Which Riddle Riddle?

The doctor was the mother.

He stood on a block of light.

Hey Erin. What's up? Do you know how to tell in prison if someone's killed someone?

Does it look like I do?

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Thank you, Charlie.

I said Bosley.

Yeah, but that's sort of fun.

What's fun? That's a hair growth thing for men, correct? Bosley is hair growth for men. Mm-hmm.

Or?

Or Basil. Or dogs. My dog wears a toupee, famously.

Where? Where? Because dogs are covered in hair.

Dogs are covered in hair everywhere but their butts. They're like baboons in that way. And I'm JPC. Did we say our names yet?

I'm Erin. Oh, I'm Erin Poppins. Okay, thanks.

Erin Poppins? That's fun. That can be your character.

I'm Adal Rifai, and I'm Erin Poppins, and we are all on IOSCA. Did Bosley say, listen up angels? That feels aggressive. Bosley had a few catchphrases. Number one, listen up angels. Number two, shut up women. I fucking said listen up. Number three, shut up women. Number four. I get paid 10 more times than you do. 10 more times. 10 more times. Not 10 times more. No, no, no. There's 26 pages a year and I get 36. I get paid equal amount. It's just divvied up because I don't know how, I don't budget well.

Not 10 times more, 10 more times. 10 more times.

10 more times.

I get 36 pages a year, you get 26, that's, I just get.

Hush, hush little girls. There's another case for you to do.

I wish gender pay inequality was as simple as men get paid 10 more times than women do.

For a woman, for what a woman makes. Erin, if you were a Charlie's Angel, what would be, because I think they each have their own skill set, right?

Yeah.

Like one is like on the ground in disguises, and one is like weapons, and one is like computer typing. Did you say on the ground in disguises? On the ground in disguise. Because trees are birds. If I just said in disguise, people would be like, oh, she's flying in disguise. So I have to clarify, on the ground in disguise. That's also JetBlue's tagline. JetBlue, on the ground, in disguise. So what JetBlue does is they Truman Show you where they have you sit in the plane, they run painted cardboard past the windows where it looks like you're flying.

I'll say it, we gotta stop talking about the Truman Show on this podcast.

Never will, never will. We gotta start talking about ed TV. Erin, what would be...

I think I would be the one who knows the exact right mean thing to say. Mean thing? The meanest thing you can say at any given moment. I would be like, say this.

I was going to say mine would be like, at times I'm passive aggressive, but then 90% of the time I just get walked all over. And that's my power.

So you're on the ground.

I'm on the ground getting walked all over, in disguise. Japes, what would be your... weapons expert?

Thanks for watching.

So describe this gun in front of you. Okay, so this is chewing gum. This is chewing gum. Chewing gum. This is the only gun that you can blow bubbles with.

Bazooka? Like a bazooka bubble?

Erin, very good. Hello.

Great eye. I brought my brain.

Great eye, yes. This is a bazooka. And it shoots in short cinnamon bursts.

Yep. I'm sorry, cinnabursts. Cinnabursts. Erin would you like to give me another weapon?

Hi Riddle.

Bo, this is a boa nero. This shoots boa constrictor snakes.

And let me hand you this. This is a kit katana.

Okay, great. So this is actually four katanas. And as you break them off, they go down in size from a wakazafi to a tanto.

This is just a big old rock.

This is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. This is a star of Spillman's screen. He's one of the highest paid actors in the entire world.

And can you show us some of the, because famously you do Twix boxing. Can you show us some of the moves in Twix boxing? Like what makes Twix boxing?

Yes, actually what I do is be Twix boxing. So it's boxing in between matches. We'll do my thing. That's not the game that we're playing, but Twix boxing. So after a boxing round where they go to their quarters, I sneak up a hide and punch up as hard as I can in the head, then they have to go back and do more boxing.

And here's a knife.

That's not a knife, that's a spoon, Simpsons. And see. That's a knife, this is a knife. So that was JPC's weapons corner, which is a great segue because we're actually going to be talking about me a lot this episode. Oh, and you're on a segue. Yes. You see that little thing outside the parking lot? That kid? Hey kid, get off my segue. Sorry. Thank you. Good eye. No, I was talking about the segue. That's mine. That's what I'm riding around town in.

You're moving fast today, both of you. I don't know if I can keep up. I'm out of breath 20, 10 times behind you. Can't keep up.

We're all sitting down talking.

Let's just say before this episode, Japes and I were in the bathroom hattering our noses. We're drunk.

We're both wearing, let's just say, a lot of foundation and mascara and heavy makeup. And we do not leave the house without heavy makeup. You're in disguise. We're on the ground in disguise. Yeah, we're on the ground in disguise.

So we're talking about you a lot this episode?

We are going to be talking about me a lot because I'm going to be playing O-M-P. The old man, puzzles himself, is back in action. JPC, your old boy, your old friend, your old boyfriend.

Chiboy.

It's Chiboy. It's your ex-boyfriend, JPC.

When did we date and when did you and Adal date?

2007 to 2009. 2009 to 2007. What's the movie with the... Benjamin Button. Benjamin Button. I Benjamin Button dated you. There was no answer to that that I wouldn't have accepted.

And tell them why we broke up.

I turned into a baby. I turned into a baby. I've actually never seen that movie. Has anyone ever seen that movie? Of course. You have? Of course.

It was a huge hit.

It was a cultural touchstone, but I felt like it wasn't something that you had to see because you got it from just... Don't touch down.

How old were you when that movie came out?

Let's figure that out. Okay, that movie came out in 2011.

You were an anarchist and you just didn't think anything was important in pop culture.

I just was not... I don't think I was interested in the subject matter or Brad Pitt's career. What did it get on Rotten Tomatoes?

Wanna guess?

Yeah, 87.

That's probably a really good guess.

It got a bushel.

Yeah, I would have guessed 87. I would guess in the B plus grade.

I guess 74.

Really? Yeah, I don't know. It had to have gotten a B. I just don't think it got above 90 because I don't think that it was, by the way, it was 2008 and it got a 71. What did I say? I don't know. 74. Great.

I just fucking congratulate you.

You did it. We all went over though. So yeah, 71, I wasn't interested in seeing in 2008. I wasn't interested in seeing 71s at the time. I was only interested in those 90 plus, baby. And dating 10s. Yeah, dating 10s and blowing twos. Blowing poops.

You dated the 10 man, right? Yeah, I dated the 10 man. Dorothy's old friend, the 10 man.

Yeah. And let me tell you, fucking coward. How much time in that movie is he a baby?

Is he a little baby?

Hey Riddle Riddle.

Well anyway, I don't want to talk about that fucking movie, nobody watched it, didn't win any Oscars, and it was bad. I got something very special in store for you. Do you two remember our mutual friend, Pat Connelly, our world newscast mate, friend of the show, friend of a friend?

