the lalalalightening round. Oh, I just got struck by lightning. Exactly. And now we continue as normal.

Wow, you won.

Lightning crashes. The Elton John hit sizzles off the screen with the sexy sparring of Brick and Maggie.

Brick and Maggie. It's based on a play. Brick is, um, that's, um, uh, Steve Carell from Anchorman. Yeah. On a hot tin roof. Yeah, you got it. It's Brick.

Mm-hmm.

So Kat, so... This also is Steve Carell from Anchorman. Let's not get so far away from that because that could be a viable... That's something.

I love Lamp. Okay, I love Lamp. What is... What was the first part of this?

Um, the Elton John hit Sizzles.

So what Elton John song ends with a cat?

If you don't know what you do, a Tonky Cat on a boat. What's new, Honky Cat? Meow, meow, meow. We're confusing everybody. Bonnie Raitt is giving to you in the tale of a immature Hugh Grant who learns how to be an adult from a child.

That's about a boy. I know that. Let's give them something to talk about, a boy. Yeah.

Can I just say, secretly, I'm rock hard. This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

And guess what? I'm about to blow your mind again. You're going to love this one. Poor Audrey, one, not Audrey two, pines away for a place that she can go one day and escape the institutionalized racism and homophobia of the Deep South one piano gig at a time. Shouldn't have won an Oscar. It was not very good.

Little Shop of Hor... No, it's not. It's the song that she... The best little shop of horrors in Texas?

No, she sings a song in it that's called... Oh, Suddenly Seymour. No, the other one.

Somewhere That's Green?

Mm-hmm.

And then what... Oh, Somewhere That's Green book.

Yeah.

That's fantastic.

Duran Duran explores the world of high finance hopped on... Duran Duran explores the world of high finance hopped up on Quaaludes and booze and also there's a movie like that too.

Hungry like the wolf of Wall Street.

This epic tragic folk song by Gordon Lightfoot tells the sad tale of a ship mysteriously handcuffed to a bed.

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald of Rivia.

The wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald.

You guys got it. Well done.

That song, if you ever are looking for a very funny karaoke song, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is very funny to put on and sing at karaoke. Especially when you have to say, getcha gimme. It's very funny.

Bob Dylan's the Hurricane as well.

Kander and Ebb's Sally Bowles spend some time out west after Nick Cage and Holly Hunter steal her baby.

Raising Arizona is the movie, but I don't know the first part.

Raising Arizona. Erin, you walked right into that.

It's a movie with Liza Minnelli in it.

Funny girl. Everything's coming.

Cabaret. Cabaret's in Arizona. Alan Cumming.

All right, we're going to get through this you guys. We're going to get through it. All right. Oh, and we already did 54, which is Sir Mix-A-Lot, Santa Conda. Shania Twain remains unmoved by the comedic antics of Benedict and Beatrice. I love this one too.

Man, I feel like a what women want.

No.

Benedict and Beatrice.

I don't know that. Shakespeare.

Oh, is it Shakespeare in love? Man, I feel like a Shakespeare in love.

Um, no, it's a actual Shakespeare. Is it Man I Feel Like a Woman?

Man He's Playing a Woman? Shakespeare?

Um, no, it's not Man I Feel Like a Woman. It's the other song that she does. So you got a car!

Oh, that don't impress me much ado about nothing. There you go.

Okay, let's see. Missy Elliott, I almost called her Missy Smelly, because that's what we call Lou. Missy Elliott makes Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert put their thing down, flip it, and reverse it in this early Oscar winner.

Missy be getting it gone with the wind. So you would do about nothing. That don't impress me much. What is the... Work It? Work It.

It's Work It. I can only remember... It's at the backwards part.

So Work It's a song, but then Gone with the Wind's a movie?

It's not Gone with the Wind.

It's not Gone with the Wind. Can you repeat the clue for the movie?

Yes. Missy Elliott makes Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert put their thing down, flip it and reverse it in this early Oscar winner.

Is it Work It Happened One Night? Yep. Oh wow.

Well done. Alright, we're so close.

Oh, close. Jude Law, Natalie Portman, 5-0, and Julia Roberts?

You can't turn it off. Britney Spears and Constance Wu travel aboard to meet the family and wrestle with cultural differences over a tense mahjong game.

I feel pretty rich Asians. I don't know something pretty by... No, it's no pretty. It's not pretty?

It is Britney Spears, yeah.

But it's pretty retr- Asians, right?

No, it's not. That's not the name of the movie. It's crazy. Is it crazy retr- I'm sorry, crazy retr-

Wait. You drive me crazy. You drive me crazy.

You drive me crazy.

I thought in my mind I was like, is that song just called crazy? But I was thinking of toxic. I was like, that song's just called toxic.

And that song is very good.

You're toxic and crazy.

The song featured in First Wives Club says that Leslie Gore's got nipples, Greg. Can you milk her?

So it's obviously Meet the Fockers. So the movie... The song is from a movie now, so now I've never seen First Wives Club sign useless here. You don't own... You don't own me. You don't own me parents.

Meet the parents, yeah. Um, you should see First Lives Club. It's good. I saw it. I watched it a bunch when I was a kid. I think it's good. I think it's good.

