Which Riddle Riddle?

This is a HeadGum podcast. Okay guys, this is a serious episode. This is our one serious episode every year. So don't be funny.

Fart tutorial. Oh my god. Did you not hear me? He stood on a block of lights.

Oh, then we're going to finish. It was the captain of an airplane. He stabbed him with the knife. Hello RMC Friday!

Ladies and gentlemen, please take a seat. As you know, every year, Hey Riddle Riddle does one very serious episode where no one is allowed to laugh, no one is allowed to feel joy, or pain or anything. It's just sort of a neutral, very serious, very stoic episode. With me are my co-hosts, Adal Rifai.

Greetings.

And JPC.

Greetings. I've actually changed my name to Blowjob Kazooie.

No!

Hold on, hold on, hold on. As a quick reminder, there is a $6,000 fine to anyone who cracks a smile or laughs.

So Adal, you both, okay, I just, I want to be taken seriously. Well, I changed my name to Banjo and Kabloe.

Okay. Banjo? Can I call you Banjo? Or do I have to call you the full Banjo and Kabloe? Full.

My name is Kazoink C. Blowjob. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

My name is Kazoink C. Blowjob. Erin, it really sucks that that's what Shaggy says while he's getting ahead.

Cuz oinks the blowjob like, wow. No, he says, this isn't me, this isn't me, this is happening to you.

Like, wow, like scoops, I'm gonna come. That's a very good impression, and I'm not laughing, and I'm not even cracking a smile at it, and I just want to say that that's a very good impression. Now, we agree, the three of us agree, that it is important once a year to do a completely serious episode. Right, right, of course, I'm sorry. Very somber, very serious, no hijinks. Because it helps us appreciate what we do and it helps us reset and it helps us give thanks and give respect.

Absolutely. I apologize. This is a little wacky. I wore my sombrero. It's just my big old hat that makes me feel somber and now I feel that this was inappropriate. So I'm going to take off this hat and of course I have a tinier hat underneath.

That just says cultural appropriation on it. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

Some of the topics were allowed to... Erin, you referenced Adal's tiny hat that says cultural appropriation. It is a yarmulke, we should say. It's not a tiny hat.

I'm sorry. That is my mistake. It's okay. So obviously topics that we're allowed to discuss on our one serious show are as follows. The stock market.

Correct. The legalization of kisses.

Medical oddities. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I misread that on my sheet. I'm sorry. It's totally somber. That is medical odd shaped titties.

Grey books.

Mm-hmm. Jellyfish sounds. A farmer's breakfast.

People named Michael.

Swallowing screams. Excretions. Which, by the way, favorite book of the Bible?

Rulers that an entire middle school shares.

And that's all of them. So let's go ahead and start our episode. And I thought, because this is supposed to be so serious, I thought to myself, Adal, what's the most serious content that we've had so far? What's something that people take very seriously? People aren't even just serious, but they're taking the episode very seriously. And I thought, well, when there's stakes, when there's something on the line, that's when we get serious. So I'd like to offer up to YouTube, to my co-hosts.

Oh, we forgot. Medium cooked steaks are also a topic that we're allowed to have.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That is topical. Uh-huh. For my co-host, Erin and JVC, I thought to offer up money, money, money, pussies, pussies, pussies. It pays to be ripe. Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway.

Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway.

Thank you so much. Based on the book, Adaltude My Life in Riddies and Pussies.

Uncle Adal writes a check. Wow, Adal, we are really, this is pretty poor timing because these are notoriously joyous, very mischievous episodes.

Do we what? Is it even worth? I hate this idea. I hate that I'm the one that's saying this idea. Is it even worth it to just punt the serious episode to 2022? Just kick it down the road a little bit and say, we will do it.

We will do it. Oh, we'll totally do it. We'll do it, but just not now. We'll do two next year. We'll do two next year. We'll do two next year. We'll do two next year.

Adal, when's your birthday? We'll do it on your birthday.

What a treat. So for the game show that we're going to do today, so we're going to punt that down the road. We'll kick that can.

Can you just do a little JP Riddle sound of him throwing something, JPC, just so people can know we're throwing something?

I thought Adal was going to do it. I'm happy to.

Alright, there goes the episode.

That'll land in six months. So just to start us off, just to get ready for the questions and for winning some money on this game show, we're going to do some tongue twisters. I'm going to have you each do maybe one or two. So Erin, we're going to start with you. And what I want you to say is I want you to say three times as quickly as you can. Pre-shrunk silk shirts.

Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Free shrunk silk shirts says the girl who has a little cute lisp. She gets sent that one. Her lisp is so cute and so good and that's me.

Adorable. Adorable. That's absolutely adorable. JPC, you're going to say the tongue twister three times fast. Ted said Ed edited it. Ted said Ed edited it.

Ted said Ed edited it. Ted said Ed edited it.

It sounds like a news bulletin is coming in. Aaron, you're now going to say, Iris?

Sorry, excuse me. I'm getting into it myself. Irish Wrist Watch. Three times quickly.

Also, Adal said Iris and Erin said God bless you and he did get some Goo Goo dolls on his shirt.

I was looking at my CD collection when I... Alright, here we go. Okay. Irish Wrist Watch. Irish Wrist Watch. Irish Wrist Watch.

Great. Erin is staring off into the middle distance just finding a spot in time and space.

Can I tell you what I'm looking at? She's helping me focus? My Dunkin Donuts towel that I bought at a Dunkin Donuts when I forgot a towel at the beach.

Of course you would have Dunkin Donuts merch.

Oh hell yeah! What am I, an animal? Of course I have Dunkin Donuts merch.

See, if you're not familiar, in Boston, they sell Dunkin' Donuts towels just at the counter because so many of the people who drink coffee in Boston will spill it all over themselves. Of course.

And Anapkin's not enough for a large culada.

It's also to clean up all the blood from all the fights that happen in line. JBC, your second tongue twister that you're going to say as quickly as possible is Willie's real rear wheel.

Willy's real rear wheel. Willy's real rear wheel. Willy's wheel rear wheel. Hold on, I got it. Willy's real rear wheel. Willy's real rear wheel. Willy's wheel rear wheel. Sounds like we're rewinding you.

