Which Riddle Riddle?

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

Come for the riddles, stay for the answers to the riddles. It's Hey Riddle Riddle. I'm Adal Rifai.

I'm Jay PC.

And I'm Erin Keif.

I like that one, Adal. That was pretty good. Yeah. And I'm going to be playing the role of Old Man Puzzles. And actually something I want to bring up right away, Erin, a few episodes ago you were saying that our target demographic was, I don't know if you remember this, you said our target demo was cats who dress like humans.

Who decided to go to work.

Who decided to join the workforce. So I was thinking over the past week that maybe, and I'm just pitching this, we don't have to do it, I thought maybe our mascot for the show could be Riddikitty.

Is it a cat in human clothes?

It's a cat in human clothes who joined the workforce, who listens to our show. That's our mascot, Ritty Kitty.

Ritty Kitty. I like it, especially if the cat is commuting to work with little kitty headphones in and is holding on to a thing on the train, just listening to Hey Riddle Riddle.

And all of that is dependent on whether or not you enjoy it? It has to be holding on? Yeah, it has to be holding on. It has to be stabilizing itself?

That's how you stabilize on a train. What if it's not stabilizing?

What if the cat's sitting down on the train?

I don't like it.

Okay, so I like Riddy Kitty. I'm going to throw an alternate pitch out there. It's Kid Riddles. It's not Kittles? It's not Kittles. It's Kid Riddles. Kid Riddles is a cool backwards hat-wearing skateboarding teen who also happens to be a cat dressing up as a boy so he could go to school and learn how.

Standing in front of a girl asking her for a fuzzy.

I think someone out there, draw both, and then we'll do... Can you do voting stuff on Twitter?

I don't know what it is. No, they took voting away. I don't get it.

Okay, well... Cuz Trump.

Okay, well, uh-oh.

Cuz Trump. You can vote on Instagram. Follow our Instagram, heyriddleriddle, is that it?

Yes.

And then we'll put both images up, and then you can decide our mascot.

It's Riddy Kiddy.

I don't know, because JPC said something else.

I don't know, Kid Riddles is pretty cool. I think it's Riddy Kiddy. I think a lot of people are really into Kid Riddles.

Well, we'll see.

He solves mysteries. He solves murders.

JPC, what percentage of America's youth do you think is going to dress up as Kid Riddles this Halloween?

69, my man. Fortnite dab.

Let's go ahead and get started. So I'm gonna do some quick lightning round puzzies. This is just to warm up your brain juices. Okay. And here we go. Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence?

Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence? Finland.

It's the last page.

I was just talking to someone the other day who said... Brag. I was talking to someone the other day who's from Copenhagen and they said that the prince of Denmark, whenever he goes out to eat... Is that like the artist prince of Denmark? Yeah. There's a musician in Denmark who is their prince. Five foot tall and sexual. Thank you for clarifying sexual or non-sexual. But they're saying that the Prince of Denmark, whenever he goes out to eat, when a waiter comes up and says, like, are you finished? He'll say, no, I'm Danish. So just know that you're as funny as the Prince of Denmark.

We finish each other's smorgasbords. Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence?

That was what I said.

Anywhere.

That's correct. No, come on. Where can you finish a book before you finish a sentence?

A book. What is another thing that a book can be besides like a novel?

I think you have to focus on the other word.

Sentence? Finish?

Oh, prison. Or jail. In prison or jail, you can finish a book before you finish a sentence. Do you know the difference between prison and jail?

Yes, I do.

I've been in both.

That's the difference? The difference is you've been in both?

I've been in both.

Do you know the difference between prison and jail?

I do.

Jail has seeds. That's an inside joke.

You know the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

It's like a cat, like a hat. No, like the head. Okay, hold on.

Okay, hold on. I'm sorry, Erin. No, don't. It's too early.

It's too early for a dead stop. Too early for a dead stop. I haven't had my coffee yet. It's too early for a dead stop.

Too early for coffee. Can we get a mug that says, don't talk to me until I've had my dead stop? With Erin Keif's face on it.

Don't talk to me until I've had my fuzzies and rooties. Hashtag kid rules.

Okay. All right.

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night. Remember these are warm-up riddles.

Okay, now I know that this is wrong and I know I'm gonna catch flack on the internet, but is it my freaking wife? What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night. Mm-hmm. Oh the headboard of a bed.

You're very hot.

Is it hot? What loses its head?

Mm-hmm.

Pillow.