We did riddles from him a few months ago.

Now Erin, I'm glad that you brought that up.

Pat?

Pat's here. It sort of sounds like Randy Newman after he got his wisdom teeth out.

It's my notes.

Pat sent in some riddles to the show in his special Patrick Connelly style, and then he sent some more in. And we're not going to do those. We're going to do this from the blue book that we all fucking hate. It has all the bad riddles in it. All the car values? We're going to do it from a Kelly blue book. All right, your first riddle, 1997 Centra. Ooh, I got to say, Nissan Centra. $3,700? It's a good price for us. No, so we have another segment, and we are going to call this segment, Grandpa Admires Lads.

Oh, okay. Now I'm remembering them. So couch within grandpa remembers lads.

No, admirers, grandpa admires lads. Oh, that's, I don't want to do this. Because they're pads anagram riddles, and that's an anagram for pads anagram riddles.

I don't want to hear that phrase again.

Well, hey, Pat fucking wrote it, that'd be, if you want to send him emails, don't send him an old JPC.

I guess, hold on, I guess, to be fair, lads does not, in my head, lads is like kids, but lads could be, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It could be a ladder.

It could be 40-ish. It could be a gentleman of a certain age, versus like, in my head, I was like kids.

An admiration does not necessarily have anything nefarious to it. You would admire it. The way I admire it. A trophy horse. That's Nefarious. Nothing sexual about the way I look at a horse.

Speaking of Nefarious, that would be a really good name for a horse.

Nefarious?

And Nefarious is pulling ahead, and now he's won. I thought other people would jump on that and maybe finish that bit.

Here comes Nefarious, woo, and he wins by mustache. Twirling mustache. Twirling mustache comes in a close second place. And second place comes in third.

Fourth place is Meet Joe Black MEAT. And here comes the fifth element. And the sixth man. Sixth sense comes in last. And the seventh samurai. Followed by... Eight is enough.

That jockey just drank it. Ain't the vodka he's so upset. Eighth place.

Oh, and here comes Eleven from Stranger Things. She's on the track. She's as star, so she does what the fuck she wants. Followed by Twelfth Night and Thirteenth Assassin.

Oh, there's twelve angry men following right behind them. That's the name of the fourteenth place, Hoi. Oh, and one man doesn't have his classes.

27 dresses. Good night everybody! 50 post dates. You know, racing. Hey, can we please do some of these puddles? Yeah, let's do some puddles. Okay, so these are from our good friend, Pad.

Can you remind me of the format of these?

So they're paddles. So I was when I was saying grandpa admirer's lads because they're anagram riddles. So inside of the riddle, it's all the same as last time, Pad says the- Anagram? Me say anagram walkers? Can I walk out? You sure? Anagram Skywalker? That's ruined a couple people's careers. You sure? But you'd get a cool documentary made about you. The answer is hidden as an anagram somewhere in the riddle. And if you need an extra clue, just ask for the titles, which are hints in and of themselves. Poefect. Poefect. Start. Um, oh, and, uh, uh, Pat has plugs, uh, but, of course, I'll put the plugs up.

You can't tell. He wears them well.

He wears them well. You can't tell he wears them well. Bosley. Uh... Bosley, hair for dogs. Hair plugs for dogs. Hair your head? Blades of the air. Bosley. What is this show?

You're gonna like the way you dog it.

I'm not part of this.

I'm not part of this. Pat also lists and plugs. We'll try to get to them if we have time. Sure. I can't. I can't imagine that we're going to get to those. I can't right now. I can't right now. Do you guys get this at all? I literally can't even. I can't even. I can't even. Erin?

I can't even.

Thoughts?

I can't even. I can only odd.

This is a warm up and a walk on. We need a break from all these riddles and puzzles. I know what this show needs. Come in, pervs.

Come in, pervs. So it's a couple words or anagrams, not all of them. Yes. We need a walk on. Come in, pervs.

And I did say the title of it is Time for a Warm Up and a Walk On. His warm up has a title which confused me, but so that is the title of this warm up and it's also, I guess, kind of a... A clue.

Based on context clues, I want to say Brett Lyons, but I don't think he would do that.

What word in here is an anagram for Brett Lyons?

Perv. Well, it's more of a one-to-one.

Yeah, yeah. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of what an anagram is, but it works. So remember, some of the words in here are anagrams for the answer to this riddle. We need a break from all these riddles and puzzles. I know what this show needs. Come in, pervs. Come in pervs. Merv? Yes. Griffin. Merv Griffin. But remember, come in pervs is an anagram to the answer to the riddle that I just read.

Improv.

Improv. No. I should write this down. Improv scene. I want to see a scene. I want to see a scene. Come in pervs.

I saw a scene today. I like to see a scene of JPT playing a doggy.

I like the come in pervs also sounds like a classic set up line to like the, all right, get into my office.

It sounds like a Chevy Chase movie from like the eighties. Come in pervs.

Come in pervs. Come in next November.

Come in pervs. Well, the way you sounded sounds better. Come into a perv near you.

We mean theater.

Coming on a perv near you.

Okay, you ready for the first actual riddle here? Yes. Got it. I'm not going to make you guys do scenes where you are pervs, because that's every scene that you would do. You all are pervs. Here's your riddle. These aren't on the menu as the catch of the day, but they're brought by the waiter if you don't want to pay. These aren't the pieces of a tall Jenga tower, but knock it over on purpose and they'll turn game sour. They might help a lawyer trying to get off his guy, and you're certain to find them if you're caught in a lie.

He may help a lawyer get off his guy. I'm not going to touch that. Yeah.

With a 10 foot pole. You're a mean one. Mr. Grinch. You missed them?

I miss, I just miss them. I'm just home to them.

You want to see them again? They've grown. They have a beard now. So the last two sentences are, they might help a lawyer trying to get off his guy and you're certain to find them if you're caught in a lie.

I want to see a scene. JPC, you are going to be the Grinch. Okay. Erin, you're going to be Cindy Lou Who. I might pop in as Tony the Tiger. Sure. Narrating. And this is like five years after the movie. And this is like a fifth Christmas together. Gotcha.

Mr. Grinch?

Please, call me Ned. Cindy, we're married. The Grinch had a new name.

Okay, we're married. Sure. But Mr. Grinch.

Because in the original you were... let's say you were 16. I was six. Team.

No, just a child.

You can't attract me to make this right.

Um, Mr. Grinch?

Okay, well 16 years has passed. You're arrested. No. Mr. Grinch. No, you're 22. You're arrested. Hypothetically. How old's the Grinch though? Six. Timeless. Yeah, but also like, he could just be young.