I don't even know why I'm reminding him to do this. That's because Casey is going to naturally do this. Please send that to me so that can be my alarm clock, Casey. Thank you so, so much. I know you're probably already in the middle of doing that, but I appreciate it.

Willy's wheel, rear wheel. Phoebe P, Peabody BB. Here we go. Here's contestants. Are you ready? Absolutely. I'm ready.

I'm so excited.

Contestants, are you ready?

Maybe we should do verbal warmups like this before we start podcasting.

You know at the start of every game show when there's 18 minutes of banter?

That's what we're doing. We do an audio fucking format. Everyone warms up by like crawling out of bed.

I sing an entire Rodgers and Hammerstein musical at my mirror before every recording.

I will say that today I am on, this is my fourth bottle of water. So I've had 32, 64, 96 ounces of water.

And on the other side of the scale, I don't think I've had any water today. I'm not even kidding. I don't think I had a single sip of water today.

Can I just say something that is fucking wild to me is I know people in my life that don't drink water. They'll drink like coke, they'll drink other things, but they just like they never drink water. Most of your friends are camels. Most of my friends are camels. Sometimes they'll have like a glass of water if they're like, oh yeah, I guess I'll have a glass of water at this point. But they just don't drink it on a regular basis. The other day, I only drink two bottles of water. I drink 64 ounces of water and I woke up the next morning like I was dying. I was like, how do people fucking do it?

Well, why do you think I have a terrible personality and I can't touch my toes? I never drink water. Well, we do have...and this is something... JVC was like, I don't see anything wrong with what you just said. Go ahead, Adal. I'm sorry to interrupt you.

This is something I put in the merch store without really consulting you too. Oh, perfect. But if you look now in the Hey Riddle merch store, we do have a water bottle that says, Hail Hydrate. So go ahead and pick up one of those today. So we're going to go ahead and start our game show.

We're going to get in trouble.

Thanks for watching!

Acronym Fomaniacs. What's going to happen is I'm going to give you an acronym. If you feel like you know it, you're going to puzzle and give the correct answer. These are going to be worth 10 points each. So for example, if I were to say the acronym MTV, you would say that stands for?

Puzz.

Thank you, JPC.

Sorry, I'm dumb.

Music. Television. Hey Riddle. DVM.

So it's not DMV, it's DVM.

Yes.

Department of Voter Vehicles.

Department of Voter Vehicles.

I would feel more comfortable if you gave him the points for that.

I'd feel safe. I would love it if there was a Department of Voter Vehicles that people kept coming to, and they were like, oh no, you're in the wrong place. This is the Department of Voter Vehicles. And they were like, oh my god, wait, what do you do here?

I want to see a scene. JPC, you are behind the counter at the Department of Voter Vehicles. Erin has come in to register. And what this is, is this is just so that the car can get to know the person who's about to drive it or the state can get to know them. So Erin, you're at the counter.

Hey, next. Hey. Hi. I'm here for something.

Okay. Well, you're in the right place because I have a computer and I can do something with it.

I'm Chris.

How's it going?

Yeah, I've been in line for like seven hours that I forgot where I was.

I'm Chris. How's it going?

Hi Chris. Um, yeah, I'm not ordering food. Oh, I want my license.

Gonna need to know how it's going. Just kidding. But no, how's it going?

Oh, I'm doing okay. Again, I've been lying for a long, long time. I think I want my license.

You need your license. Okay.

My driver's license.

Sure. And we don't do that here. Is your car registered to vote?

Ooh, yes. I think it's registered as an independent but out of state.

That's totally fine. If the car was not manufactured here, it's technically an out-of-state independent. Well, at the Department of Voter Vehicles, we just make sure that your car's all registered to vote. I can see here 81 Cheville. Oh, I was pointing to my tattoo.

Oh.

I was really into the pitch of ill when I was 81. I'm 97 now.

How old are you?

I'm 97. Thank you for asking.

Wow, why won't they let you retire?

Why won't God let me die? That's the real question. Interesting.

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

Please let me just... Very interesting. Okay, so I just have to ask you a couple of questions about your car. Absolutely. Just to make sure that it's, you know, the voter vehicle is... I obviously don't have to explain what that means. Is this your first car?

Yes, this is my first car.

Do you think it'll be your last car? No. Why not? What's wrong with it?

So I got this car in high school, sort of out of desperation, and I've been driving it for over a decade. Okay, I'm out of space in the form.

It stops, I'm out of space in the form. Do you love this car?

That's a really tricky question. How do you know if you love someone, you know? Like, do I care about this car? Sure.

Do you feel it in your bones?

Do you feel the spark? It does spark. When I hit the brake, I get a horrible shock in my leg.

Goodness love, girl. Save. Just to go back to the question, does anybody know what DVM stands for?

This vagina's mine. Don't come near me, this vagina's mine. You have to ask to touch it.

DVM. Dog, vaccination, mandatory.

Dating, very... Yeah.

Dating vicious moderates. JPC, I'll say that you're closest so far with your last joke about, you said something about dogs. Is it a dog thing? DVM.

Veterinarian. Oh. Pause. Yeah. Something veterinarian.

So what's, what is a veterinarian?

A doctor. Doctor, veterinarian. Man. Mice.

Mice. Doctor...Mister. You said that was such confidence that you cracked the code.

Doctor, veterinarian. What is it?

So what would a doctor's might give you this to make you feel better?

Medicine. Doctor, veterinarian, medicine.

Doctor, veterinarian, medicine. Erin, you nailed it on the first try. It's Doctor, veterinarian, medicine. Here we go.

I'm sorry everybody.

Here's the next one.

These are hard.

Here's the next one.

We've done two, JBC.

OED. O-E-D, Becky. Look at that butt. OED. O-E-D.

Oral Edible Dice.

Oral Edible.

Orphans.

Oxygen examination daily. OED. Okay, so what? Fuck what? Is hour. First word hour.

That is incorrect. Fuck you. OED. Oh, and I forgot. If at any time you want to yell fuck you to me, you can, you will lose one point. Okay, well, do I get one for free or did I already use mine?

Fuck you.

Adal, just tell me what it is and not get it. No, no, no.

Oh, it's such a weird one. Adal, is this a... Ordinary? No. This is not in the same vein as the Doctor of Veterinary... It's not like an osteopath or something like that, right? It's not a person's title. Is OED a person's title?

