Which Riddle Riddle?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, I'm just a little traveler through the woods and I would like to come upon your house and use your beds in each of the woods.

Please don't come upon our house.

I'd never apologize for being a little traveler.

What does the sign say?

The sign says no solicitors. It says please don't come upon our house.

There's too much come on our house already.

Oh yeah, what happened here?

So we got basically, I mean this sucks, but you're familiar with like gingerbread houses, right? And how the glue is like the icing. Hold on, hold on. Yes.

Great.

So we got sold this bill of goods. Basically, this shoddy contractor doesn't know how to make a gingerbread house. And it's basically, the whole place is basically glued together with this stuff.

Blah blah blah, we got horny, blah blah blah, next thing you know, blah blah blah, tail's on time.

Not our fault, we just bought a house. It's expected that. Come in weary traveler.

I'm sorry mama bear. Your blah blah blahs weren't really doing any heavy lifting. It was as if I said my name is blah blah blah Garrett blah blah blah. I'm six foot blah blah blah two.

Thank you for calling out for all your boring parts of your story. I really appreciate that.

Garrett is it?

Yes, Garrett. How dare you call her mama bear? Oh, I'm sorry. How did you even know this? Did you go through our mail? I'm reading her name tag. It says Mama Bee. I assume the bee was for bear.

Look, name tag.

And she works at Mama Bee's.

Yeah. Oh, what is Mama Bee's? Is that a pastry shop?

Blah, blah, blah. It's a place where we eat bears. Blah, blah, blah.

You eat bears?

Do you need something? Do you need something?

Yes, I need to sleep in the bed and eat and suck your porridge.

All right. Well, all we have is riddles. Is that okay?

Okay, nevermind, bye!

Adal, a real dick was at the door. His name was Garrett and he was five foot eleven.

Are you sure it's five foot eleven?

Yeah, he didn't say six two, he's more five foot eleven.

Okay, well, since I am busted and you read my nametag, I am Adal Rifai. I'm JPC.

And I'm Erin Keif.

And welcome once again to your favorite travelers for the week. Yes, this is for your week. We do not recommend you binge more than one episode a week.

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Johnny, welcome to April 11th.

Hello. Thank you so much for having me. It was so challenging to keep quiet during that introduction while I was eating all of that cum while I was waiting outside.

Well, I appreciate it.

Too hot.

Again, don't eat at all. We have a whole hour to do.

Well, the door was just stuck shut. I had to eat enough to get in. That's true.

Just eat enough to get in. Fair enough.

Gotta get that billboard, huh?

Well, Johnny, welcome to the show. Adal and Erin both said, why haven't you ever had Johnny on the show? And I said, you know what? I guess I forgot to ask.

Which is what you want to hear. Keep not replying to my emails. I'm always emailing you asking to be on the show.

This is one of the most refreshing episodes to record because this is the first time we haven't had to explain JPC to anybody. Normally you have to be like, okay, so he seems like he's a chaotic evil, but he's more like a good neutral. It's very confusing.

And Erin, correct me if I'm wrong, you'll still have to apologize for me at the end of the episode.

Oh, of course.

Okay.

It wouldn't be you if I didn't.

Yeah, sign a waiver. Johnny, what is your, we know your relationship with JPC. What is your relationship with riddles and puzzles?

So I, growing up, I often at the Scholastic Book Fair would get a riddle book. It was like a riddle book, a joke book, and a book of Garfield comics. And those were like the three things. Yeah, we call that the Holy Trinity.

The three pillars of comedy.

And also a book about Michael Jordan's life. So I would often be sort of sat in the corner in class reading riddles. And they're not riddles, but it's riddle adjacent, I feel like, but I've always been a big fan of just trivia and trivial pursuit, which is riddles that you memorize.

Yeah, it's really, I guess, riddles that you memorize is a good way to say that because it is like, it's facts, right? I think trivia has more facts and riddles has more tricks. Yeah.

Since you're like a memorizing facts person, would you ever do like a Jeopardy? Or are you like a bar trivia guy? Where do you shine?

I like to watch Jeopardy and I feel like I do well at home, you know, an armchair Jeopardy contestant. I feel like I do pretty well. I do like bar trivia, but I haven't been to a bar in, you know, two years. Right. Sure.

I equate, I like trivia, but to me it's frustrating because I equate it to riddles. Riddles and puzzles or like, little thinking problems are like cooking. Where it's like, even if you don't know exactly what you're doing, you can kind of figure it out, you can kind of piece something together, a little dash here and there, and eventually you have something edible. Trivia to me is like baking, where it's like if you don't know what you're doing, There's no way what's coming out of the oven is edible. It's pure science. There's no sort of like, let me try this while I'm baking. Let me add two cups of olive oil. You're going to ruin whatever's cooking. So to me, it's the difference between cooking and baking.

And Johnny, you bake as well, right?

I do. I do. And I memorize every single ingredient. Ask me an ingredient.

What is butter? Yup, you're that one. The holy trifecta. Adal, just once I would love for you when you're doing an analogy that is cooking and baking for you to describe cooking and be like, and then trivia is like picking a shit. You just want to get it over with.

You just have to be pretty exact, though, or else it is bad.

Yeah, trust me. I'm in It's Bad three times a day, guys, so I know a little something about trivia. Well, Johnny, on the show, Hey Riddle, I forgot we added that second one in about 2019, we really like to just get into it. We don't really love to stand on ceremony, we like to get into these riddles, and we like to encourage our guests to do their best. Now, usually the guests are much better than us, the hosts, because our brains are completely broken, so it's really, really nice to just get a fresh brain in here. But we're going to start off with some I want to see some easier riddles, like warm up riddles. These are just to get kind of the brain juices flowing a little bit. So here's a riddle submitted by Maggie from Philadelphia. Thank you so much Maggie. And Maggie starts the email, hey there Adal. Well, Maggie you fucked up because it isn't Adal. It's JPC. So Maggie writes, here's a riddle I was given when I was in seventh grade during our Project Awareness class, my school's version of gifted and talented. Weird name, huh? What do you guys think? Weird name?