That's what it is. Well, well, well, well, well, well. Location, location, location.

Let's do one more.

Okay, one more. And this will get my brain working.

Okay.

So far it has not been. Here we go. I sit in a corner and travel around the world. What am I?

A hot air balloon. Oh, I know this one.

A globe.

It's a globe. I sit in a corner and travel around the world. Is it a globe? What am I? It's not a globe. What was it? The Internet?

The Internet. I sit in a corner and travel around the world. Is it a prison as well?

Riddikitty says... That meow stinks! I think all of the listeners can agree that I should be the voice of Riddikitty and not that terrifying person.

Okay, let's try it out. We need a line that we can all try out as Riddikitty. That's perfect! Okay, good. Okay, that's perfect. Now do you want to try it as Riddikitty and not your voice, Adal?

I do, but I also want to say when it gets around to you, we better not fucking hear It's a Living.

Okay, cool. Pooch the joke.

Okay, so we're going to say It's Perfect. Here's my audition for Rudy Kitty.

It's perfect.

Okay, Erin.

It's perfect.

Wait, I want to redo mine.

No, I want to redo mine.

No, I want to do mine. This is Alan Alda. It's perfect.

It's purrrfect.

Wait, Riddikitty, come over here. Let me unzip this gown and all this. No, I want to do my Riddikitty. With a backwards hat and a skateboard.

Erin's still trying to do Riddikitty.

Why, it's purrrfect.

Very Dickensian. Yes. It's purrrfect.

Meow. It's purrfect.

It should sound like Snarf from Thundercats, right?

It sits in a corner of a room and travels across the world.

I sit in a corner and travel around the world. You added room. It doesn't sit in a corner of a room.

Everything.

Corner of a universe. Earth. I sit in a corner and I travel around the world. If you gave me that answer on a sheet of paper, I would do this, poomph, and it would say incorrect, with ink. I would do that. You have a stamp that says incorrect? Wait, what do I have? A stamp. A passport. You're correct.

Sits in a corner.

Nope, it's a stamp. I sit in a corner and travel around the world, it's a stamp.

JPC looks curious. JPC looks like he's about to fight Adal.

That brings us to our segment.

Closest I've ever come.

Our segment we're doing for the first time. How's everybody doing?

Are we okay? Are we cool? Yeah, we needed to introduce this segment a long time ago. Real quick, are we cool? Yeah, I think we're all cool.

I think we're cool. I think you two are not cool. JPC looked mad about that.

I was mad about you, in that I couldn't... That you got a Paul Reiser tattoo? Yeah, and that I couldn't figure that out, because that's very clever, and it did get my brain warmed up. So I think it accomplished its stated objective.

Oh, good. Riddy Kiddy, what do you have to say?

It's just fine.

Erin just gave me the finger. What was that about? No, that was Riddikitty.

That was Riddikitty.

Let's get into the main flow.

I haven't found Riddikitty's voice. You listeners are hearing me workshop it.

Can we vote for that on Periscope?

No, you can't. Because of Trump, there's no more voting. I'm Calico.

Is that Kid Riddles? It's Kid Riddles. My name is Kid Riddles. Let's say on Periscope we're gonna hold an hour-long audition yes for what Rudy Kitty's gonna sound like but we don't have a Periscope account yet and I'm happy to commit to things that I'll never do Here we go. We've been playing in rivers and streams that we're used to. Now we're going to dump it into the ocean. This is the big leagues. Here we go. Yeah, big leagues and ocean. You know sports. Kevin was bragging about his church's baseball team. He said, three of our players hit home runs, and two of those home runs were hit with the bases loaded. Our guys won 9-0, and not a single man crossed home plate. How is this possible?

The men that crossed home plate were married?

That's correct. No way. Is that really correct? They were all married.

Oh, I said that to be a jerk.

So the team won nine to zero, meaning they scored nine runs, but not a single man crossed the plate because they were all married.

I was going to say they were all women because women can play baseball too.

You know what?

A league of their own? No. A league of their own. A league of them both.

I just, I was half listening and I picked out one word.

Can you repeat that first part? The only word that Erin ever picks out.

There's church and there's baseball. And then single people, they're married.

Erin walks in a room and clocks wedding rings. That's the one thing that she picks out.

I'm trying to marry for money. If you already have a ring.

Unless it's a nice ring. You own a motorboat? Yeah.

And in which case, hello, I'm your third wife.