It is not. O-E-D. It is a entity or company that makes something very specific. It makes something incredibly specific. It's maybe, it's not the only person that makes this, I don't think, but it's like the, maybe the most well-known. And this is something, the thing they produce is something probably every household has.

Toilet. Orville. Orville. Erenbacher. Erenbacher. Shush. I'm thinking out loud, but it doesn't count.

I wouldn't see a scene. And I forgot to mention that last scene, JPC won. So you get five points for that. So that brings you to four with your negative one. So Erin's at 10 points, JPC's at 4. So this is going to be a scene. I heard JPC mention something about toilets. I heard Erin say Orville. So this is going to be... He was just free associating by dude. This is going to be the Orville brothers, creators of the airplane. And after they have mastered the airplane and they're riding that high, they decide they want to invent a new toilet that does... it's a little bit different than your typical toilet.

Well Christopher, another great day of invention.

And I'm so sorry, this is the Wright Brothers. I said the Orville Brothers.

No, but I was gonna figure it out. Okay. Well, Christopher, another great day of invention. We're not gonna be second place anymore for anything. We'll beat those Wright Brothers one day.

That's right, Mikey. We're gonna beat those Wright Brothers. Oh, I hate those. I hate Orville. Not our last name. The one of the Wright Brothers' first names. Yes, I hate him. I love us.

A crazy coincidence. You know what I think we should invent next?

Something to really rub their faces in it. Speaking of rub their faces in it, why wouldn't we rub their faces in a toilet bowl?

So toilets already exist, but we're going to invent the toilet?

Well, we're going to invent a better version of the toilet. Like airplanes.

Alright, walk me through what will change. Go.

Okay, so you know how mostly what we were trying to do was build airplanes first and the Wright Brothers beat us to that?

Yep.

What about a toilet with wings?

Alright.

And an engine.

Okay.

A motor.

Okay.

Aerodynamics.

Alright.

It's basically an airplane you can ship in.

Oh wait, here they are. Here's the Wright Brothers, those smart sons of bitches. It appears you two are late again. We just invented a toilet that flies.

We call it the flylet, and it's one of the fastest and dirtiest machines ever known to man.

Oh boy, Christopher, what do I do next? Orville and the other Wright brother are here and they're making a mockery of us. Quick, let's invent something right now.

Okay, let's pivot, let's...

That just popped me in the mouth. Wait a second. I'm being awfully corny.

We invented two brothers falling in love with each other. See, see. Outstanding. Erin won that scene, so that brings her up to 15. Damn. JPC has four. So OED, you have five seconds to figure out if you know what this means. Wait, hold on, hold on.

We need one more hit. Dice, drawers, disk, things around your house.

So a hint for you would be this is something you might find in your library. Either the community library or your home library. Something addition.

A decimal system. Keep this as basic as possible. The dictionary. Oxford English Dictionary. Oxford English Dictionary. Oxford English Dictionary.

Erin. Erin, I'm so sorry. Erin rules his rules and so JPC pussed in after hearing you give him the answer on a silver platter. The answer is Oxford English Dictionary. Erin, scream your blessed heart out.

A lot of times people will say to the show like, oh man, I can't believe that you missed this. I can't believe that you didn't respond to the other person saying. What they don't know is that they're hearing a version of our audio that everyone can hear. We're listening to each other on Zoom where once you start talking at a certain level, it just mutes you completely. So we just saw Erin just like screaming and do silence.

She turned and screamed into all her blouses behind her.

Hi Riddle. You will get bored two minutes into turning them into skirts.

I'm already bored. Here we go. This is going to be a lightning round for Acro Nymphomaniacs. Can I ask Adal, is it a lightning round? Because we've only done two and it's taking like 50 fucking minutes. Ding ding ding. I'm going to give you one point for reading the room.

I always read the room.

Here we go. For each one of these, you have exactly three seconds to pause in. If you don't, we hear the answer. We move on. Fuck. How about the acronym EPCOT?

Is it E-P-C-O-T? It is E-P-C-O-T.

Erin is writing it down.

Everyone, don't talk to me for like 12 or 13 minutes.

Every part of the cake. This makes sense because every time I see Erin, she gets excited, she takes out a little notepad, she takes out a pin, she puts it on her tongue, and she writes out five letters, and then she looks at me and says, hello.

Yeah, yeah, I do do that. But Epcot, it's not like, it's not the places. Epcot's not places.

Erin, I'll give you ten points.

Technology?

Erin, I'll give you 10 points if you can confirm for me what you think a lightning round is.

It's when it goes fast, fast, fast.

Pause. Pause. I'm in. Pause. I'm in. Every person can only teach. Okay, you both got it wrong. That's how it stands for... I know this. Okay, Erin. Go ahead. Go ahead. I have to... Erin, I'm so sorry I have to duck you a point.

No! Okay. Okay, fine.

Okay. But Erin, I'll duck you a point, which means I'll give you back your ducked point if you act like a duck for three seconds.

Oh Quack Quack, my buddy.

That's us two boys.

Quack Quack, I'm moving so much under the water but not so much on top.

Great, you got your point back. Thank you. So EPCOT stands for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.

Tomorrow!

How about the acronym Nabisco?

How do you spell, what are the letters in that?

N-A-B-I-S-C-O. Also spelled N-A-B-I-S-C-O. N-A-B-I-S-C-O. N-A-B-I-S-C-O.

Association because I see can openers.

I got it. North American biscuit idiot cock overload.

Between the two of you, you got half of it right. It is a national biscuit company. So N.A. is national, B.I.S. is biscuit, C.O.S.

That's a tricky, tricky thing because three of the letters are one word.

It's not like an initialism. Fuck that.

Oh my gosh.

You guys, you're so right. That was so unfair. Here's what I'm gonna do. You're both at 15 points.

I'm gonna dock you both five points.

I'm not gonna scream fuck you because I know I lose points even though I want to. Well, you couch to fuck you into your hypothetical so you lose a point.

Okay. I thought it pays to be right, Adal. You need to redo the theme song.

Here's the last one. Sure. Oh, that's an acronym for something? It is. It is. Okay, and that stands for Zone Improvement Plan.

I was gonna say zone, but I'm dumb.