Project Awareness? That sounds like an X-Men initiative. It sounds like Charlie Xavier. Kind of piece to cobble together the 10 best, like, young mutants.

Well, I would like to see a scene. Of course. Uh, JPC and Johnny, you guys are two superheroes and you're coming together to create a superhero school and it becomes very clear that one of you wants to use it for good and one of you wants to use it for evil.

Number one, no homework. Come on, I mean everybody, they, look, everybody hates homework, right? Why are we making these kids do homework?

What else are they gonna do to fill their time?

I mean... We gotta keep these kids busy. We have, well, design a whole curriculum. We can, this whole, this is a mansion, okay? We can come up with a bunch of different stuff to do in this mansion.

Yeah, but if they live in the mansion, that automatically makes it homework.

Fuck. Because they're, because it'll be their home. And they'll be working at home. Okay. Okay, so you said it. Nobody could live in the mansion. It's Tintz outside the... We'll get Tintz, we'll get Tintz. That's your home. So we got mutants, mutant kids living in Tintz, all the grounds. Excuse me, Cornboy here, reporting for duty. Cornboy, clean this place up. We hired you as a janitor two weeks ago. The kids are going to be here any minute.

I thought that was a joke. I'm really supposed to just clean. Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay.

Hold on, Cornboy, what did you think was gonna happen? You thought you were gonna, what, be a student here? Yes, learn to be a superhero.

Fight crime, fight sentinels. What does that even entail? Okay, so my corn powers are every July I grow eight inches. Then I shed my husk and I can take, huh? Tall? I shed my husk and I can use my kernels to throw at people and they explode.

The kernels are the people. You know you could just buy corn.

I could just buy corn.

I'm fine. I'll get back to cleaning, sirs. My apologies.

What do you mean, back to cleaning?

This whole place hasn't been cleaned once, so I'm not paying you for the two weeks you weren't here.

Goddamn it.

Okay, that didn't explode. Goddamn it. Are you not in season yet? Are your powers seasonal? No, I think that people have to be hot enough.

Oh, so there are like four dudes then. That's it. Well, it's like popcorn. They explode. Well, I get it. I'm just saying there are like four dudes hot enough.

Yeah.

Four fire bodies or whatever.

Wait, hold on. You think that he's not hot enough? My associate here, Dr. Very Good Body. I'm sorry, he was saying my name, please. My superhero name is just Horny. This is Dr. Very Good Body, I'm Horny.

Please, Dr. Very Good Body is my father. Same.

Oh, perfect. Yeah, that's one way to create a super villain. Tell him that he's a janitor. And his powers are lame.

I would love to go up against a supervillain that throws little pieces of cord at me.

Yeah, I think I could take them.

That's a walk in the park. Yeah, I think project awareness sounds fake, but all school is fake. So how about that Maggie from Philadelphia?

I have to assume Cornboy's catchphrase would be like, it's cobbering time?

Let's just get a pen and paper and we'll find the yellow guy. I have nothing but faith in you, Adal.

Niblets Workshop this. Okay, nine cats are walking on a tall fence. Fear the ear? Sorry, I'm sorry. I promise you we have to stop thinking about corn stuff. Here's the riddle. Nine cats are walking on a tall fence. One falls, they all die.

Why? Their tails were tied together.

Well, yeah, it was a cat centipede.

Please, a cat king.

It was an electric fence.

Erin, explain.

I won't and I can't. Goodbye. He takes a suitcase off the shelf, packs suitcase, leaves, gets on an old timey train. The bravest girl at school.

No, it was not an electric fence, Erin. That is an excellent guess we have to assume. One cat falls off the... Nine cats are walking on a tall fence. One falls, they all die. Why?

Because a cat only has nine lives.

That's a really great thing to say.

Yeah, don't ask me to back this up.

Well, it doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about. It's like another... But why would they say nine?

Nine's a very specific number in cat language.

Nine, I think nine is a very specific number, and I think it's a red herring here. I think it's to throw you off, to make you think nine loves.

Red herring would be a tabby, yeah. Is it something where it's like the one fell off and like landed on the junkyard dog, and then when he woke up he like ate them all or something?

It's something like that. I want to encourage my friend and I want him to think he's doing a good job. It's nothing like that.

When it says fell off, do they mean? Yeah, exactly. We all gravitated towards physically falling off the fence.

Great question. It is physically falling off the fence. I do love the idea of this alcoholic cat.

There is a screenplay there. I will figure it out later along with the core entries. Johnny, are you a cat person or a dog person?

I'm a big time cat person. Yes, finally. Another cat cell. Feline-ally.

A cat cell?

Yeah, that's what cat people call each other.

A cat cell. I haven't been in the culture in a while, so I didn't realize I had changed the cat, though.

Yeah, I knew Johnny was a big cat person, so I did read a riddle where nine cats die at the beginning of a riddle.

One falls off, the other nine. Was there ten total? Or did there nine total?

Nine total. Nine total. Nine total. Here's the thing. I think that you have to be a little lenient with your definition of what is a cat. There are some debates over if this is one cat or if this is nine cats.

Okay, so the other eight cats were inside this pregnant mommy's belly.

Adal, that is absolutely correct. You've nailed it. Didn't want to be right on that one.

This is just a sad story. This is just a really sad story.

I want to see a scene.

Wait, wait, Maggie does right. Mama Cat is pregnant with eight kittens and when she falls off the fence and dies, so did her babies. Super sad, especially because cats are supposed to always land on their feet. Hey BC, we have a guest.

We have a guest here.

Look, Maggie is from Philadelphia. That's gotta be the excuse. Those people threw batteries at their own team.

I want to see a scene.

The three of you are little cats inside your pregnant mother's tummy and the three of you are just kind of like talking big about when you were finally born all the big things you're gonna kind of accomplish and do.

What are you guys gonna do when you get out?

I'm gonna see my girl. I'm gonna finally ask her to marry me.