So I'm 22. Sure. Mr. Grinch? And I'm like 31. Okay, Mr. Grinch, still not great.

So it's weird, but not...

Bad.

Mr. Grinch.

Half your age plus four. Plus seven. Seven? Sorry.

Mr. Grinch? Yeah. Do you believe in the Christmas spirit?

What do you mean? Like ghosts?

No, not like Christmas carol spirits. I just mean like the spirit of Christmas. I've always believed in it, but for this year it's really hard for me to have Christmas cheer.

Wait, why? Why is it hard for you to have Christmas cheer? You're the cheeriest person I know. It's what I love about you.

Well, sometimes the who's down in Whoville. I've been seeing the Lorax.

Enter the Lorax. Well, I don't want to get anyone in trouble. But it's true what she says. I've been giving her my Lorax bubble.

He's not done.

I...finger and lick. And Pran and I pride, and I do my little mustache all over her thigh. I Squib and I squab. And I quib and I quum.

Scene. I quim and I quum.

Dr. Seuss words really do sound kind of disgusting.

Quim cum pro.

And skibbledy dabs.

And whoopity whoops. I hated that I did that.

Skibbledy dabs. And whoopedity hoops.

Yeah, Dr. Seuss and Roald Dahl both took the same drugs. It's not just snotsberry. It smells like a snotsberry. I'll have what they're having. I'll have what they're having. They're having the cum sandwich. Sorry, quum sandwich. Quum sandwich. River's quum sandwich.

Unfortunately, after the best, greatest scene of all time, Cindy Lou Who, married to the Grinch, cheating on the Grinch of the Lorax, I don't remember the full thing, and I need to hear it.

Okay, so here's the riddle one more time. These aren't on the menu as the catch of the day, but they're brought by the waiter if you don't want to pay. These aren't the pieces of a tall Jenga tower, but knock it over on purpose in a little turn game sour. They might help a lawyer trying to get off his guy, and you're certain to find them if you're caught in a lie. Remember, I can give you the title of the riddle as a hint. I can also give you the word or words inside the riddle that is the anagram for the answer.

Can I ask, can you tell me yes or no? Yes. Is turn game sour?

Yes. Yes and no, because one of those words is extra. How about game sour? No, one of those words. Turn sour? Turn games. Turn games.

Jenga Tower?

What is the question? You said Jenga Tower. Jenga Tower?

Do you want to play?

I would love to knock it over. I'd love to knock it over and act like I didn't mean to. Turn Games is the anagram. That's the Turn Games is the anagram. Is NEST running? Tag run. Tag run is in there. Tag run is in there. It's in there, but does it answer the riddle? What was the riddle?

This is all improv themed.

Tag run is not the answer.

I know, but I'm just wondering.

I don't think so.

What is the question? What is the title, rather?

Oh, you want the title? Adal, do you want the title? Yeah. The title is, I disagree with this riddle. Riddle court? Riddle court. No, the answer's not riddle court. I disagree with this riddle. That's just a hint. But it's the answer to the three questions, or the three prompts in the riddle. Which are, but they're brought by the waiter if you don't want to pay, but knock it over on purpose, they'll turn game sour, and you're certain to find them if you're caught in a lie. Hmm. I will say that it's one word that you're looking for. One word? It's two words turned into one, but it's one word that you are looking for.

And this is, is it dermstrang? Strang. The house that Victor Crum is in? Nope, it's not dermstrang.

It's a school. It's not a house. It's a full magic school. Adal.

It's a house.

Adal! Adal, don't joke about Harry Potter. Don't.

Hey little dumbass, that school that you go to? That's a house. That's a house.

You're home schooled. Tag. No, my mom said I'd go to a school.

It's one word, Erin. I know.

I'm trying to find one word. S-T-S-T.

Maybe it would help less if you, if you focused less on what the word is from spelling it from that word and more on just what an answer to those three prompts would be.

Adal, do you have any guesses?

Does it start with M? No. And so you're in a disregard of the advice that I just gave. What was the advice you just said?

Listening to the, like actually trying to answer.

Try to solve it from the riddle. So this is what happens. This is what they bring you when you don't want to pay your bill. They're brought by the waiter if you don't want to pay your bill. Okay, let's stop for a minute. They're brought by the waiter if you don't want to pay the bill. That would be breadsticks, because those are never ending.

You don't have to pay for weight. These aren't pieces of Adal Jenga Tower, but knock it over on purpose and they will turn game sour.

Patch kids. What turns game sours? Cheating.

Cheating would be... What would happen if you caught someone cheating? What would that start?

A war, a civil war.

Yeah. That's how the civil war started. Two brothers, brother against brother, cousin against cousin.

Playing a game of Jenga.

Jenga tower.

Um, okay. Uh, cheating.

Yeah. So you caught someone cheating and now what's happening?

And now you divorce them. Yeah. You fight. So now we're just in sin. Rumble. Temper tantrum.

Fight.

Fight. Rage. All right. Let's say, let's say fight, but let's take the physical aspect out of it. Punch. It's arguments. It's arguments is the answer.

Oh, Pat, it must've been nice to be on Jeopardy.

The guy was on fucking Jeopardy. This guy was on fucking Jeopardy. Wait, these are hard. When we say he was on Jeopardy, Jeopardy's that drug you snort with your nose, right? Yeah, so he was on Jeopardy big time.

Makes you all good at trivia.

Yeah, but bad at driving a car, he ended up in a lake. He threw his trabec out.

Nice.

He was driving his Tribeca. That's a super... He was driving in Tribeca. He was driving a Super Tribeca in Tribeca. Take him to the other girl.

Something about Daily Double. I'll figure it out.

Something Daily Double. Yeah. Give us 10 minutes. Give us one podcast and we're going to get you the answer to that. Are you ready for Pad's second riddle? Yes. Yes.

They're hard.

And Pad says, Pad specifically wrote here, I bet that last one was hard. Has the riddle started? No, no, no. But I'm reading it in the poem that he wrote it. I bet that last one was hard, you dumb motherfuckers. Wow. JPC is so smart and y'all are just suckers.

Are you the Lorax again?

This fucking sucks. Yeah, I know. There's more too. I perform with this guy every week. Should I keep reading what Pat wrote? Yeah. JPC's the king, the king of the podcast.

Really feels like you're just making this up.

All you rats could go eat. My ass? My ass. Yeah, not a great one for Pad, but I know those were of course were written by Eddie Pina. Another guy on World News. No, this is Pad's next riddle. I'm not going to give you the title. I greet everyone as equals every child, lady or fellow. I'll do the job no matter where in a convent or a bordello. I might proceed a warm embrace or an angry threatening word, but of course you will find neither if my voice was left unheard. No need to raise your fist to me if my purpose you derive, I only want to sing your praise from the moment you arrive. Okay, what to do with that? So I will say It's right there. Just give me an answer. First impression. What's your answer?