Hello, third wife. If you like it, then you should put another ring on it. Yeah. They say most people, they say that you notice someone's shoes first. No, no, no. Someone's ring.

Yeah. I always, I always notice shoes first, hair last.

I'm trying to be married by the end of the sentence.

We should say that Erin's Skyping in from prison.

From jail.

From jail. I'm so sorry.

What was your crime again? Being too perfect.

I sentence you to being too perfect.

Here we go. Professor Kevin was giving a lecture on the life of aristocrats in the 19th century. It was during a large festive gathering of nobility, began Kevin, when a fairly common occurrence took place. The queen suddenly attacked and killed the king. The crowd watched the entire scene and then casually continued their party. In what situation in the 19th century would a crowd be so casual about the queen killing the king?

Did you say 17th century?

19th century. And it makes all the difference.

Yes, it does. So I think that I have an answer.

How are these so easy for you two? And yet my warm up riddles were so hard.

You warmed us up, dumbass, if you didn't want us to be warm. It's my own fault. Okay, so the crowd watched the Queen murder the King. Yep. Does it say what country this takes place in?

It does not. Damn.

Can you read the riddle one more time?

We'll say it's Denmark. Gotcha.

Is it a play?

That's what I was going to say.

Professor Kevin was giving a lecture on the life of aristocrats in the 19th century. It was during a large festive gathering of nobility, began Kevin, when a fairly common occurrence took place. The queen suddenly attacked and killed the king. The crowd watched the entire scene and then casually continued their party. In what situation in the 19th century would a crowd be so casual about the queen killing the king?

Yeah, my guess is they were watching like a play.

They're watching a beehive.

Nope, it was during Coachella. That's why everyone was so casual. And Queen was the Van Queen and they murdered Elvis Presley.

I'm getting these, the timelines crossed.

To me, it seems like it's a play.

On words.

It's not cards.

Oh, the Queen attacked, did it say, or kills? Killed. Killed.

Well, the Queen suddenly attacked and killed the king.

She was attacking and killing. Chess. Yeah. That's it. It's chess. I really wanted to say it was killing some king crab legs.

All of a sudden the Queen goes to town on some crab. The Queen goes to Alaska and she just snarfs down. Just snarf.

Snarf, snarf. Snarf down, Riddle Kitty.

It's perfect. Ask me if I liked that one.

Erin, did you like that one? Chess. Yeah, the answer was chess, but did you like it? Did you like the riddle? Hey Riddy Kitty, did you like that one?

Chess.

Let's see a scene where JPC, you're a king chess piece, Erin, you're the queen chess piece, and you're two pieces on the board, and you're the last two left.

Interesting. She was just cleaning in here. Look, you're going to protect me, right? I... Susie, it was nothing. What? She's a... She's a servant. What? Look, let's not fuck around.

Cheater says what? I didn't... Cheater says what?

I didn't cheat.

Cheater says what?

Okay, look, it was... We were just doing a standard, you know, castle swap where... Look, it... It was a- she's a bishop! She was protecting me! I'm the king, okay?

And I'm the queen.

Yeah, okay. And I'm the queen.

I know, I- And I'm- who's the most powerful?

You are.

Say that again?

You are. You're the most powerful, okay?

Who cheats on a queen? A dummy? Someone's being catty. Oh my god.

Okay, Melissa, please don't. Not now.

I thought it would be funny to bring some levity.

Why would you think that would be funny?

Because we fucked.

Jesus Christ. No, no! Melissa! King me!

You happy?

Not quite.

What do you want?

I've got one more person to kill.

Oh yeah? You want to kill me? Yeah. You want to kill me? What will you do when I'm gone?

Win. Stop throwing up on yourself from here, let me kill you.

No, I had a big dinner.

No, you're, oh this is disgusting. You're making my job very easy. I kill! Goodbye. Jeez, bye. Goodbye.

Scene. I like at the end when you got stabbed, you turned into John Travolta. A cheese ball.

Oh, oh, oh. Sandy. Sandy, oh.

Here we go. Here's our next one. This is going to be a continuation almost. Think of it as almost a continuation.

Okay.

My brain is ready for almost a continuation. Kevin and Kevin played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games, and there weren't any draws or stalemates. How could this happen?

It's gonna sound like a dumb question, maybe. What's a stalemate?

Stalemate is like a tie.

Okay. It's like a tie, so it's like... It goes around your neck and you do like a... No, I just saw both of them start reaching for their necks to make this joke.