Well, Erin, you would have been right.

I'm not dumb. Stop calling me dumb. I'm talking to me.

Erin, you said.

I know, I'm talking to me. Stop calling me dumb, Erin.

Stop interrupting her, Erin.

You stay out of this, JPC. This is between me and her.

I'm sorry, my inner voice is named Erin, so I was yelling at her, who is me.

Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting.

So each one of those was worth 10 points, and somehow at the end of that long round, Erin has 10 points, JPC has 9. Not sure how that happened, but that's the truth. Fuck you. So now we're gonna go to our next segment.

See, he doesn't even care, Adal. I care.

Now we're to our homonyms segment of the show. So what's going to happen is I'm going to give you two hints. These are going to be answers that are two words that are pronounced the same but have two different meanings, which is a homonym. Hey Adal, I'll give you two hints. Me hitting you and then you hitting the floor.

That's not even hints. Adal, don't give him a point please.

It's a homonym. So, for example, a long cry of pain, grief, or anger, and a marine mammal would be a... Dolphin. A whale whale. A moan moan.

But mine was kind of cute and funny.

So, that's how it's going to work. So don't forget to pause in. So for this first one, it's going to be an animal hunted for food and to appeal to God.

Pause.

I believe Erin got it.

Pray Pray.

You're acting so pray pray. That is correct. Ten points to Erin. The next one is to cause liquid to flow from a container and a tiny opening in the skin.

Pause.

Erin?

Pour.

And?

Pour.

You would have lost points. See you, Steve. Here we go. The next one. A probiscus and has information. A probiscus and has information. If you can get one of them, you can easily get the other one.

Nobody knows this? Really?

Nobody knows this?

Nobody knows this. No.

No.

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Oh my god, Adal, Erin, I feel like such a fool. What happened? What did we do? You know how we all thought that these ads were kind of a safe space to talk about, you know, what's going on in our lives and our problems and our issues and kind of talk through them? Well, it turns out these are being broadcast to thousands of people in the middle of our episodes.

Yeah, you're talking into a microphone.

Wait, is that why we're getting paid for these? I know, I'm just as surprised as you guys, but I have landed on something revolutionary that is going to help us out of this pickle that we all find ourselves in and we're all in the same situation.

You know what?

See, I was about to recommend better help, but if you found something... I was about to launch into how I love pickles, because this is an opportunity for me to just rant and rave about what I like. Well, okay. Wait, Erin, what's better help? Oh, do you want to hear about Bradley Better Help Pickers?

No, I don't want to hear about your pickle theory. Why did I say pickles like that? From the South? I don't know.

Well, thank God I'm here because let me tell you about what my thing is and that is Better Help. It's not a crisis line. It's not self-help. It's professional counseling done securely online. This is my favorite kind of way to get therapy because you can send a message to your counselor anytime and they're professionals And it's awesome and you don't have to do that performative one hour of therapy every week. That stressed me the heck out. It's more affordable than traditional offline counseling and financial aid is available.

And BetterHelp will help you with things like, you know, is there something interfering with your happiness, JPC? Is there something preventing you from achieving your goals, JPC? Sorry, I'm mentioning just what's affecting my happiness and affecting me from achieving my goals.

Yeah, and so with better help, not like our ads that go out to thousands of people, everything that you share is confidential, it's convenient, it's professional, and it's affordable, right?

Yeah, and you can start communicating in under 48 hours. That's less than an Eddie Murphy movie.

And it's available worldwide.

Okay, so you're saying that we want people to start living a happier life. And as a listener of our show, you can get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at betterhelp.com slash riddle.

JPC, no 10%. That's too much.

I don't make the rules. I think that they should join over 1 million people who have taken charge of their mental health. Again, that's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash riddle. This is way better than the idea I was going to pitch.

What were you going to say?

I was going to say whisper ads. We just whisper all the ads and so then we can hear the ads if we whisper all the ads.

Okay, I say this every day, but thank God I'm here. What would happen if I wasn't here, everybody?

Oh wait, GBC. Stop whispering. All these birds started landing on you. The birds are my friends.

What happened? I wasn't here.

And we're back with more Money, Money, Money, Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's Hundie Dollie Giveaway based on the book Adal Rifai's H

So if you heard that, listen to the end of the episode where we'll cut that in again.

So that's why it's a bonus.

So at the end of our first two rounds, Erin has 31 points, GPC has 28. And what we're going to do now is I'm kind of, I'm trying to be malleable. I'm trying to be adaptable. I'm sensing that the two of you are not in the head space for straight up questions. So I'm going to give you something that's a little more free form. Thank God.

Oh, is this a modern dance round? I've been waiting for this.

Can we just watch freeform formally, ABC family? There's still going to be some mental prowess sort of flex here, but this is a little more open-ended. So for this one, what's going to happen is these are all things that have to do with syllables. So I'm going to ask you a question and you're going to have to come up with an answer. And I believe for some of these, there's multiple answers. For the first one, there's only one. And you just have to think up what the answer is using syllables. So for the first one, there's only one answer. So we'll get through this hopefully fairly quickly or else I'll say the answer and we'll move on and we'll use this as an example. Question number one, name the only US president with a four syllable last name. There's only one. Uh, woah, four syllables last name. Yep, there's only one.

Oh, I got it. Uh, a Puzz. Great. Uh, Eisenhower? You are correct, it is Eisenhower. Wow.

Good job JPC.

Thanks, I'm a big Dwight D. Eisenhower fan.

And JPC, 10 extra points if you can tell me what the D stood for.

Don't, don't, don't. I knew he was going to do it. Adal, I could have told you. I'm going to give him one point for that. Come on, what even is this place? I can answer dead ass to every question, I guess.

Calm down, David Byrne. So for the next one, you obviously have to still puss in and then give your answer. So for this one, question two, name four fruits with one syllable names. Whoever pusses in first gets the first swing at it. You thought we didn't get hit in the head a bunch this week.

I can't even think of one.

Okay, we'll lower the bar to two. The buzz. Okay, J.P.Z. Pear, grape. Ah, grape. Pear and grape, that is correct. J.P.Z.

gets... Oh, I got two more. Just for bonus, I don't need points.

Erin, I'll give you half points if you get two.

Peach and plum.