I gotta be honest. Call me a library book because I checked out.

Call me a library book because... You're overdue. I'm overdue.

Erin, I'd call you a library book because you're fine.

Call me a library book because I have hair and blood and snot from all sorts of people before you even met me.

Call me a library book because I'm covered in tiny bugs that you can't see with your eyes.

And that's true. We are doing that. That is true. Yeah, we're full of bugs. Call me a library book. I haven't been touched in 12 years since the invention of the internet.

Call me a library book. You can check me out, but you have to be very quiet. Is this the show now? Yeah, I think so.

Could you read it again?

Yes. I greet everyone as equals every child, lady or fellow. I'll do the job no matter where in a convent or a bordello. I might proceed a warm embrace or an angry threatening word, but of course you will find neither if my voice was left unheard. No need to raise your fist to me if my purpose you derive, I only want to sing your praise from the moment you arrive.

Okay, at the end there it kind of launches into the Lion King song. From this moment you arrive on this planet.

From the moment you arrive, Adal, you have chewed into what I think is the most telling aspect of this riddle. From the moment you arrive, breath.

Baby.

Ooh, Breath Baby. When your room looks kind of weird and you wish that you were there.

Keep going.

Just grab a book and check it out. And wear your underwear. Breath, breath, breath, breath. Babies, babies, babies. Oh boy, he's making direct eye contact with me. Why am I in charge? Anyone under 32 is like, what's this song?

Like Erin.

And GPC. You never watched Muppet Babies? I didn't.

Trash.

I watched Muppet Babies, but I don't remember that.

I didn't watch Muppet Babies or The Muppets or Sesame Street or any of that stuff.

That's why you don't have a soul.

I was too busy doing math on my calculator.

Do you know what song just popped into my head? You might be too old for this. Remember Arthur, the yardbark?

I do remember Arthur.

The library song?

Nope.

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card. No one?

No.

I'm really not making that up. It so sounds like I'm making that up.

Why? Is it because you can go inside the library when it's hot outside and just kind of hang out in there?

Yeah, you can also read books, go on adventures. What? She nerd. She nerd. She nerd. Killer with fire.

Killer with fire. Baby, when she reads, she reads. Killer with fire, see a few floats. You guys are getting into a very fun conversation, and you're getting farther and farther away from the answer to this riddle. And I want to see you become better friends.

For the moment we arrive on this planet. For the moment you arrive, it's to me a very telling part of time. Shot clock. The moment you arrive, climax.

Do you guys want me to tell you? Oh, alright. Arrival, Amy Adams. Can you guess the word in here that is the anagram? Ladies and gents, what was it? No, ladies and gents, I greet you as equals, I greet you to child, lady or fellow, I'll do The job no matter where in a convent or bordello. Bordello seems like a out of place. Okay, you are correct. Bordello is the word that is out of place and that is the anagram word. Just the one word? Just the one word. Boredello. Hello. Hello. So where's the H in bordello? I don't know.

How do you spell bordello?

H-R. No. G-O-G-O-L. It's B-O-R-D-E-L-L-O.

D-O-R-D-E-L-L-O Orlando.

It's not Orlando. I wish it was Orlando. Delaware.

Delaware. Doorbell. Yeah, doorbell.

We're proud of you. We as the collective are proud of you.

Hello, my name is Elder Christ.

Elder Christ. The title of this was also, This One Should Ring True. And I want to see a scene. Adal, you are going to be playing a kind of a door-to-door missionary. Erin, you are going to be answering your door, but it's going to be for a new religion that we haven't really heard anything about.

Ding dong.

You can just ring the doorbell.

Ding dong. Ding dong.

Oh, here we go. Hi.

I sing my little song. Hello. How are you? A greeting upon you. My name is Mark. My last name you can't know because the Lord is watching all below. I actually am good on vacuums. I'm a cloud boy. What? Cloud boy? It's a religion based off Final Fantasy.

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with Final Fantasy and I really don't want to- Sephiroth.

Mom? What's going on out here?

Sorry, honey, go back inside.

Did this guy say you had a religion based on Final Fantasy?

Oh, do you know Final Fantasy, son?

Yeah, I know a lot, actually. Uh-oh. I heard him say clouded Sephiroth. Oh, you're a ripe little potato. Uh-huh.

Okay, well, admit it. Honey, stand behind me. How old were you?

How old was I? Yes.

Five years ago when the Grinch came back?

We're always getting older. That's one of the first, that's one of the first laws of being a Cloudboy. You're 17. I'm 17.

That's just being a person.

Well, in my religion, anyone under 18 is a liar. So if anything happens, we know that he's feeling a lot. Okay. Hey, that's fair. Do you want to ask me about the religion at all? Yeah, sure. If you become a Cloudboy? It is based on Final Fantasy. It is based on the teachings of Final Fantasy.

What is Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy is a Square Enix game. It has produced many, many musicals. There's 30 at least.

And it's a tactics game.

And I'm sweating and it's running. It's a tactics game. It's real fun. Seven's the best one is what people say.

Yeah, that's the two characters you mentioned before.

Ten's the bad one. And I'm a Cloudboy.

Honey, does any of this check out?

Barely. But just enough that I can't stop him. And in the new ones, there's cars. So basically, it's saying that life's a game. Life's a game. Everyone's the same. We're a character in a game. And you have multiple lives. You can select start, stop, up, down, up, down, left, right, A, B, A, B. We actually already have our religion.

Honey, do you want to tell them what we are?

So you don't want infinite lines? We're Nintendotarians? You're Nintendotarians?

We're Nintendotarians. Oh, okay.

Oh, I didn't even, you're wearing the power glove.

Yeah, these are the power gloves. We're about to, we're actually just about to sit down to Donkey Kong.

Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sorry, you have a Donkey Gong.

Yeah.

So you're gonna hit that?

It's true. Yeah, we only eat mushrooms. We only eat mushrooms and we throw turtles at people, you know.

Yeah.

We're Nintendotarians.

Nintendotarians. Okay.

But you should have a good day.

Yeah, you should have a great day.

Go to our neighbors.

We're Nintendo-tarians, so if you want to come in and grab a joystick, switch around, you're more than welcome to. Nintendo-tarians are very open.

I prefer not. If I'm going to play, it should be in my station wagon.

Oh, you're not... Sega. No. Okay, good, good, good. Sega religious. Sega religious. Oh man, I love those Sonic games. You guys? Yeah. You guys are two riddles down. And you know what that means? Time for a break. You deserve a break. You deserve one. So I want you to go out there. I want you to practice your anagrams.

Sabaros? You bought us Sabaros?