Kevin 1 and Kevin 2 played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games, and there weren't any draws or stalemates. How could this happen? How happened?

Okay, so they each, they played seven games total, and they had an even number of wins.

Doesn't say that. No, they each won. Kevin and Kevin played chess. They played seven games, each won the same number of games, and there weren't any draws or stalemates.

It doesn't say how many they won though.

Yeah, it says they each won the same number.

Each won the same number of games. And there were seven games. And there weren't any draws or stalemates. So yeah. Oh, I got it.

Does it say they're playing each other in it?

Yeah. So here's what happened is they both got too pissed off during each one of the games that they just wiped the board with their hand, which is what I do when I play chess because it's a game for losers. That's what I do when I play Risk.

You play with mostly kids, right?

Well yeah, but these kids are losers and they think that they're better than me, but I can drive and smoke drugs. So anyway, I would clear the... This podcast has been a sting, you're under arrest. I'd clear the fricking board and then there is no winner and there is no loser and it's not a stalemate because the game is ruined.

Erin was right, they weren't playing each other.

Okay, who were they playing?

Oh, it doesn't say.

Well, then I demand a recount.

Oh, this wasn't a roast.

I demand we take the- That one was really good. That took me- that hurt my brain for a second. It felt like it was gonna be a math thing.

It felt like it was gonna be a math?

Yeah.

Okay. What that mean?

Like, you know, I just was like my brain was like, oh, I'm not doing the numbers well, correctly in this. When really it was just. A lateral thinking problem. Hi, welcome to Riddle...oh sorry.

Hi, welcome to Riddle...Hi Riddle.

Hi Riddle meow meow. Welcome to kitty riddy.

Can someone change my riddle box?

You look so terrified.

Can someone change my riddle box?

Can someone change my riddle diaper?

It's a riddle bit funny, this feeling inside. It's a riving.

It's a riddle. I don't think I'm going to win this.

Two sisters are we. Oh, this is going to be a bit of like a, like a true kind of old timey riddle.

I'm sorry, so this is a true riddle from the old times, so when you were born, 1971?

Two sisters are we. One is dark and one is fair. In twin towers dwelling, we're quite the pair. One from land and one from sea. Tell us truly, who are we? Two sisters are we. One is dark and one is fair. In twin towers dwelling, we're quite the pair. One from land and one from sea. Tell us truly, who are we? The Whale Sisters.

One of them's an elephant, land whale. One of them's a whale, sea whale.

You know how everybody calls elephants land whales?

Land whale! What do you see an elephant?

It feels like whenever Adal reads a riddle, JPC says something so ridiculous, so my brain starts thinking and then JPC, it's just like you're knocking two trash can lids together.

My strategy is getting you out of your head and I'm hopefully confusing the hell out of listeners as well. This is a pre-9-11 riddle because the Twin Towers are still up.

One of the last few remaining pre-9-11 riddles. One is two sisters So here's what you basically need to know. Or two daughters. Two sisters. Two sisters. So one is dark and one is fair. Okay. Cool. Got it. One's dark, one's fair. They're quite the pair. One is from land and one is from sea. So one's from land, one's from sea. One is light, one is dark. Or dark and fair.

Dark, fair, land, sea. So the moon... And they're a pair in towers. The moon's reflection in the water is dark and fair in the sky.

And if you want to ask questions, I'll answer any questions yes or no.

Can you read the tower part again?

In Twin Towers, dwelling were quite the pair. Are they human?

No. Yeah. Yeah. Two sisters, non-human.

So what does Dark and Fair make you think of?

Light and dark, like moon and sun.

Light and dark is more along the track. Keep going with that. Piano keys. Even better, but name it.

Keytar.

But no. What are the colors on piano keys? White and black. White and black. And now think of one from land, one from sea, and they're in towers, and they're a pair.

Lighthouses are white.

Those are called White Houses.

Is this a chess thing? But along the same lines. So it's land and sea, and white and black, and they're sisters. What is white and black from land and from sea?

Do you want me to give you a hint?

No, not yet.

Do you want Riddikitty to give you a hint? No, no, no. Riddikitty says, I'm marking my territory.

No, we want Riddikitty to die. Erin, what are you thinking right now?

I'm thinking, cause he said sort of when I said chess. So I'm thinking like along the lines of like a game or like a story.

Yeah, but the land and the sea?

Yeah, that's the part that's throwing me.

It's Paul Revere. Yeah. One if by land, two if by sea.