Is it similar to Dr. T and the women? Because I haven't seen that.

No. Join EarthaKit at holiday time in this action-packed vehicle vehicle for Ansel Elgort.

Everyone shut up. In ancient China, Li Shang puts a young street dance crew through their paces in order to win big money in street cred. The guys got them scared to death. This guy's got me scared to death.

Mulan.

Someday I'll make a man out of you've got mail.

You got served. I'll make a man out of you got served.

Nice. And start real quick, we have to carve out some time. Erin, can you say the line?

This guy's got to get to death.

I don't think we've heard that in 150 some episodes.

Because people ask me to stop. And I can hear you.

People ask me to literally stop everything I do, but I keep going.

All right. Well, I can learn a little something.

These are two ends of a very wide spectrum. No feedback at all feedback.

The B-52s get their butts kicked by a young Kevin McAllister when they try to break into his house on Christmas Eve in a state out west.

Um, love Shaq Homelon.

Just bring your dew box money.

I've got me a Christmas that's as big as a whale and I'm about to kick ass.

Private eye.

Private eye.

A private Idaho.

Own private eye to Homelon.

There you go. Yes.

A private Idaho alone.

Vanessa Williams was willing to wait for Daniel Day-Lewis during the French and Indian War.

Uh, uh, at last of the Mohicans?

You've saved the best for last.

Okay.

Simply the best for last. Kermit the Frog does time with Tom Hanks while he awaits the long walk to the electric chair.

And it used to be in Green Mile.

Nice.

DVC and I were twins.

DVC actually just did the Olympic vault and landed it and that's what you heard. Chuck Berry wants to know.

Maybelline on me. Is it Maybelline on me?

No.

Okay.

That's so funny though. Chuck Berry wants to know how you like them apples in the Boston set film about a guitar rockin' math genius. Yes.

I feel like Maybelline on me also would have worked.

Yeah, if it's that clue.

If it's that clue, really well.

Billy Joel writes the score for Red, White, and Blaine, including the ballad about why he loves Parker Posey and who doesn't.

Waiting for Guffman. What is a Billy Joel song that ends with waiting or wait?

Yeah.

She's got a way.

Yeah, there you go.

She's got a way. She's got a waiting for Guffman.

All right. We have two more left. Kid Rock trades in his signature douchey fedora for a big top hat and starts lurking in an Australian house.

Let's go, Brandon Babadook.

Kinda.

Ball with the Babadook.

Yeah. And how's everyone's brains? Pippin's opening song sung by Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott.

Dude, where's my car?

Oh, GBC, please turn that into a musical. I want you to write the music, but in a night.

Oh yeah, I can do it. I can do it tonight. I can do it during plugs.

Oh yeah, let us know. We'll leave the episode with you doing that. Adal, do you know the open number for Pippin?

I don't, which is, I've never seen or heard Pippin, but it's one of Gemma's favorites, so I feel bad. But it is, dude, where's my car?

I just don't have time for her interests. And that's it! Is it fun, everybody, when we do Just Riddles? Is everyone happy? Or do you miss the scenes and the shenanigans?

Here's what I'll say, I'm so glad we burned through 68, because we're gonna be doing this for another 20 years.

Yeah. If you have any more of these to write, Jeremy, if you want to send more in, if anybody wants to write anything in this format, this was so fun to do and would love to do more.

Jeremy did 68. Jeremy, guess what? Here's your golden watch. You're retired. You don't need to do any more, champ. Head into the winner's circle.

I love Jeremy's. Jeremy, next time please do 419. Erin, I do have to carve out a little bit of time here to say, holy cow, thank you so much. That run was some of the most fun I've had on this podcast. Because it was delightful to get in the groove. So thank you for allowing us to, you know, cajoling us into doing a run.

Isn't it so funny that we did that all in the second half? I'm the worst.

No, truly, that was some of the most fun we've had. Because, like I said, we were able to get into a groove versus being like, what are we doing?

This is erasure for the first two riddles that we did in the first time.

Always. I want to be with You've Got Mail.

Adal, you've got plugs, I assume. Do you have anything that you would like to plug?

I haven't got plugs yet, but I'm looking into the cost. I don't think I have anything to plug. Aaron, do you have anything to plug?

My brain feels crazy. Follow sitcomdnd on Instagram and Twitter and listen to the show if you want to. JPC, anything to plug?

If you can find me, you can fucking bet your bottom dollar on doing something. So good luck finding my other projects, motherfuckers. I hope to God you try.

In other words, chase me, chase me, listen.

Okay, and here we go. I'll start us off and then, JPC, you jump in whenever you're ready. Sure. Where's my car? Where's my car? Can't be far. Where's my car? Where'd it go? Dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Honk, honk.

Beep, beep.

Honk, honk. Sean William Scott, where is my car? I don't know, I don't know. Ashton Kutcher, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. Ashton Kutcher, I don't know.

And then, and then, and then, and I'm saying it like this for a recent end.

Give her a second. She's laughing. They have character names.

They're not going around and dying. Not in that movie they don't.

and John Patrick Coan. Casey Toney did the editing and I'm already parent of the music.

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