Good day, Lucky. I didn't know you had a girl back home.

Yeah, I got a girl out there. I can't wait to see her. Oh man, I can't wait.

What about you guys? Tell us about her, Lucky. Tell us about her.

Oh man, where to begin? The legs. Legs shaped like, ooh, what a cat leg shaped like. Yeah, like chicken bones. A tail, long as a tail. Spur, soft as fur, and a little kitty nose as cold as ice. You guys are going to love her.

Ooh, Lucky, she sounds great.

Yeah, what are you guys going to do when we finally get out?

I'm going to go back to school.

Wow! What are you going to study?

What are you going to study, Jacko? I'm going to finally learn how to be a mechanic.

Incredible, Jacko. Your dream. You love cars, Jacko.

Yeah, Jacko, nothing you like better than... That's why we call you Jacko, because you jack up those cars and you fix them.

Yeah, and I... Oh, when it's cold out and those engines are hot, you know I love to crawl under that hood.

Careful, Jacko. Careful. That's how your dad went.

Yeah, well, I ain't nothing like my dad.

Ow, Jacko. Let me go.

Leave him alone, Jacko. You take it back.

You take it back. I takes it back. I takes it back. All right. What about you, Dreamer? What do you want to do when you get out of here? Me?

It's stupid. It's nothing. Forget about it. No, tell us. Okay. I'm gonna kill James Gordon.

The movie he made about us?

Because of the movie he made about us. I think what he did to cats is a travesty, so I'm gonna kill that dude. Why stop at James Gordon?

Kill the whole cast.

No, the blame lies solely with Corden. Corden did what he did.

Commissioner Corden. Commissioner Corden. Can you imagine James Corden as Batman, as the mayor of, uh, Commissioner of, uh, what's the... Gotham City. Never mind, guys, never mind.

Adal, how dare you speak such an evil into the universe, because Hollywood is Linus Omega. They will cast him as Commissioner Corden.

Sorry, Adal is waist deep in corn catchphrases.

I was trying to think of more corn catchphrases while also describing the scenario and it broke my brain.

You all did very well with that very sad, very warm up riddle, so let's move into something I will say probably a little bit difficult, more difficult. This riddle comes from Nicola. Nicola writes, hey there Adal, JPC, and Erin. Yeah, maybe we won't know.

Just ignore Johnny there, a little rude, but okay.

Yeah, it didn't. Anything about Johnny? Okay. Nicola writes, fuck you, Thomas Edison. So Adal, you might be right. Nicola writes when I was little I was pretty much obsessed with riddles. I'd run around with my favorite puzzle book challenging every one of the vicinity to a game of Wit a la The Hobbit. Looking back I completely understand why my mother sent me to play outside all of the time. Yes! Anyway, their favorite riddles are the ones that read like poems and so... They have included a couple poem riddles for us to read today.

Oh, I'm sorry. No need. The answers will be an egg, a cloud, and your shadow.

Oh, Adal, we've all said shadow. How about I'm stalking you? I'm like stalking you. Does that work?

Well, we're in the same room. Any literary poem riddle is always an egg, a cloud, or a shadow.

I have a question for you, smart guy. What does being right do for you? Does it stop the fun? Because I can't read the riddles if you're right.

You're making them a smug bug. Nothing's more fun than being a smug bug. You get to say, I told you so.

It takes off my headphones, turns off my microphone, runs up those steps in Philadelphia, pumps my arms in the air.

Gets punched by a racist. I'm just kidding. Philadelphia, you probably have just as many racists as anyone else. It's probably an even, what do we want to say, 20%? Probably. Okay, so here are a couple, here's the first of these poem rentals. I am the chosen weapon of the warrior on high. Knocked with water arrows, I let the volley fly. When the battle's over, should I choose to show my face, I'll linger for a moment, then fade without a trace. What am I? Medusa Bridge. Okay.

Some sort of drawbridge with Medusa's face on it.

Oh, okay. Interesting. A drawbridge with Medusa's face on it. Okay. Yeah. No. I think it's very straightforward. Yeah, it's very straightforward.

I had to ask. I'm sorry. I had to.

That was a question? Okay. Yeah. Would you like to share your work on that one, Counselor? It said... Did it say knocked with arrows? Knocked with water arrows. I love the Bali fly.

Water arrows. What are water arrows?

Well, it immediately makes me think of Ocarina of Time. Yes, and the water levels.

Can I just say, any video game, the water levels are the worst levels. Just creators out there, stop making water levels. I've never had a fun one.

The water level on Ocarina of Time is like our whole show. Yes.

Jolly Roger's Lagoon in Banjo-Tooie is unplayable. If you can't, if it's not easy to swim in your game, don't have a water level.

Yeah. That's a very good, that's a very good point.

Can I say something about water levels though?

Sure.

Best music. Very good music.

That is true. Hold on, let me think of the... Yeah, a little bubble.

It's called bubble music and it's amazing. But you also get the stressful sonic music when you're drowning.

That's true, yes.

It's a mixed bag.

On Billboard's Johnny, we did cover Aquatic Mine, the Knuckles song from Sonic Adventure Battle 2, and that is one of the best songs on that soundtrack.

Yeah, that song does rip.

Knuckles raps, Knuckles raps. Okay, let's see. So, Knocked with Water Arrows. So, Water Arrows to me... I'm thinking like a fountain. Okay.

Yeah. Think of what water arrows could be. Fountain is good, but I really love the direction that you're going there thinking about what water arrows could be. Is it sperm? Adal? No. If fountain was close, why would it be sperm?

We don't go to the same fountains I see. Is it rain?

Okay. Yes. Rain is what they're referring to with water arrows. Oh, is it an umbrella? So no, so I am the chosen weapon of the warrior on high. Knocked with water arrows, I let the volley fly. When the battle's over, should I choose to show my face, I'll linger for a moment, then fade without a trace. Johnny, you're nodding?

Is it a rainbow?

Ooh, Johnny! You have solved the puzzle. It is a rainbow. Nice one.