And I can't, the second you said that I was thinking a mermaid, but that's just me wanting to think about mermaids.

It's not a human. Is it living? Are these things living? So they're inanimate objects? They're inanimal objects. Enameled orbjorts. Okay. So they're inanimate objects. One's from land, one's from sea, and they're sisters. Sisters. They're related. They're a pair. They're a pair, we'll say. White and black. Is the black from land?

Yes.

And the white is from sea.

Salt? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Is that right? Salt and pepper. Yeah, salt and pepper. I think that you could have pushed.

Let's do a scene.

Let's be honest, that sucked.

I liked that one. It took me a while.

Yeah, I thought to crank up the difficulty level since you two were flying through the other ones I had.

Yeah, we certainly cranked that one off.

Can we see a scene where you two are salt and pepper shakers? Yeah. And you're sitting on the table of, you're in the green room of Salt-N-Pepa, the hip hop duo. Yeah. Trio really, but.

Oh yeah. Jesus Christ Susie, I didn't fork her, okay?

Stop being so salty.

Oh, I'm being salty? You're just peppering in all of these little snipes everywhere we go.

Okay, but you think you're good on everything just because I'm a little unusual and I'm not for everyone.

I love you, okay? We just spooned. We just spooned. We spent one night together. What do you want from me?

I just, you're so popular and you're the charismatic one. And you're the one who's constantly everywhere. And I'm like sort of some places, you know? And like, I kind of need you.

I need you too! This, this wasn't even sexual. She's, she's a cousin of mine. I basically just took a nap with a Kim.

I feel like I'm playing catch up all of the time with you.

Hold on, I must push this turd out. Let me just take a quick shit.

No, not right now. You can't. Oh, I can't take a quick shit?

No. Susie, I can't take a quick shit in my own house? No. Fine. Fine.

When we fight, you always leave the room when we fight.

It's okay. Follow me. We have a ranch-style house. It won't take you very far to get to where I'm going.

Spicey.

Spicey.

You're really good at that.

Oh, thank you.

I just felt like I was sword fighting with someone who's better at sword fighting than me.

I'm like, this is exciting. You did mean it felt like you were being killed by a man with a sword.

Yep.

Let's go on to the next one here. I just want to apologize for this one in advance. I think this is going to lose us a lot of listeners.

Definitely still read it then, bud.

Oh yeah. Well, one thing I've said about our listeners, and this is historically, you quote me on this, put it on the record, is they fucking suck. They're a bunch of shitheads.

I know this is controversial, but I like them a lot. And I'm on their side.

Alright guys, if you're Team Erin, hashtag keepin' it real.

If you're Team JPC, you don't need one because no one's Team JPC.

Why would anyone be?

Here's what I'll say. Our episodes so far, every single episode of this podcast has been flawless. There's nowhere else to go. What do you want us to do? We set the bar at 100%. Yeah, and we put in 100% effort too. So here we go. As Kevin boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots, who was also an old friend. Several moments later, Kevin was arrested. Why? Kevin boarded his flight to Israel. He noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots, who was also an old friend. Several moments later, Kevin was arrested.

So these are people with interesting names. My gut is that the person in the back of the plane's name was, I have a bomb. We had a baby Itzaboy. We had a baby Itzaboy. And the pilot's name was, I'm gonna kill a pilot.

Here's what I'll say. You're very close.

Very close.

Are you lying?

No. Something with bomb in it. Is bomb in this? No. Or fire. Answer it all? No. Okay.

But you're, I mean, you're on the money. You just have to find out.

He got arrested because he said something you can't say on a plane.

What are the George Carlin seven things you can't say on a plane?

So one of them is, if you think about it, this word, it's another way for like steal a plane. Grand Theft Plane.

Hi Jack!

No, he said Grand Theft Plane.

One of his friends, the friend in the back of the plane's name was Jack, so he said hi Jack.

And then he knocked on the pilot's door and that's it. There's no other part to this riddle. There's no other part. It's just hi Jack. So the knocking on the pilot thing to say hi to the pilot, that's not a... That's just something you can't do.

So it's fine that he said hi Jack, it's just that you can't knock on the door to the pilot, to the cockpit.

Yeah, that's illegal to do that.

I don't know why they said, why it was important to say he boarded his flight to Israel.

Oh yeah.

Seems so weird to put that detail in, to be like, he's definitely Middle Eastern.

In Israel, oh I just saw it because in Israel they say hi and everywhere else they say hello.