I bought you Sabaros. I bought you all pizones. Sabario Kart. We're going to play Sabario Kart. And we're going to hear a break. And we're going to hear a message from some of our sponsors.

Uh oh. Hey, look at this new girl. You just ran into two seniors.

Oh yeah, and this is also my voice, even though I am new.

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Oh, I'm really hungry. Do you guys have any recommendations for what we make for dinner tonight?

Oh, at Eat U? Uh, I don't know if you could tell by our tone, but we're actually very helpful, and we do want to help you with recommendations.

And I want to apologize for you bumping into us. I just feel really bad about it. I'm sorry if I was in the way.

No, no, I feel super welcome. Please tell me, what should I eat for dinner tonight?

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Wait a minute Josh, her voice is changing. I don't care. That's a full grown woman.

No, no, I'm not. I'm not.

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Yeah, you can get veggie if you're like a vegetarian. You can get family if you're a familitarian.

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Well, I mean, it probably takes forever to cook and the cleanup must be a nightmare, right?

What is it, opposite day?

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Most meals are like 30 minutes. Yeah, I prep so quickly, they call me preppy. Yeah, and it's not because of his double popped collars.

I'm ready for my house to smell real good and also to have delicious food in my body. I mean, I wish I had a promo code or something of the sort.

What, you're in college and you're living in a house?

Yeah.

Okay. I think you're a full grown woman. Chet!

No, no!

Chet, should we tell her about the promo code? Uh, I don't know. Do you think... Do you think she's an adult or a student?

Definitely a student, definitely not an undercover adult.

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Yeah, $80 off my first month. I just have to go to hellofresh.com slash Riddle 80.

Isn't that bonkers?

Sounds pretty easy.

And we'll see you on the quad.

I'm a full-grown woman.

We're back from break, you just heard an ad. Or maybe you didn't, depending on if we sold one. We may have not sold one, we're back from break.

I don't know how to rhyme.

Erin Keif is broken.

I've always been broken, but you're just now noticing.

Oh god, I hope we had an ad. Guys, are you ready to do more of these Pad Connelly-style hurdles? No. Do you know what Pad Connelly is an integrant for?

Bad Gahannali.

Bad Gahannali, correct. You guys are going to be really good at these. Dap?

Dab.

Lunnily. Dap Lunnily. From a calm parent, it makes you act nicer. From a tense one, it makes you act terse. A fine uncle's will... I'm sorry.

Go down on the rise.

A fine uncle's will help you be better. A rude aunt's will make you much worse. A good teacher's will make you much smarter. A bad tutor's will make you fool. For a warhawk, it's used as a weapon. For a diplomat, used as a tool. Missile. Missile. The answer is missile. I hate it when my uncle brings the missiles to Thanksgiving. Yeah, I work at Raytheon and I have a missile. I actually do have an uncle that works at Raytheon. What is Raytheon?

That sounds like a, that sounds like a Final Fantasy character.

Do you think that could be? It's a weapons manufacturing company that is based in Indianapolis. They make the guidance systems for bombs, I believe.

I was just in, oh no, I was in Kansas City, never mind. I was in Kansas City and I saw, I think it was Rolls Royce? Has their offices there? I was like, that doesn't make sense.

Yeah, it's weird.

But for a minute, I thought it was Indianapolis.

A guidance system for bombs. Adal, is that what you have installed in all of your jokes?

Yes, so I have an internal system that will only allow me to bomb. So when I say a joke, it immediately falls flat. And I've killed so many rooms.

In a bad way. I'm a comedian. I'm a comedian. I kill every room that I'm in.

I'm a comedian.

I go up on stage and I commit. I'm a commidian.

Okay.

I have commidian.

What's the title of this?

Don't let me tell you how to answer. Don't let me tell you how to answer it. Make it up. From a calm parent, it makes you act nicer. From a tense one, it makes you act terse.

Let's stop for a minute and let's unpack that. From a calm parent, it makes you act nicer. So my mom's real chill and calm, so what would she do that would make me be nicer?

And conversely, from a tense one, it makes you act terse.

Free time, being alone.

Let me keep going because you have to tie it to something else. We'll give you the aunt and uncles. A fine uncle's will help you be better. A rude aunt's will make you much worse. Birthday card, check. Birthday card, check. Shit.

Confidence.

No, but we're in the right direction. DNA, hereditary. A good teacher's will make you much smarter. A bad tutor's will make you a fool. For a warhawk, it's used as a weapon. For a diplomat, used as a tool.

Hey, we're a Warhawk.

Trust.

No, but you're in the right ballpark, but in terms of like, it's not like an item. It's not like, you know, cigarette. It's confidence, trust. It's that type of thing. It's an intangible.

Something something mutual.

Something something mutual.

Yeah, what's the little, what's the little word that's where?

What do you guys think the little word is?

I think warhawk.

No, it's not warhawk. No? Yeah. Warhawk, it seems like a fun word, but it's not warhawk. It's actually something a lot more mundane.

Speaking of muppets, that's my least favorite muppet.

Oh my God. When the sirens would go off and warhawk would swoop in.

It's like Sam the Eagle's younger brother.

We're going to take it over to the warhawk here.

My brother's dead. We're going to teach you kids about the military complex. You know her world financing Obama's wars, right? You're paying for Trump's wars out of your pocket. You have blood on your hands, Sesame Street. Don't spit on me when I come home.

Okay, we're huck. Now back to Fuzzy.

He's dead!

Oh, he died on stage because he has a... Yeah, he's a great comedian.

Yeah, he only bombs. No, I'd love... Warhawk is great, but he's not the answer to this riddle.

So is it something... tutors? What was the tutor part? No, it's not the tutor part. What was right after tutors?

It's not even those lines. It's not teacher or tutor. It's somewhere in the first four. First four words? Couple. Uncle. First four. Uncle. Fine uncles. So fine uncles. Actually, it's just fine uncle. The apostrophe S does not look to be bold. And let me just confirm, there is no S in the word. Fine uncle.

One of my favorite bands of the 90s. Fine young uncles. Fun.

Are we even fun yet? Fun icicle. Yes, when a calm parent gives you a fun icicle, it is an intangible. basically what it works out to you is if it's a good person's, it makes you better, and if it's a bad person's, it makes you worse.

It begins with an L. It does not begin with an N. Uh, no.

N is the second letter. C! N is the second letter. Yeah, it's a C in the word.

I am.

Yes. I am.

Independent.

Ooh, you're so close. It's an N word.

In- infinite.

In- inoculation. So it's something that makes you better. It's an in-cell.

A good in-cell makes every man better. And when I'm in on the podcast, I am an in-cell. I am involuntarily celebratory. Hooray! It's I-N-F-I-F-L-N-L-O

Influence.