Good for you. You show up here once and you don't fucking get it.

Also good for me because my theory, my theory about the guests brains working because ours have been broken by Riddles. So far, he's pretty correct.

That was his hypothesis, so let's see.

I want to see a scene. I believe we're all familiar, at least if nothing else, in name only. We're all familiar with Rainbow Bright. Oh, you have a cartoon character, a doll or something? I'm with you. Erin, I want you to play your Rainbow Bright's cousin, Rainbow Dark. I'm just kind of a goth fucked up version of Rainbow Brights and you are talking to, you're talking to JPC and Johnny about the bad day you're having.

Bad Monday everybody. Good to see you. Good to see you.

Bad to see you.

Yeah, it's awful to see you.

I'm glad that it's awful to see me. It's on purpose.

Can you unlock the door? Will you please unlock the door?

Mmm, will I unlock the door? Does that sound like me? Let me just go get Rainbow Brite and she'll make you a fucking cupcake and kiss you on the nose. Is that what you want?

That's not gonna get the door open.

And sorry, I forgot to mention J.P.C. and Johnny, you are I don't care bears.

Nothing that you could say would affect me in any fucking way, so whatever.

I don't think anyone I know likes you.

I'm sorry. No, the first thing you said was fucking fuck you guys, and then you said hi, and those two things sound nothing alike.

Hmm, does that sound like you?

Sounds like you kind of care.

Do I care?

If I'm being honest.

Oh, it sounds like I care? Not Care Bear? Fuck you and your little rainbow tummy. That's so embarrassing.

Cool. Cool. Fuck my tummy. Who gives a shit? We're all gonna be dead in a hundred years. We live too long.

We've all been saying it. I'm already 800 years old. Oh shit!

Guys, fuck fuck. Here comes Rainbow Bright.

Hey!

Hey Rainbow Bright. Hi!

Hi! And you waved my star wand and oh look it's so much brighter in here.

Literally does not matter.

Have a good week.

Oh I'm just sitting down. Reba Bright, what's it like being in a book that's only in dentists' offices in the 90s?

Oh Bern, it's great because everyone knows my name and everyone appreciates my smile. What are you busted bitches up to?

I was just talking about how much better Cabbage Patch Kids are than you. That's what I was just about to launch into. Okay, salty cousin. Anyone born after 1999 is not going to understand what's happening here.

Seen.

In my mind, what is light bright? That's different, right?

Light bright was like a grid.

That's what I'm thinking about.

It's like backlit and you put a piece of black paper with like a pattern on it and you shove little lights into it.

My parents like taped the Rainbow Bright movie like off of TV and I just remember watching that whenever I was sick.

Oh wow, that's gonna only make a fever worse.

Yeah, Johnny, you remember watching it before you noticed symptoms, or do you remember watching it?

No, I lost my taste and smell, and then I just started watching.

I don't think I knew there was a movie of it. I thought that it was just a book. I think it was a movie. Let me look it up.

I think there's a movie of everything. Any cartoon character you like, there's 10 movies of it.

I used to live in a world where Johnny's parents independently financed a rainbow bright movie and then they- He's gonna love it.

You're right. Oh man.

My parents went bust on Polly Pocket.

Rainbow Bright.

Why did you like this? Live action? Live action on this thing?

Mm-hmm. No cartoon.

No. Oh, thank God.

So much hair.

She's more hair than human. That's my dream for someone to say that about me. I'll buy the rights to this. I'll do a live-action remake. It'll be gritty though. It'll be like Christopher Nolan's Batman.

I feel like she had little friends who were like furbies. They were basically furbies.

Yeah. I'll get a little photo of them.

There is no new IP, so eventually it will become attractive to some streamer to be like, okay, we can make a rainbow bright show. It cost us $95,000 and that's it. And then they'll do it. No new IP.

Okay, how about this, JPC? Four turtles. Now, this isn't going where you think. They mutate into martial artists, but it's not what you think. They're bad at it. Mmm, okay. No, that could work. So it's a lot of like they get in fights and they like tell the guy they're like, grab me here. No, no, no, here. Grab me here. Grab me here. And then they're like, I think I twist your, ah, it's not, it's not.

I'd watch that. That sounds like it's at my speed. Can I read you these Rainbow Bright sidekick names?

Sure.

Romeo, Champ, Lucky, Spark, Hammy, Twink, OJ, and IQ.

Twink, Twink, OJ and Twink, IQ. Come on, Jules, get Twink.

We got to go. That's Twink. I love him.

Those are incredible. Yeah, he is. I think I want to watch Rainbow Bright now.

I think I want to be...

Six scenes in a movie. Before we make this podcast into Erin Googly, rainbow bright images, let's do this other Riddle. Observing from the heavens, I watch you as you die. A vicar at his pulpit, I preach patience from the sky. You're God's image in the flesh, all body but no bread. When you return to father, that's when I get fed. What am I? It's rainbow.

You guys are working together.

I knew it. Two rainbows. It's not earth. No, no, no. Three rainbows. None of those things. When you die, I get fed. That's fucked. It is fucked. And if you think about it for long enough, you might come up with the answer. Worms. Sarlacc pit. Wow. Interesting. Worms. Somebody has been watching the Boba Fett show. It is not worms now, and it is not the Sarlacc pit. Okay. When you die, I get fed.

Is it your butt?

What if it was my butt?

Then I would be right right now, wouldn't I?

Yeah, that's true, I guess. When you die... Is it my butt?

Oh no, is it my butt? Oh god, is that what you had me on?

This submission came from 2018 and they correctly predicted it is Johnny's butt. Is it a coffin? Observing from the heavens, I watch you as you die. A vicar at his pulpit, I preach patience from the sky. So from the heavens, from the sky, yeah. Skyworm. Okay, you're getting closer. Elder Scrolls 4, Skyworm.

Oh, a vulture.

Erin, yes, this is a music review magazine. This is Vulture. Yes, it is a Vulture.

Yes, it is a Brooklyn vegan.