Thereby completing the full Joanna Newsome song, Erin, you were correct.

I'm gonna give you... We speak in the store. I'm a sensitive boy.

Okay, I want to see a quick scene. So here's the the confines of this scene. Erin, you are out to dinner with Adal and I's character and you are on this weird new diet where you have to confine what you eat to a certain number of syllables and you're trying to explain the diet to us.

Um, so, God, I feel like I've been talking to you about myself for like 45 minutes already.

Have I been talking too much?

Am I talking too much?

No, no, not at all. We're, I mean, we're curious.

So I know that you're like mid divorce right now and I just don't want to be like taking up too much time at the table.

No, well, it's good. I mean, he can wait. I'll sign the papers in just a minute here.

Okay. Oh yeah, you're... Okay.

I'm taking a break.

Totally, totally. And I know how you're like, you're kind of like Mrs. Doubtfiring in between the two things. Like he's also at a table in this restaurant and you're changing your clothes and running over here.

I spread myself a little thin. I'm Mrs. Doubtfiring 14 different scenarios.

Carol, no!

Carol, 14 in one restaurant.

Yeah, it's my new record. Wait, is that why there's so many people sitting alone waiting for someone to come back from the bathroom at this restaurant?

You're dead on. And here's what's going on. I'm not only the waiter. I'm not only the chef. I'm not only everyone's date in the room. I'm not only myself being here. I'm also that table over there. Oh my gosh.

There's food on the ground, Carol. I'm also...

I'm also the Parmesan Chicken.

It was delicious! People are starving!

Uh-huh. I'm also a half-finished pitcher of Pepsi.

No, Carol! You were doing so well. You were going to meetings. I thought you had kicked this. I can't stop.

And that's why we're getting divorces. I can't stop around the house. I'll just start Mrs. Doubtfiring into everything. I play my own kids. I start to befriend them as other kids in school. Carol! But I'm so much bigger than the other kids and the teacher immediately.

You have fake mustache burn on your upper lip.

Oh Carol. We'll tell us about your diet.

So anyways, I'm only eating things that have four syllables and that's why I'm blowing. Okay, that was a happy accident. Can I tell you guys a quick story of the hardest time I ever laughed with my mom?

Sure. Yes, but Erin, for every 30 seconds this takes you will lose one point.

Wow, what a good precedent to set. When the lady talks, she will lose the game if the lady is too mouthy.

I mean, you get 100 points for being a woman.

Okay, so my mom and I were coming back from an orthodontist appointment. I was probably 12 or 13. And we stopped at this restaurant, I think in Quincy. It's definitely not there anymore. But we pulled up and this woman was the receptionist, or not the receptionist, what is it? Hostess. And was like, I'll take you to your seats. And then she ran over and we were like, this place is really empty. And she put on an apron. And then she went, hi, I'll be your waitress today. Like she wasn't just our hostess and didn't say hello to us. and then it took us an hour and fifteen minutes to get our food because she was the only one there that day but the craziest part is she wasn't acknowledging any of it and kept pretending to be the different people as if we wouldn't notice and we were crying laughing.

That's outstanding.

Yeah, I told my mom that we should go in and cross the employees must watch hands and then just cross it off the S at the end of employees because there was one woman there and she wasn't even like, sorry guys, I'm the only one here today. She was like, and now I'm the chef. Like she thought we wouldn't do this. Was she cooking too?

She was doing all the cooking as well?

Yeah. I think that there was maybe one dude back there, but she was like doing the prep work for him.

Oh my God. It was crazy. This I love.

Five points for Erin. My mom's going to love that. Our favorite day.

So we're going back into Syllable County here. So now I need you to name at least two types of trees or wood that have two syllable names.

Now I can think of only one syllable. Oak, fir, pine, fuck, pong, fuck, birch.

Hold on, hold on. Erin, was that fuck directed at me?

No, not to use, at JPC.

And of course if you direct a fuck at JPC, that's an extra point.

Oh, yay.

Direct a fuck at JPC. Please.

It's Christmas time, sir. Direct a fuck at me.

Play, sir. Won't you spit in my hair, sir? You there, sir. You there, boy. What day is today?

I know that it is easy for you at home to think of trees, but when, you need money this bad.

Wait, now Adal- So trees or woods, yes. So I guess I gotta ask, can I say like Douglas fir and does that count? Cause it's got, it is fir, which is one, but if you do the proper name- That does not count, so you shouldn't be giving the trees first name. No, not like proper name, just like the- Please Erin.

I got it. Puzz.

You have to say Puzz.

Puzz. Erin. Willow and Apple.

Erin ding ding ding you are correct. I also would have accepted Adler, Aspen, Boxwood, Cedar, Cherry, Chestnut, Cypress, Dogwood, Maple, Olive, Pecan, Poplar, Redwood, Rosewood, and Walnut. Wait, I'm sorry, I'm ordering a salad.

You sound like you're a child naming fake fairies in the woods. Adler, Aspen, Boxwood, Cedar, Cherry, Chestnut,

You sound like you're Gwyneth Paltrow naming her children.

She absolutely has a child named... This is my son, Chestnut. This is Pekin. Here we go. Last question in the syllable round. This is going to be name... Let's say three. Name three world countries that have two syllable names.

Hey Riddle. Uh, uh, Puzz. Uh, Puzz.

Yes, Erin was Puzzing in first.

Japan, China, Mali.

Okay.

Um... Canadian.

I don't see Mali on this list.

Okay, well then it won't count. Give me another one. I will do another... Pause.

And I'm sad to say I don't know enough about Molly to know if it's a country or like, you know, something else.

Uh, J.B.C. Well, I was going to say China, Russia, England, but if you're not going to accept... England's not on this list either. Well, because maybe it's Great Britain would be... England. So, England.

Gather Round Children. Mali is a country in West Africa. It's sort of in like the little curve part, but it is landlocked and it doesn't touch the ocean. But it's there and it's way bigger than I thought it would be.

That's the saddest thing I've never heard that said before, but now I think the saddest thing in the world is to say a country doesn't touch the ocean.

Guess what? The country of Mali will never see the ocean.

I'm sorry Erin, but the country of Mali is the official name, is the Republic of Mali. So that's like 10 syllables.

Maybe but what's on the list here?