Yes.

Influence. Influence. How sweet it is to get the riddle right.

I want to see a scene. You guessed it all by yourselves too. I want to see a scene. What was the sentence pad wrote about something ant? A stern ant or? A rude ant. Great. I want to see a scene. Japes, you are playing someone and Erin, you are a rude ant.

Get in the car. Your mom couldn't pick you up from school, so I'm here.

Uh, Aunt Martha, I haven't seen you in like seven years.

Yep, that makes sense. Just move over some of my stuff in the car. You must, you better be actually sick. Oh, uh... I got three speeding tickets on the way to pick you up today. What?

She's Aunt Martha. She's a bitch. What do you mean? She's a rascally, wascally douche.

I'm not sick. Sorry, a man called me a bitch earlier and it put me in a fucking mood.

Was it that cartoon tiger? It was.

Just get in the car.

You know he can't be with Intuitive Yards at this school.

I know. I'm back.

Okay, yeah, I'm not sick though.

Oh, you're skipping.

No, I'm going to a doctor's appointment.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. So everyone just can get out of school for anything these days.

What? No, I mean, I have to go to the doctor because if my pneumonia comes back, I could die.

Oh, yeah, if your pneumonia comes back, you can die. That's how you sound. Yeah, Martha, I haven't seen you in a long time.

How was prison?

Prison was fine. It was what it was. Okay.

I've just never met anyone. It was. Been to prison.

But it was. Okay. No, this is you.

We cut to prison. We cut to prison. Hey, welcome to prison. Hi. Thanks for coming to the bar. We're a new club.

What can I get you a drink?

We have a lock up. That's basically an old fashioned. Hey, Jeff. Yeah.

Confidence.

What is it? Confidence. No. No, push the confidence. Oh, we have a drink called the confidence.

Can I be honest with you?

I wish you would.

I just broke out of prison and I haven't had a drink in six years.

And your first stop was at a bar slash club called Prison?

I had to reacclimate slow, so I thought, I'm gonna go to a bar called Prison.

No boys, no use looking for a there. Jailbird would never go back to prison. Let's all go back to the police station and take a nap.

Why is that officer screaming alone?

I miss you, Diane!

That's why you don't make pirate's cups. So what was your name?

Uh, Rude Ant?

Rude Ant.

No, sorry. Rude Ant? I'm just reading one of the names of your drink.

Oh yes, that's called a Rude Ant. We also have a shiv on the rocks.

Call me a bitch.

I don't think I want to.

Call me a bitch.

No.

I dare you.

No. I dare you. I don't want to. Did somebody say bitch? I just- Ah, see, Twixboxing.

I just love riding in the backseat. Twixboxing. Great job, guys. I think Adal's gotten two and I think Erin's gotten one. And so we're right. This is not a contest by any stretch of the imagination. We have this episode right where we want it. All right, this is the next one.

These are Antigram Riddles from Patrick Connolly, a friend of ours. I think someone's starting the episode at minute 38.

I think they are.

Yep. A lot of people do.

We start Riddle.

I get a lot of tweets that say I started about 38 minutes. Actually they say start running. You have 38 minutes. I just delete them every time. I can stay right by your side while you work out on your bike or welcome you while you unwind after a calming hike. I'm a fan of certain sports and I'll support a crew. My family's half Canadian, but I'm American through and through. You can find me by Ohio, though I'm nowhere near that state. I don't mean to brag to you, but most people think I'm great. Seth Rogan. Aaron, it is not ocean.

Water.

Lake Michigan. It is Lake Michigan. Is it? Yeah, that is the correct answer. Do you know which word in there was the Enneagram for Lake Michigan or a series of words?

Michigan Jay Frog. Lake, comma, Lake.

Hmm, so just no would be, you could just say no. No. A calming hike. Hmm. A calming hike is an anagram for Lake Michigan.

I sort of got a body of water.

You did. You said ocean. That was the first thing that you guessed, which is great. And also, hold on, can I say? Can I finish? Pat has a fun bonus fact in here. He said, my family's half Canadian, but I'm American through and through with an asterisk. Fun bonus fact, of the five Great Lakes, four of them are considered shared waters between the US and Canada. The fifth, Lake Michigan, is the only one that's completely within the US borders. Also, I just noted that an asterisk between parentheses looks like a butthole. Ew. I went to my proctologist and I had an asterisk. So much happening.

He put an asterisk instead of parentheses. Your ass is at risk. Well, all of us are at risk. I want to see you seeing, Erin, you are the lead character in this reboot of Oceans 11. Oh, congratulations, Erin. Or Oceans, what was the most recent one? Oceans 8. And this is, they want to make another one, but they don't quite have the budget. So this is called Lakes 3. You are Danny Lake and, I'm sorry, Ricky Lake, and we are your two, we're your two squad members.

All right, gentlemen, take a seat.

There's no chairs on the floor? Yeah, on the floor. Okay.

We're gonna steal something of great value. I need all of your specific skills to do that. You, you're a weapons expert, right?

Yes, I'm sorry, a little correction there. You're a whippet expert. I'm a wet buns expert. Are you familiar with the Kobayashi method for eating hot dogs very fast?

No.

Dips the buns and water. So that's what I bring to the table. Will you know about it? Well, fuck, that's my area, especially if it was explained.

Dips the buns and water so he can... what?

So the thing that Kobayashi discovered when he was eating hot dogs very fast was that the bun takes up a majority of the eating hot dogs. It dries out your mouth. It dries out your mouth. So he takes four buns, dips them in water, smooshes them together, and then eats that, and it's much- Like a duck. It's much easier to eat the hot dogs fast.

I heard you were- Why is he eating the hot dogs so fast?

Oh, it's a- It's a job. A hot dog eating contest. He has the world's record in.

I don't know if he still does. No, he got fucking rocked by Joey Chestnut starting around 2012. That's true, but Chestnut fell off.

Why did you two know so much trivia?

Chestnuts from Boston. You should know not that you're from Boston.

Yeah, I'm not. I know. I didn't say you were. I said not that you were.

I'm sorry. Okay. I'm also a wet buns expert.

Okay, so I got two wet buns expert.

Yeah, but I'm a different type of wet buns expert.

What do you mean?

No, I don't come on asses. What I do, what I do is I make cinnamon rolls. Okay, that's my piece de resistance.

Also, I can't recommend coming on asses enough if you haven't tried it.

No, well to be fair I do come on acid. Okay. So I take acid. And then I play Come On Island. That's what I call coming on acid. Sure, why not? Never had sex, I'm a virgin, never even masturbated.

If there's too much of a cross over here, I'm also a wet bus expert. It's an improv team from Chicago. Yeah, he moves, so he's not really on it anymore.