Your God's image in the flesh, all body but no bread. When you return to father, that's when I get fed. It is a Vulture. They feast off of the carcasses of us humans. They're Akkarian.

Not my favorite. I mean, like all God's creatures, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Do we know the difference between a Vulture and a Buzzard?

Um, I don't know, hair? That's just what I call you guys behind the back.

Yeah, buzzards have hair.

Buzzards have wigs. Like a... Like a robin girl. Yeah, like three Stooges wigs. With a little cowlick in the back. Adal, you said carrion, so I want to put a pun in my head and it's not gonna get out until we see a Stooges wigs.

Am I gonna be a vulture in high school when at prom and they dump pig's blood on me?

No, so, Erin and Johnny, you are both gun enthusiasts. You told Adal that he should get his concealed carry license. He got a concealed carry-on license, and he is showing up for the first time with his concealed carry-on.

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

Hey, man, come in.

Hey, thanks. Wow, metal door and everything in a sliding little people. This is intense.

We're very cool.

But yeah, this is really a cool club. That's why we tell you that secret knock. Yeah, thank you so much. Hey, and I am... I'm hot. Is that the term? I'm hot on the streets.

Oh, you got it?

I got it. I got it.

We do all have our licenses, so I don't think we need to whisper.

No, it's part of the fun. This is not just about the gun. And actually, I don't have a license. Who cares though, right?

I don't know why you're talking about guns. Anyway, I got my license, but I did have to steal this thing from a fucking zoo.

I've been there. I've done that. Come on in. Show us.

Ow, ow, it's biting me. Okay, here we go. Open up coats, shows vulture. Here's, I got my, I got my carry-in.

Oh my God.

Oh. Concealing Carrion.

Fuck, man. What the fuck is that?

Carrion my wayward son. Come on. It's a vulture. What are we talking about? Show me your vultures.

We have guns, man.

What?

Yeah.

To kill the vulture? No.

To kill anything that comes into my house uninvited.

Vampires?

I thought you said we're all going to get concealing Carrions. No, we don't. That's not what we said, and vampires can't come in your house uninvited.

I have kids, man. I don't want anything in my house that could hurt my kids. That's why I have all these guns.

Well, your kids have iPhones. I've seen them, so shame on you. That's poison. It's rotting their brains.

Wait, I feel like your vulture's about to say something.

Oh no, I'm not going to say anything. Let's just all go inside the house now, yeah? Wait a minute.

This modifier's been biting my neck all day long.

No, it's harmless. Let's all go in and shut the door and go to sleep. That sounds pretty good, actually.

Garlic.

Not for me, please.

I knew it.

It is a vulture.

Same. I like saying the word garlic.

Yeah, vampires can't stand to hear the word garlic uttered. Can I get the country of origin?

G-A-R?

I can't do it. I can't do it. Okay, well, with that, why don't you all practice saying garlic or spelling it and we will be right back after this brief little break.

Vulture sound.

I know what you're thinking. Do I have a new hat, Adal and JPC? New haircut? Why am I walking around with so much confidence?

I bet you're wondering. I wanted pretzels from the food court.

And I was just going to let you know that it looks like you leaned on paint.

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Hey, what's going on? Somebody leaned over my rocket money paint thing. Run. Everybody run. Oh no. Maroon.

Is that DaVinci?

Yeah. Yes.

And bye.

Okay, let's all see how we did. Okay, I'll go first. G-A-R-L-I-T.

Right, you got it.

Okay, so I couldn't do it. I don't think I did it very well. Pretty good. I don't think I did it very well.

Okay, I'll go next. G-I-R-L-T-A-L-K. Garlic.

Very close. That was way closer than you've gotten so far. That was very close. Ah, nuts. G-A-R-T-H-B-R-O-O-K-S. Garch Bruff. I don't know what that means.

Very close. J-A-R-L-I-T-C-H.

Okay, no spoilers because I haven't seen... I'm only four episodes into Boba Fett, okay? If we start talking about Star Wars characters.

You've seen the mods. You've seen the mods.

You've seen the mods. You've seen the mods. You've seen the mods.

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Wait, garlic bit, sarlac pit. Hold on. I don't have the energy, but there's something there.

Pop and corn. Okay, this is a Riddle. Good. Yeah, very good. I didn't just pull up an email. This is an email from my boss. Can you come into it? It's been three years. This is an email, and I'll just use their initials. This is from AB. AB says, one of my managers at my job were in a small Riddy game, and while most of them were kind of dumb, I thought you might enjoy this one.

I just want to give a huge shout out, for no reason at all, to my good friend Annette Benning.

Wink. Adal, you are very close. You are very close to this person's name. You got the first letter of both names correct. Holy shit. Yeah. I have cities, but no houses. Forests, but no trees. Water, but no fish. What am I?

My dude, I could say the answer or I could sing it. I'll lock Karen O. in a little group called the Yayayays. Okay, none of us get the reference. Go ahead. Maps. Not one of the best songs.

That's absolutely their best song.

Hold on. Why Control's their best song?

It's also my karaoke song.

Why?

Because I'm boring.

It goes Y-Control, yeah, it goes Y-Control, Maps, and then off with their head. Wow.

Can you read it again?

My karaoke's... No, it's Maps.

Oh, okay. I was like, if it's not Maps, then I don't know it. I thought you didn't confirm it.

I hadn't. I hadn't confirmed it. I had not confirmed it. Sometimes there's just too many bits for me to get in my little confirmations.

I think that's a new fun game is anytime someone gets the answer right, another one of us goes, can you read it again?

Well, you didn't say yes. And I was like, well, then I am lost. All right, go ahead.

Erin is correct. I didn't say yes. And that is a great way to get someone lost. This next one is from Adal. You're going to flip your shit. This person's initials are A B. It is not a net bidding, and they don't say that I can say their name, so I won't say it.

Okay. Sorry, I sussed it out. I'm going to whisper it. Is it Alfred Boena?