Ghana. It's north of Ghana.

Aaron, say that one again.

Ghana.

North. You just won.

Oh my god, I won. Also, I didn't realize that Molly was there. I knew it was in Africa and I thought it was further north, east of that, so I'm learning.

I want to see a scene. The two of you are...you spent all of your lives growing up in, I don't know, fucking Arkansas or in some state that doesn't touch the ocean. And now you're finally at the ocean and the two of you are on Molly.

I'm more afraid than I thought I would be.

No, no, no. I mean, I feel... I feel what we're supposed to feel here. It's like... It's like togetherness and... Shark Monsters.

I'm thinking about all the bodies that have been in the water, shipwrecks, other such things. I'm thinking about that and I'm thinking about those fish that have the lamps on their head.

Hell no. Those things are taking the bodies of the pirates and the mobsters and whatnot to the Great Beyond. They're the guides and they're saying, come with me Blackbeard and Tony Alfredo and we're going to go to the Great Beyond.

Did you ever see that Jason Statham movie, the Meg?

I'm gonna stop you right there. I've seen every Jason Statham movie there is. I've seen Crank. I've seen Crank 2. I've seen The Transporter. That's not him. Wait, no it is. Yeah, it's him. It's Statham. He's bald and he's in charge. And I saw the Meg.

Do you think that anything like the Meg could really exist in real life? A shark dinosaur that big?

Absolutely. That's a megalodon. A megalodon could exist in real life now. Being a simple country folk and being from a landlocked place, I'm not too familiar and too keen on seeing one of them megalodons, so why don't we get back on the helicopter and go artsy?

Wait, I see one right now!

Oh my god. Look at that. Look at that toothy motherfucker.

Oh wait, he's walking up to us.

Oh, here it is.

Hello.

You want to go megalodon? Excuse me? I'll fucking whip your ass, big jungle fish.

I think that this is just a little boy and we're on Molly.

No, you're a prehistoric shark and I'm gonna kill you. Very nice. So there's no winner of this scene because the winner of that scene was the producers of the crank franchise. But JPC, I'm gonna give you one point for transforming into JP Riddles at the very end there. Please, the crank chise. I feel like I haven't been keeping proper score because I've been laughing and goofing, but I feel like the score right now is Erin 52, JPC 50, and we're going to go into our next round. So for this one, it's going to be famous kind of sayings or proverbs, but they're going to be, and I feel like we've done this before with like movie titles or taglines, but they're going to be put in the blender and kind of mixed up or said in a different way, right? So famous sayings or proverbs, but the wording is much different and you have to kind of suss out what the saying is based on what's going on. They're blended or they're mixed up. They're blended or mixed up. Great. Not that they're out of order. They're just being phrased differently.

It's a movie quote smoothie.

Uh, but they're not movie quotes. They're proverbs. So for the first one, I think this will give you a good idea of what's happening. Got it. The first one is devotion compels the earth to spin on its axis. That's a famous, very famous phrase saying proverb.

I love you like, at the end of the day, I love you. And at the end of the day, I love you.

At the end of the day, let's go. This is not what I thought it was. This isn't the words that are out of order. These are different words.

No, sorry. Okay. When I say put in a blender, I just mean that it's, not that it's jumbled up, but it's... Puz. Yes?

Love makes the world go round.

Ding, ding, ding. Love makes the world go round. That is correct. Okay.

It's money. Money makes the world go round.

I am only familiar with the Eve 6 definition of a blender, which is... When I put my tender, heart in a blender, watch it spin around till a beautiful oblivion, rendezvous, then I'm through with you.

That's correct. Two points for JPZ.

Does anyone want any of my coats?

That Eve 6 guy is on Twitter right now and he was like, he tweeted something like, what if the shittiest poem you wrote when you were a kid went double platinum?

I saw that.

I saw that. Their account is like legit funny. Oh, it's very funny. Okay, here we go. Here's the next one. Giggling and guffawing is the finest pharmaceutical product. Plus...GBC. Laughter is the best medicine.

That is correct. Yes, that's what giggling is.

Then why does this show make me sick to my fucking stomach? Riddle me that. Hey Riddle Riddle Riddle me that asshole.

Hey Erin. Earth to Erin. You're so sick all the time because I keep feeding you slugs.

Okay, fine. I'm so sick all the time because I keep doing skateboard tricks.

I do apologize. You both lose two points for losing your mind. That's fair. That's fair. Hey, good point boss.

We deserve it. Yeah boss. Good point boss.

So you're both at 60 points. Here we go. Last one. There is no function in whipping an expired Appaloosa.

Puzz. Puzz.

JBC.

You're freaking beating the horse to death and the horse is already dead my man.

Hey Riddle. Um, so here's what I want to see. I want to see a scene. Um, the two of you are horses. Um, you're on a farm and you have heard the, um, you have heard your owners or the, the people who, um, who have procured you. You have heard them use the phrase, don't beat a dead horse. And you have totally taken it, uh, it literally, and now it is kind of nighttime. The farmers have gone to bed and you're terrified and you're having this discussion for the first time.

I'm packing. I'm packing. I'm just going to pack. I'm just going to pack and then we're going to go.

Where are you going to go? It's all fence. It's all fence around here. Where are you going to go?

Where are we going to go? Where are we going to go? I don't want you to die.

Are you kidding me? I'm standing right here. I'm standing right here.

What are you going to do?

If they catch me running off with you, they're going to find me, they're going to beat me, and then they're going to kill me, and then they're going to go to work on me. Because that's what he said. He said there's no death too good for you horse.

I'm sorry. I let that motherfucker pound metal onto the bottom of my feet. Now it doesn't hurt, so we think.

But, come on, I mean I gave everything to him.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, what if we just go, huh? What if we just go and see the ocean and I don't know. Do it, live in a cabin, live off the grid. Come on, let's just go.

What if we dick? What if we dick?

Dick?

Yes.

That's the one thing I know we're bad at.

I got a poster hanging up in the barn and every night for the past 10 years I've been chipping away a little bit. Oh, you know what? Fuck me. I just did a hole in the barn. That's not it.

That's a hole in the barn. That's a great escape.

That was one of my favorite scenes we've ever done. You both get a hundred points.

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Do you think the great escape would be a good musical?