Who else is on that?

Sean Coyle, Rana Kasky, Hailey Palmer, Harrison Lott.

Holy shit, he did it.

Is that the whole team? Yeah, he did it. I got them all. I was really scared I'd miss somebody.

I'm also a fret cuss expert. It's where I can play the guitar while just screaming expletives.

I'm a Fred Claus expert. I know every Vince Vaughn movie that is that movie and I can say parts of it.

And what else?

And I'm a dead paws expert. If you cut off the paws of an animal and show them to me, I will be able to tell you what animal those came from.

And what else?

Speaking of what animal, I am a Speaking of cops, here's the next riddle. A story about somewhere, there's nothing about cops here. Oh, there is at the very end. A story about somewhere a friend of mine went, a place to find fare after coins had been spent. Animals watching their eyes say that they know she shouldn't have ordered the chocolate volcano. She felt quite alarmed when right at the start her only reward was a free sonic fart. The only sound heard from the bathroom's thin door, the audible noise of her feces faint roar. Not a toilet was usable for the entire duration after a forensic investigation. And I will say there is four anagrams there.

Damn. Ooh, he really turned on the nitrous there.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Okay, where to start?

It begins with the first line, a story about somewhere a friend of mine went.

Applebee's, Ireland.

So your two things that you know about Pat is he goes to Applebee's in Ireland.

He goes to Applebee's in Ireland. But this is a friend of his, this is not his story. It's probably one of us, right? I'm guessing it's one of us. So where did one of us go recently?

Well, A, he wrote this email like seven months ago.

Jesus. What's the title?

A Wild Place to Poop and Eat. Wild Place to Poop and Eat. I mean, seven months ago I was in India. Is it like New Delhi? No.

Chili's.

No.

Chili's too.

I wish. I wish this was a chili. I don't know if they have if a chocolate volcano isn't actually a menu item, but I'll back steak out. Is it a restaurant? It is a restaurant. Olive Garden. I love gardens. Do you guys want to try to guess what any of the anagrams are in here?

Does it have a V in it?

No. I think this game works better when I just shout out the answer and it's right. Sure. But when I start guessing it's bad. It's bad, yeah. Slows it down. We never got the title of this one, right? A Wild Place to Poop and Eat. A wild place to poop.

Buffalo Wild Wing.

No. Oh, Buffalo Wild Poop. Buffalo Poop Wigs. In the title, is there an anagram? In the title. No. Okay, one place to poop and eat.

Whole Foods.

Safari. Rainforest Cafe. Rainforest Cafe.

No way.

Yeah, the four anagrams here are fair after coins, a free sonic fart, feces faint roar, and after a forensic. They're all four of those things are anagrams for Rainforest Cafe.

That's so much work.

I never wanted to eat there again. And, well, you never wanted to eat there to begin with. I've been there once in my life. I've been there for two separate work lunches. Are you serious? Yeah. When you worked at Rainforest Cafe? No, no, no, no. I was like, let's go to Rainforest Cafe. We're at work. It's lunch. And famously, the Rainforest Cafe is, they're all on fire, right? I will tell you right now, it is dead at lunch, but guess what? Very expensive.

And the food's just fine, I guess. Sean used to have all of his birthday parties there for like 10 years.

How would you rank Hard Rock? That's not all of his birthday parties.

For 10 years it was.

He had them all in 10 years. How would you guys rank Hard Rock Cafe, Planet Hollywood, and Rainforest Cafe?

Do you know I used to collect Planet Hollywood shirts? No. Like from all over the place? No. When I was a kid, people would give them to me, so I guess I collected them. This is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Sure. I still have them.

And that's what you call an Indianapolis hobby? Yeah, exactly. What's fucked up is I have Planet Hollywood shirts.

I know it's called an Indianapolis purpose.

I got shirts with cities on them. I've been around the world. And Indianapolis Purpose feels like a dog's purpose, like the next chapter in a dog movie. Indianapolis Purpose. Indianapolis feels like the name of a white trash dog. We named a dog Indianapolis.

Indianapolis Purpose is coming in at 18th place.

When I was a kid, like 10 or 11, the style, I guess, was to wear really baggy t-shirts. So all of the Planet Hollywood shirts that I got were super baggy. And now as an adult, they fit me like normal t-shirts.

Oh, fun. Still have them.

I still have a few of them. I don't keep stuff. I get rid of stuff a lot, so I maybe don't have any anymore. Maybe I have one from Dublin. Maybe.

Sorry, you had been to these or people just gave you them?

I went to some and I got some. My aunt gave me the one from Dublin and I didn't go to Dublin.

Has Vicky traveled a lot?

Um, not a lot. She like lived in South America for a while. That's right.

There's something where I was like, your mom's been somewhere in the world.

She's been everywhere man, South America, Hawaii dude. Uh, but she's been in those two places. Very cool. Yeah. Bogota, Colombia.

I would rank it. Hard Rock Cafe, Planet Hollywood, and then Rainforest Cafe.

I would agree, I would concur.

Hard Rock's better, yeah. Planet of Hollywood, I don't remember the food being good. And they're all closed, right?

They're mostly closed. I used to come, the first time I came to Chicago was when I was like 12 or something, because my dad lived up here for a little bit. And when my parents were divorced, I'd take the train up to Chicago, and we'd always go to Michael Jordan's restaurant. Yeah. And that was the jam. So he'd be like- The space jam? Right. Adal the space jam? The space jam. So in like a one block radius would be Rock and Roll Cafe, Hard Rock Cafe, Rock and Roll McDonald's, Rainforest Cafe, and Michael Jordan's restaurant.

I'm moving right there.

To wear that in that square.

Oh, that's awesome. Can I ask you guys a question? If we went to Michael Jordan's Steakhouse, could we play a game to see how many times we can get the waiter to say jam?

Yep.

Yes. And whoever wins does have to pay.

Are these preserves or jelly? And jelly, if it still had the seeds in, that would be course. Yes, of course.

If another game sort of unrelated, can just someone take me to Red Lobster, please? Yeah. I've never been to Red Lobster. Oh, hold on.

Stop the fucking podcast. I can't. I don't have any control of it. And don't actually, Casey stopped the podcast.

Casey stopped off.

All right, while the podcast is out. God damn it. We will do, we have to do an outing at a Red Lobster and I will bring- You should do what we did for Costco. I'll buy, yes, and I'll, I'll buy like a little Zoom Pro or something and we'll record a podcast at a Red Lobster table. Oh my God.

Okay. We just, just fully transitioned into doing the Doughboys podcast.

Yeah, well, no, we're going to review it. And of course my name is Mike Mitchell. We'll tell Riddles about seafood at a Red Lobster.