He cleverly disguised it. He cleverly disguised his name by saying Alfred Bolina. A.B. says, I'm taking the poetry class right now, and in my huge poetry anthology book, I discovered three riddles from the 10th century, translated into modern English from old English. They're approximately 1,100 years old. This is from 2018, so let's just say 1,104 years old.

So take that with a gr- I wish somebody could translate my old English into a Miller Lite.

Good.

Very nice. And Old English is cologne, correct?

Yep. So good.

Anyway, take that with a grain of salt. I thought you might enjoy them, so here they are. Riddle number one. These are a little bit longer, so bear with me, okay? Yes. Rawr! Rawr! Salmon! Honey! Rawr!

I'll bear with you.

Rawr!

Rawr!

When I say bear with me and people don't do that, I get a little bit upset. So just so you know about me, when I say bear with me, I'm going to need you to go rah rah rah.

JPC moving forward, I know that now, and I'm glad that I can take better care of you as your friend.

Can we support you? Can you say that again? Sure, absolutely.

These are going to be a little bit longer, so bear with me.

You're a dick. He just told us to be a bear.

I like that bear. Who's the new bear?

That is a vampire.

I'm sorry, that is not scared, that is scarred. I am a lonely being scarred by swords, wounded by iron, sated with battle deeds. Wearied by blades, often I witness war, perilous fight, nor hope for consolation, that any health may rescue me from strife, before I perish among fighting men. But hammered swords, hard-edged and grimly sharp, batter me, and the handwork of the smith bites in the castles. I must ever wait a contest yet more cruel. I could never, in any habitation, find the sort of doctor who could heal my wounds with herbs. But cuts from swords ever increase on me through deadly contests both by day and night. Anvil?

That's a good guess.

Hey Riddle

I believe this is a really fun scene from before. Hopefully I'm right. JBC you are Wylie Coyote, Erin you are the Roadrunner, and JBC you just had an anvil drop on your head because you jumped on a teeter totter or seesaw and it flew up in the air and hit you and the Roadrunner has stopped to kind of admire her work and you've had enough.

Oh shit are you okay? No! No?

No I'm not!

Oh okay good. You are as bad as a pancake.

I think you broke my fucking xiphoid process. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about as well as a pancake?

Don't be. I don't have to fucking imitate my voice. That's not nice. You know what this is. You know where we are. You know who this is.

Yeah, I know what it is. I know what you are. I know where we are. And I tried to kill you. But what you did in the Geneva Conventions is torture.

Okay.

This is torture.

Well, I look to my left. I look to my right. Do I see the Geneva Convention anywhere?

Fuck you.

I'm looking around for the Geneva. I don't seem to... It's a greed-a-pod.

It's a greed-a-pod thing. You know what I was going to do if I caught you? I'd eat you.

Oh, you would?

I'd kill you when I'd eat you.

Well, I'm not too worried about it. You're never going to catch me.

Well, okay. Okay, fine. Yeah, why? Because I got crushed into a fucking pancake?

Yeah, you don't have this.

And I'm basically dead? But God won't let me die?

Do you know that my dad is an anvil salesman and he owns all the anvils in this part of the world? So I'm rich in anvils.

We cut to Zurich, Switzerland. Please, the two of you are before us. The convention has been moved from Geneva to Zurich.

You are on trial for crimes against this character. Me-Mean Anvil falls on that man. Oh!

That guy blew up! He's not a cartoon! Jesus!

Okay, well, good thing he was just the court stenographer, and I'm the judge.

Now the important stenographer.

And I know, so you really did us a favor. And thank you for coming here to Zurich again. Me-Mean Anvil!

Wow, you obliterated that sonographer. That sonographer is way dead.

Okay, the one was enough. You just broke your other anvil.

I've never seen an anvil drop on an anvil before.

Maybe triple anvil! Anvil, anvil, anvil, anvil!

Okay, so can we do this with nine jurors or do we need the full 12 because... Same.

We did that before, right? I feel like 40 episodes ago you guys were a Roadrunner and Wile E. Cody.

And I love your memory and I love that you held on to that. I vaguely remember it, so thank you.

And I love your memory, Adal, which is why I'm so glad to not have to read this riddle again. Let's do guesses.

So this is what happens sometimes where you will have an Oh, excuse me. I have an answer in your head and then it's a really long riddle and if you get to the end and you're wrong, you're fucked because you weren't following the thread of the answer because I was thinking like rock or stone.

Okay. Rock or stone. Both are incorrect.

I know, and that's why I'm found.

Is it a shield? John. Ooh, that's a great one. It is a shield. It is a shield. Yeah, it's scarred by swords. It keeps getting battered and hammered by... Yeah, it's a shield. It's definitely just a shield.

Okay. I'm really happy for you. I think you've gotten three, two, three, right? Four? Rainbow?

There's no way to know.

Thank you. You're right. We'll never know, for sure.

Unfortunately, we can't know for sure, and we never will. There are two more riddles, so keep in mind, Erin, always throw that first guess out because it's always going to be wrong, except if it's Johnny, that it's usually right. This one's a little shorter, but still, please bear with me. Has there ever been a night?

Meow. What the fuck?

Has there ever been a night? What the fuck? Has there ever been a night that just had two shields? Would that be like a cool thing?

I think he would be very nervous. He'd be like, oh god.

He just has to wait until the other guy gets so tuckered out from swinging.

If I'm on the battlefield and I see the night with two shields, I'm like, dibs. Because I know that's the one night who's not killing me. I might not kill him, but we might be able to like two or three hours into the battle be like, we're good, right? You go back to France, I go back to England, we good?

Beware the knight with two shields. He will tucker you out. You'll be exhausted.

I've heard tale of you. Bedtime tale. And then what happens? And then he just leaves.

He can't win. He's tired too. His poor arms, they're covered in bruises.

And then whoever's attacking the knight with two shields slowly realizes it's just like a, it's just an armament, like it's just a stand with two shields on it. There's no guy back here, it's just two shields on the wall. I guess I got some good practice in.