It might be. I've never seen it before. That's Steve McQueen.

Yeah, you should watch it.

I think you'd enjoy it. I've never seen a single Stephen McQueen movie. I thought JPC was referencing Shawshank with the Raquel Welch poster. JPC I'll give you an extra point or I'll let you both take a shot at it. Five points to whoever makes the funniest Shawshank Redemption title but using horses.

Wait, I'm sorry, what's this game?

So the movie is the Shawshank Redemption, but you have to repurpose the title to make it starring horses.

A straw shank saddles and horses. Redemption.

Hey Riddle It's all a fence. I feel like that's a shirt. It's all a fence. It's all a fence.

Today, I looked up popular nicknames. People call their dogs to see how many of our nicknames for Lou were original. And I saw one that I liked. Do you want to hear it?

Yeah. Yes.

Salvador Doggy.

Aww.

That's it.

Yeah. Is that really a nickname? That's a long walk to Doggy.

I feel like it should be Labrador Dolly.

Okay, that's great. See? So, yeah.

Or saliva dog dolly.

Okay, we'll see. You should work for this website. Can I quickly read these to you?

Wait, are you looking on Adalrifai.com? That's me. Erin, that's me.

I'm going to read these so fast and then you can just tell me which one you like the best. Ready?

Okay, thanks.

Bark Twain, Choo Barka, Julius Caesar, Franz Ferdinand, Harry Potter, Jimmy Choo, Kareem Abdul-Jabark, Mary Puppins, which I thought I came up with. It turns out I didn't. The Notorious DoG, Orville Reddenbarker, Aussie Pawsborn, Prince of Barkness, Salvador Doggy, Santa Paws, Sarah Diska Barker, Sherlock Bones, Winnie the Poodle, and Wolf, Wolfgang Puck.

My favorite is Vincent Dognofrio.

Very good.

I like Bark Twain the best, but of course his real name was Bark Clemens. Gemma and I will call, brisket and fries, it's all interchangeable. We'll call them like scrambles, or like bongo, or like... Scrambles. I'll call brisket biscuit. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. And I know JPC on Billbuds you mention all the names you call spaghetti. I love that dog. That dummy.

A lot of the times they just say dummy or idiot.

That's what I called myself, but then I yelled at me so I'm not going to do that anymore. We go with the classics, Professor Puppinsud's or Mrs. Lanningham, which is the secretary from the West Wing.

Professor Poppins adds his hands down the best. Well, that's what we gave her a bath. We're coming to a close here. The tally at the moment is 105 to 105, so it's anyone's blame. Okay. So we have two more segments. For this next one, this is going to be, we'll give it about a minute or maybe a minute and a half. What's going to happen is I'm going to ask you both, and there's no buzzing in, so this is just kind of scream them out, scream them if you got them.

Scream them out, scream them out.

And it's one point per, and I'll try and keep tally, so scream them out, but also make sure you give me time to write them down. Gotcha. To tally the points, I mean. For this, we're going to try and list as many famous people with the first name George. Go.

George Clooney.

George Harrison.

George Jetson. George of the Jungle.

Help.

George Orwell. George Bush, George W. Bush.

George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., George... I said both of those before. No, he didn't. He didn't. I'm gaslighting you. Uh, George... Stop. Stop. Stop. George Stephanopoulos.

Stop. Stop. We're canceling this round.

No, why? What did I do wrong? What did I do?

You got one point, JPC then got like 20, and you just went, you just went, help.

You know what? I was falling down a hole and I didn't know what to do.

I'm actually crying. Although you could have been saying help based off George Harrison.

No, I just needed help. Help.

Aaron, I'm going to give you, I believe, I heard you say George Takai.

Yeah.

So for that round, from what I heard, and forgive me if this is incorrect, but I was laughing my fucking brains out. Aaron got two points that round. I'm going to give her a point for help as well. That's fair. That's fair. Erin got three points and JPC got six. Okay. So there we go. And here we go. This is our final round. So the score right now is Erin has 108 points. And JPC has 111. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

What happened to me?

Okay, now we're tied. Hold on, we're now tied. JPC, why do you do this to yourself? JPC has wisely used his points to make it a close game.

Wait, what's your new name again? You're a self-saboteur. How many time ads do I still have? Hey Riddle Riddle.

So you both are going to rap a song. I'm going to give you a topic and you'll do a rap on it. There's no sort of set time length or number of bars or anything you have to spit. It's just whenever you feel like you have beat the other person or produced enough rap to win the game. Maybe what I'll do is I'll give you two topics and you can choose just because I know Erin before you have gotten a little

Do you want to go first or second?

Whatever you prefer.

I'll go first then and then you can you can take us home. So your game to win.

Excellent.

Great. So JPC your rap can be about one of these two things. Okay. Either being a vegetarian. Sure. Or first dates.

Hmm, which one do I know more about? Been a vegetarian for like 18 years. Haven't been on a first date. Three years. Hmm. I'll take a vegetarian please. Great. Whenever you're ready. Yo, they say gravy. It's gotta be meat. But I say take that to the street and toss it in the gutter. No, I did not fucking stutter. If you want a recipe for some vegetarian gravy, follow JPC. And let me spit it like this. First, you gotta make a roux. That's butter and flour, and it's just for you. Heat it up in a pot. Stir it till it gettin' soft. Once it's golden, golden bread. Erin, come on. That's a fuckin' delay of game. Let me get back into my rhyme. Once it's golden, golden brown, take some stock, concentrate, add it to some water. Eight steps later, you're gonna eat some graters. Then you stir it all up and add it back to the pot. Now lower the heat just a bit. Cool it down. You're about to have yourself some gravy brown. That's the color. It will be thicken it up. Pour it on your pee-ness. That's right, vegetarians burn themselves with hot gravy on the dicks. And if you want to stop eating meat, you're gonna have a hot gravy dick.

Boom.

Yeah, nice one. Thank you. Thank you. JBC, might I suggest that at some point in the near future you start a YouTube channel which is you wrapping recipes and it's called Rapacies?

Yes, absolutely. You can suggest that and you can follow Rapacies right now. Twitch.tv. I don't know, that might look weird and exciting.

Don't do it, don't do it. I genuinely thought it was being helpful and I'm so sorry. No, no worries, Erin.