Yeah, someone take, you can film the whole thing, but I want a full Red Lobster experience. And then we'll talk about it on the Patreon.

Do you know what I have in my cabinet right now? I have the mix for the Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

Those are so fucking, Erin, you don't even know what we're talking about. They have a thing called Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

I know all the famous stuff like Cheddar Bay Biscuits and shrimp.

The two famous things.

But I really just want to have like a bunch of butter and I feel like that's the place to go to do this.

You know what you got to do with that butter? Put it on this Cheddar Babiscus.

I don't eat butter anymore. I'm a country cook. I went out to the country with my wife. She fucked another farmer in front of me. I got country cooks.

But let us know if you want to see a video of Adal taking me to Red Lobster and JBC being at his job.

And we'll call that Red Lobster Redemption.

Oh, okay.

Well, excuse me.

Have fun. Have fun.

By which point?

By the movie Redemption. Neither of them can afford it. By the Indonesian martial arts movie Redemption. Here's what I'll say. The three of us go to Red Lobster. I'll pay for it.

What? What? Here's what I'll say. Three of us go to any Olive Garden in the city. I'll pay for half of the waiter's troubles.

Sorry for your troubles. Sorry for your troubles. I'm so sorry we kept making you trying to say jam. Does it make sense at Olive Garden?

There's not. A red lobster in Chicago, is there?

There shouldn't be. There's one right outside, probably Schomburg, Schomburg or Skokie, or Evanston. 100% we're making this happen.

I cannot wait to drive to a red lobster with all of you and record a podcast there. So for people who are listening, we might even do more, because Pat gave us more riddle, so we might even do more of Pat's riddle at a red lobster.

With a mouthful of lobster.

Or we'll forget that this ever happened.

Most likely.

Erin, do you know the restaurant's motto or slogan?

No.

Red Lobster. Yum.

Oh, I thought it's when you hear your lobster.

What do you hear?

You see food.

You see food.

Red Lobster, pick which one you want to die. Pick which one you want to die.

I've not been to a lot of, not even to my 20s, I didn't go to like Cheesecake Factory or P.F. Chang's or Outback Steakhouse or any of those places.

I cannot stress, Cheeshees was great. Yeah, we had Cheeshees. The fried ice cream. I cannot stress enough how badly Erin wants to be asked to be a guest on the Doughboys podcast.

Yeah, am I doing a good job?

You are, you are. Nick Weiger. We know you're listening. Yeah.

No, I'd be too nervous.

Mike Mitchell, we know you're sleeping.

Don't have me on your podcast, I'll blow it.

Wow, what a great... Nick, when I did, what's the, how did this get played? Nick was like, if you guys ever want to come on Doughboys, we should have you guys on. And I was like, yes, but I think he was just being nice.

Yeah, well, you know what? It's nice sending people a fucking email, Adal. Yeah, that's fair. Let's get him an email, huh? Let's get him an email? Let's get him an email.

Yeah, tweet at us what shows you want to see us on that you think we would do a bad job.

That'll be a fun, weird game.

But only ones that you think we would not be great on. But don't tag the host. Do not tag the other show.

But do put their name in there just to see if they're searching their names. Put their name in there. Don't tag it. Let's have fun. Speaking of having fun, we've had a lot of fun with these riddles. We have more left over so we'll do more soon. Do you guys have anything that you would like to plug? I want Pad to plug first. Pat is the host of the Our Father podcast at Our Father podcast on Twitter. I've been on it. I've had the time of my life.

We laughed so hard.

Adal, have you been on Our Father podcast? No. I have been asked and I have said no multiple times. I got to get on that podcast. He's also a writer for Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, the live comedy trivia game show and podcast at LSD El Show on Twitter. And also he's on World News and he says, I guess.

Yeah.

He's great on world news.

Here's what I'll say. As much as we were poking fun at him through this, Pat is literally one of the nicest people you ever know. Please come see world news, enjoy him, he's brilliant, and say hi to him afterwards. And say, walk up to him, say, we love you, and keep writing more anagram.

People also email the show all the time because in one episode, Adal mentioned this email that he wrote about his trip to New Orleans and how he could share that with people. And people email us being like, can we get those New Orleans recommendations? And I send them. And Adal sends him, if you want Ireland recommendations, Legit Pad goes like, he's been going like once every, once or twice every year for 500 years. He's like the Lorax. But he will give you Ireland recommendations. So right into our show and we will make Pad recommend places in Ireland to you.

He'll give you Ireland reclamation.

Adal, anything to plug?

I would like to plug a podcast I was on somewhat recently called Interparty Conflict. Check that out. I also want to give you a little doctor recommendations. Check out the show Undone on Amazon Prime. It is so fucking awesome. It's really full of heart and depth, but it's weirdly funny and it's beautiful. It's in that sort of rotoscope animation. I think Mariah's mom watched that show. It is fantastic. Check that out, Undone. Also, I just bought a pair of Allbirds, which is a type of shoe. They're the most comfortable shoe I ever bought, so please buy some Allbirds.

These sponsor podcasts, right?

Yeah. Allbirds sponsor podcasts.

I think I've heard of them on podcasts before. So if you're Allbirds and you hear this, we'll do ads for you.

I think, are they a good company?

I can't remember.

Okay. And then also I want to plug, there's, check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash Hey Riddle. Five bucks a month. Five bucks a month. Uncle bucks a month. Gets you new content every single Friday. So please subscribe to that. But I also want to plug another podcast, another Patreon, which is You're The Man Now Dog. It's Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg. Two, they make up one half of the teacher's lounge. They were on a show. Famously one of our favorite podcasts of all time. They're on our show. They have a Patreon called You're The Man Now Dog. Please go to that. Subscribe. It is so worth it. They have some free episodes.

That's the concept for it.

The concept is the two of them just talking, doing scenes, having fun. Sounds familiar. Yeah, we invented it. They do it much better. And sometimes they have guests. If you listen on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts, they have a few that are out in front of Patreon. They're not behind the paywall. So check out the one with Lauren Lapkas. It should win a medal. It's so good. And check them out. And tell them Adal sent you.

That sure sounds good too. And if you like that show, you might like our show. So listen to our show. Sorry, Daddy. You can also, please, please, please, we want people to find the show. Go to iTunes and write a review. We would love five stars. If you have to give us four, it's because of Erin singing. We understand that. Give us four.

Did someone say that?

No, honey. No, no, no, no, no.

Did we get four?

No, one guy said that I was dunking too hard on Christian, so he gave us a one-star review. Well, you said Christian Bale was the worst Batman. He was the worst Batman. I only got one Batman, and that is the Batman from the planet?

Jupiter. Oh, I didn't plug anything.

Oh, well, sorry.

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I have a new web series. You're going to love it by Jupiter. Bye.