Yeah, you've been fighting the wall, what did you think that guy was impossibly thin? My dress is silent when I tread the ground, or stay at home, or stir upon the waters. Sometimes, my trappings in the lofty air raise me above the dwelling place of Mid. And then the power of clouds carries me far above the people, and my ornaments loudly resound. Send forth a melody and clearly sing when I am not in touch with earth or water, but a flying spirit.

Some sort of fucking bird, some sort of like a stork or something.

Adal, you are very close with some sort of fucking bird. Now think about it. What birds did we have a thousand years ago? Pigeon.

Oh, dinosaurs, dinosaurs!

Flamingos and Top Hats? No, Erin, would you like to say your answer? Swan. It is a swan.

But can we circle back to Flamingos and Top Hats? Because I feel like there's another movie there.

I'm not going to play Monopoly right now. That game takes an hour and nobody wins.

Well, we all win if we get a little closer and have some fun and learn the value of money. We learn the value of money if we play Monopoly.

And how the stork market works. And what neighborhoods to build buildings in.

Okay, this one is going to be the shortest of the three, so bear with me. Okay, I'm slowly, it's like a 50-50 with you guys. Will I get what I want? Will I get what I need?

I have the memory of a goldfish, so I have to wait for Adal to do it. And then I remember to do it.

Gotcha, okay. This is Riddle 3. A moth ate words, a marvelous event. I thought it when I heard about that wonder. A worm had swallowed some man's lay. A thief in darkness had consumed the mighty same with its foundation firm. The thief was not one wit the wiser when he ate those words.

Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was thinking I have the memory of a goldfish. Man, I miss my dead fish parents.

Good. I like that a lot. I think the answer is book.

You think the answer is book. That is close, but it is not correct.

Oh, cookbook.

Johnny?

I'll be honest, I'm too stupid for these ones and I didn't even know that you got to the question part yet. It just sounded like you said a lot of words.

Yeah, so I think, Erin, you glommed onto the very first thing, which is, And this is translated? This is Transylvania. Oh, don't invite it in. Old English is like barely English. It's like... So this is way behind because he was looking to make a deal. Johnny, rosin' up your bow.

Was book close?

Book is part of the answer. The word book is part of the story. The word book is part of the story.

The word book is part of the story. The word book is part of the story.

The word book is part of the story.

Well, yeah, we're gonna think you're gonna find out what the definition of book is.

Thank you. The word book. The word book is in this answer.

Bookmaker, bookmaker, bookmaker.

It is bookworm. Yes. This is a worm that eats a book. And that dumbass worm... Worm is in the riddle.

Worm was in the riddle. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Groove is in the heart. Oh, I want to see a scene.

Oh, please, Erin.

Okay, so, Johnny, you are a bookworm, you're a literal worm, and you're on a date with JPC, and you're just being super pretentious because you have a really pretentious taste in books.

Oh, they have Rainbow Bright here. I'd love to, like an aperitif, like an appetizer, if we wanted to order like a Rainbow Bright. They're like 10 pages.

I'm only familiar with the movie Rainbow Bright.

Oh, uh, well, yeah, I mean, did you like the movie?

I don't really watch movies or eat them. Whatever makes sense in the fiction.

Sorry, sir. I heard you say rainbow. I heard you from the bar. So I brought you a tall drink of gravity's rainbow. Thomas Pynchon. It's a vintage Thomas Pynchon.

Oh, and you work here or you're a... I'm not paying for this.

This is just my buddy. We happen to be here at the same time.

What can I get you? Would you like a Vonnegut or Foster Wallace? What can I get you?

Oh, again, he doesn't work here. He's just a guy, but he'll get you the drink.

You're gonna get me a drink. Honestly, I'm overwhelmed with this menu. I feel like I'm kind of way over my head. Half of these things are in French.

If we're sticking with rainbows, I think he could really do with a rainbow fish. That's more his speed.

Yeah, so I understand. I understand.

Okay, hold on. Hold on. I've been to restaurants before. I don't need to eat like hop and pop tonight or whatever. Don't order me green eggs and hail. I could do an adult drink. Give me an Anamorphs 106. What?

Sorry, I just thought of my favorite candy bar. It's a snicker, which is why I did what I did. I'll be right back with you in a book.

No, no, no, no, hold on. Let me get... No, of course it's a little kid drink. I don't want that. You know, give me... Ooh, you know what? I'll have a catcher in the rye.

Oh, that's much better, yes.

Oh wait, is that whiskey? Hold on, I can't do that. Original. I can't do rye. Okay. God, I don't know. Can I have, what about, you said that you have a Vonnegut?

Yes.

Uh, can I get... Does Vonnegut have, like, short stories? Sure! What's it? Crazy Monkey House? What's that? Excuse me!

You're thinking of the Dandy Warhols.

The table of ladies over there just sent over this James Joyce for you. I hope you like characters who are stuck in their circumstances.

Oh.

Wow. The best thing about these is that when you finish it, you start it over.

That's so bold to send those table of ladies to send a book over. When we're on a date.

We knew what we were doing. Yoo-hoo.

I think they're just trying to sew Discord, honestly. Oh, and they're drinking Yoo-hoo. They should be drinking books!

I was so in over my head and now we all were. I don't think we've ever read a book based on- I can't read! Well, I know that.

Having to come up with a book I've read on the spot, I've read that Vonnegut short stories one and it's a bath at a monkey house? It's something like that. Okay, here's the last riddle for today. This one comes from Brandon. Brandon writes, that's Brandon with a B, Brandon writes, what has no sides or an infinite number of sides? Switzerland. What's that?

Switzerland?

What is no sides or an infinite number of sides? And though it can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created.

Wow. No sides or an infinite number of sides. Is it both at the same time or it's one or the other?

Uh, both at the same time, I would say. Wow.

Yeah. Victoria Filet at Outback Steakhouse.

There you go. Yes.

Or, this day comes with an infinite number of swords. No, I'd like none, please.

You call that a side?

No, that's a knife.

Oh, you call that a knife?

We call that a committee. No sides or an infinite number of sides, and what was the second part to it?