Just real quick, just so we're all on the same page, Erin is about to rap for daddy, and JPC at any point during her rap, you can scream too.

No! Okay fine, that's fair.

And that can be the number two, T-O-O-T-O, whatever you feel. I don't think I'll need it, but I thank you for giving it to me. Erin, are you ready? Yes. You have to rap for daddy, and the two subjects you can choose between, dogs or Good dogs.

I'll go with dogs.

Okay, whenever you're ready.

Nice. Now listen up while I give you a holler. I'm talking about the thing that wear a collar. I like animals. I'm trying not to hog, but I want a hundred dogs. Uh, no, I don't want the things that pair. I want the things that are covered with fur, which are also cats, but I'm not talking about cats. I'm talking about dogs. Um, shut up. Help. Um, two. I did it for you. Um, uh, number two. Okay, um, don't, I cannot be interrupted. Um, um, uh, shut up, shut up. Uh, okay, I got this. Um, um, uh, uh, um. I go to the dog park with my buds and I bring professor pup and suds because she's a puppy and I love her too. Sometimes I cry, sometimes I weep when I think about her being put to sleep. pet your dog every single day like that one day they'll go away your dog is gonna die at one point or another so hug him every day like he's your precious little brother I'm sorry about reminding everyone that their dog is gonna die but sometimes I cry just thinking about it

Oh my god. May I go?

May I be excused from the episode?

This meal might just be your last. Everyone will die eventually. Okay.

May I be excused from this episode please? I would like to wash my hands.

I feel like next episode where you record your parents going to be in attendance. Like, hey we want to talk to you about Erin's podcasting. It's like a PTA meeting. Oh my god.

I kind of did okay at the end there. I made it make sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Erin, I was gonna let you win, but your self-awareness is zero. Come on, no, no, no, no, no.

I think you made it real there at the end, Erin, like a Macklemore rapper. You're a rapper like Macklemore's a rapper.

I never said F-U to Adal, so I feel like that's something.

That's fair. That's fair.

JBC, quickly say it. Quickly so I can win.

Please, JBC. So, Erin, you are going to win this rap battle, but not for the reasons you think.

Why did I win? Well, I don't know.

It might be for the reasons that she thinks. Um, because that was the sweatiest rap I've ever heard in my life.

I was just, so I was just thinking how sweaty I got when I was doing it. That's so crazy.

What showed? Erin? It showed. It wasn't a secret. I love, I love Erin's style of rapping. Instead of like, uh, or like, come on, or like, uh, like yelling the year, I love that Erin's is, no, no, shut up, shut up, shut up.

I would love it for a super confident freestyler to just be like, help, help, help, help. Like when they're breathing, like in their offbeats.

Help, help. MC Panic. So Erin, you win the rap battle, that is 100 points to you, so the final score is 208 to 108. Anybody's game. Nope, that's the final score. Anybody's ball game at this point. So Erin, I'm going to mail you a blank check.

You fill it in for what you feel like you deserve for winning that round.

And thank you both so much for playing Money, Money, Money, Puzzies, Puzzies, Puzzies. It pays to be right. Adal Rifai's Honey Dollie Giveaway based on book attitude. My life in Riddies and Puzzies. Uncle Adal writes a check.

JPC is a consolation prize you get to plug or promote whatever you like first.

Well, Erin maybe gets this blank check, but I am doing a movie with Tone Loke. So I guess we'll both have our own little blank checks. Tone Loke, of course, was in the 1984 movie. Funky Comodina. Funky Comodina. Okay, so things that I would like to plug. If you're listening to this, you know what? Head on over to my Twitch channel. It's twitch.tv slash sharkbark. When I stream most days, you wouldn't believe the number of times people come into the Twitch channel and say, I was just listening to a Hey Riddle Riddle episode. So baby, I know it works. I know it's driving that traffic over to that Twitch channel. So come on, hang out, say hi, give me a follow. If you have Amazon Prime and you feel bad about that because of Jeff Bezos, then give me your Prime sub. You can give that to me every month, and old JPC will appreciate it. And that's the only thing that I gotta plug, so I'll kick it on over to my friend, Erin, who did a wonderful job winning today's contest. Erin, what do you have to plug?

Your dog's gonna die. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna lunch back into that. So like Adal and JPC before me, I was recently on the Gunquill State Park podcast and I had the best time of having a really hard day and I laughed so hard. It's a blast and you should just check it out anyway because it is really really fun and Adal and JPC have episodes on it and I listened to the It's our one that's really great and the Ryan Ashford one that's really great. So check it out. I think you'll enjoy it if you like our show and it's really, it's a nice easy listen.

So check out my episode on that. Do you guys remember what your names were on that podcast? Oh yeah. Mine stuck with me forever because I just came up with it in the moment and it's one of the most JPC names that I've ever come up with and it's just Rick Plates.

Rick Plates. Oh, I know mine. Adal, you came up with Tiffany Key Largo for me recently that I used on the John Mackey livestream, which is my favorite fake name I've ever had until I was Lily Outrageous. On the Guncole State Park podcast and my whole thing is I'm suing the park because I got engaged there and it didn't work out.

Lily Outrageous sounds like someone who would scream for a manager or sue a park. Outstanding. So for my plugs this week, I was on two different podcasts I want you to check out. Their first one is called the Hollywood Cast Connection. It's sort of a six degrees of separation game with some fun bits in between. So check that out. And I was also on a D&D podcast called Filling in the Gaps. So please check out those two shows. That brings us to the end of the show, Erin and JPC, for an additional hundred points. JPC, this could bring you to a tie. Oh my God. I want this so bad. What is The largest planet in the universe.

Paz, Neptune, fuck you, bye. No, I lost!

God damn it!

It's a place that rhymes with plupider. It's a planet. And I'll call it a Jupiter. I'll call Jupiter. Adal!

Bye forever.

Jupyter, fuck you, suck my dick. I joke on it, I yell my dick.

Hey Cookies and Monsters. If you like that, you're going to love this week's Patreon. Adal takes us to Apathy Avenue. You can listen to that at Hey Riddle Riddles Patreon by going to patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle and joining the Clue Crew for $5 or the Review Crew for $8. See you there!

That was a hate gun podcast.