It can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created. Though it can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created. This is heady.

An argument?

Ooh, that's a great answer. That is a very, very good answer to this riddle. But no, it is not an argument. It is... Origami? Origami is closer, but it is not origami.

Origami is closer than an argument. Sounds like a Leonard Cohen lyric.

That's my favorite Vonnegut book. Yeah, origami is closer technically.

In terms of the word, like the spelling or sound of the word, or in terms of the actual object?

A floating orb. I think in terms of the actual object. Erin, I love floating orb because if it was just an orb on the ground, you'd be like, no, it's got a sign I can see it right there. But if it's floating, no, it is not a floating orb.

The future.

Is it like a plane but like in math where everything would be?

Nice. Yes, it's kind of like that. I mean, that's very, very close. We're very close.

Is it the thing that's like the spiral inward that occurs in nature everywhere? What is that? A fibonacci finger? A fractal? Fractal?

Okay, enough of your little conspiracy theories about the spiral that you can see in no one else's case.

The spiral staircase that went up to the book depository, you know, the current nature.

It's on all the dollar bills, and that's just the beginning.

You know the thing? It was the last thing your dad ever said to you. He said, find it, find it. You must find the fractal. You know the thing, Kurt Russell. You know the thing. He gave you the pouch with the gym. It became your life. You bet the beautiful exotic woman. You had to save her. Oh boy, give us a little hint, Daddy. So with like math, like math class or like geometry class, I think you were, with like talking about a plane, that was where you were the closest.

Is it like a graph or a grid or something?

I mean, I think you're so close to it that I might as well just give it to you because I truly believe that Johnny, again, Johnny's plane answer was probably the best.

How specific is it? Is it going to be like... It's pretty specific in that... Would you say Euclidean?

It's something that you would put on a piece of paper. I think definitely... What's that? A pen.

A pen.

No. A drawing. I'm Yes, yes, it is that. It is a two-dimensional shape. Because if you try to create one, whether it be on a screen or on a paper, the shape will have some level of depth and can therefore be three-dimensional. So you can never really create a two-dimensional shape. As soon as you do, it'll be three-dimensional. And it has no sides or an infinite number of sides.

I will say my, I discovered, this is years and years ago, I discovered like my junior high notebooks, my memes, and so many pages are just covered in the, when you draw one square and then another square slightly behind it and then connect it with the angles. So it becomes like I was obsessed with just doodling that over and over.

You ever do that but with the cool S?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah, the shade and the certain eye.

Oh yeah.

No internet then. We had to make cool lessons.

Yeah, what were we going to do? Sit in class and fuck up?

No!

No, no, no, no, no. We had the internet my day. It was called Doodles. Grandpa's the internet. Go get me a switch. You guys absolutely nailed it. That was a hard one. Brandon says hope you like it or alternatively I hope the people guessing it hate it and the person reading it gets pleasure out of it. Well Brandon you didn't know that I'd be reading it but you knew me all too well. Brandon sounds like a real pervert.

I had so much pleasure. Yeah, 100%. Thank you for staying in.

You sound like my type of person. Brandon, a real pervert. So if you're out there and you're still listening, you get two thumbs up from this pervert, which brings us to my favorite part of the show. And that's the part of the show where we plug the shit that we got going on. And so we'll give the guests the honored spot of going last so they can truly just think about all their plugs. And I'll go to you first. Adal, what is it that you would like to plug?

I was recently a guest on a wonderful podcast called Finding Favorites. I was talking about Chicago restaurants and food and a bunch of other stuff, so please check out that podcast, Finding Favorites, and also check out the Hello from the Magic Tavern Patreon, please. I believe all of our Hey Tavern Tavern episodes are either on there now or will be on there fairly soon.

My favorite thing we ever recorded for real. I can't wait for that residual check.

Uh, Erin, anything to plug?

Um, follow sitcomdnd on Twitter and Instagram and then also I'd like to plug going to Target and going to the frozen section and getting frozen donuts and then put them in your refrigerator and then have one donut every day. Uh, it's making my life a little better. I'm having a donut a day. It's very peaceful.

A cold donut?

So I don't know why they're in the freezer section. I get the gluten-free donuts from the freezer section and then I put them in my refrigerator and they're cold and it tastes so good cold and I didn't know and no one told me and so now I'm telling people because no one told me.

Oh, okay. Because no one told you.

I'm breaking the cycle. I'm bringing people joy. You're breaking the cycle. Yes.

JBC, any crazy shit you wanna blurt?

Hey, my thing was meaningful. Have a donut every day, Adal. Fuck you have a donut every day. I'm mad at you right now and I still want you to have the pleasures of a donut a day. Fucking fuck you, man.

Just one donut a day.

You can call me a mall cop because I'm about to Paul Blur this out. You can follow me at Twitch.tv slash sharkbarkman and that's where you can find me streaming video games over at Twitch. Johnny, you're the guest of honor. Anything that you would like to plug?

J-A-R-L-I-T-C-H. Uh, I... Garlic.

I love... He got it.

To plug my show that I do with JPC called Bill Buds, we talk about pop music. Adal and Erin have both been on.

I loved going on.

I'd love to get you back. That's a blast. And I hope to come back on for Phil Buds, which is the three of us talking about Phil Collins. Double jeopardy.

I'm on a podcast called Dilla Taunt Ball where I read Wikipedia articles with my friend. I'm on a podcast called Campaign where I play the Genesis role-playing game with my enemies. And if you rewind this episode, I'm on Hey Riddle Riddle this week.

And we will put links to all of those donuts in the show notes. So if anyone wants to check out Johnny's other donuts, you can put those in the freezer, move them to the fridge.

I'll tell you what, you eat, you get, uncrustables are in the freezer section. You eat those, you eat those bad boys frozen.

Adal, you like that but not my donut idea? I fucking fuck this place. Whatever, fuck you guys. Whatever, fuck you guys. Donut a damn, try to make your life a little better, a little sunnier, have a donut thing for me.

Why forever?

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