Oh that's what it is.

Yeah and hellojack doesn't mean anything but in Israel they would never say hellojack. They say hijack. Hijack.

What are these cards from, Adal?

Um, from life.

Why do all of these cards say the White National Party? I have other groups and interests. People send me things. People just send me things.

You guys aren't my only friends.

Mr. Kevin and the children in the neighborhood are raking leaves at Mr. Kevin's house. They have three piles of leaves in the backyard and seven piles of leaves in the front yard. When Mr. Kevin and the children put all the piles together, how many piles of leaves will they have?

I know this. They only have one pile.

That's correct. One big pile.

Cause they put it all in one big pile.

Also, those kids are dead.

That's also part of the riddle. When you uncover the

Mr. Kevin in my mind is a pencil-thin mustache.

Let's do a scene where JPC you're gonna be Mr. Kevin and Erin and I will be the neighborhood children and you're getting us into raking leaves to eventually murder us and bury us beneath them.

I have a couple of extra rakes if you if you want to use the rakes.

Oh, we brought our own from home.

Okay, well, you know, some of these leaves can be very tricky, so if you have to get down on your hands and pick them up with your little fingers, then so be it.

Mr. Kevin, you haven't blinked in a while.

Okay. You're very perceptive, Susie. Hey, can I offer anybody a Sobey water? A what? Sobey water. It's Sobey Life water. I'm good.

I'm okay.

Sure, I have classic Sobey as well. I got Lizard Lava. I got Liz Fuel. I got Lizard Blizzard.

Are you going to unwrap your candy again this year at Halloween?

I'm sorry?

Are you going to unwrap your candy again this year at Halloween?

I heard you. I was apologizing for unwrapping my candy. Oh, it's just the way you said, I'm sorry. It sounded like you didn't hear us. No, this year I'm doing build your own mountain bars.

Oh.

So you, I have the accoutrements that could go into a mountain bar and you select from a toppings bar, sort of like a Cici's pizza.

We don't know what that is.

Okay. Sort of like an old country buffet.

Why does everyone in town describe you as the pervert who looks like John Waters?

Well, because I'm a pervert who looks like John Waters.

Is it true you're related to J.P. Riddles?

It's a distant cousin.

Is it true that your nephew is Kid Riddles?

I'm not going to entertain. Yes, he is my nephew. You're not going to entertain? We're going home. Now hold on, hold on. I have all these leaves that someone has painstakingly placed on my yard with no trees and I do need you kids to help rake them up. Hey, does anyone want to wear handcuffs or handcuff themselves to a rake? It's a fun game! I will, just so I don't lose it.

What's in a Mounds Bar?

What's in a Mounds Bar? It's coconut, chocolate, and oh you know what I'm thinking of an Almond Joy.

Mr. Kevin, what if sometimes I feel like a nut?

Is this the men's warehouse slogan? I'm not sure what's going on here.

Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.

Just so everyone is clear, the reason why they call me a pervert isn't for anything nefarious. I had sex with a horse, but it was my birthday!

Well, what age were you turning? What's that? What age were you turning?

I was turning, what, 15 or 51? I'll never tell.

I'm sorry? It was 51.

I was turning 51. But the horse was turning 15 and so that's... Who did who? I'm sorry?

Who did who? Who did who?

Did you not hear him or are you apologizing?

I wasn't making the noise of an owl. I wasn't saying who did who. I'm saying who did who. I want answers.

Darius Rucker was in Hootie and the Blowfish. That's right. You guys want to come in and listen to some singles? Yeah, what's his new one? What's that? Didn't he have a new one? His new band? Yeah. Oh, he's got a new solo project.

I'm sorry?

Oh, for listening to that? Or were you apologizing?

I couldn't hear you.

Oh, I'm sorry. I could be a lot louder. Let me get right up in your ear, Susie. This is, what kind of shampoo do you use? Is this part? Is this part?

It's a living! I think we're going to be in trouble for that one, gang.

Oh boy.

What's in a Mounds Bar?

It's a chocolate and coconut.

And is there like almonds in it?

That's an Almond Joy. An Almond Joy and a Mounds Bar are essentially the same thing, except the Almond Joy has almonds in it.

Okay.

But like, it's like a coconutty thing with like chocolate over it. So it's like chocolate encased, coconut encased by chocolate.

For the last one, for my last sort of stint here. For my last trick. Pick a card. Pick a card. John Luke Picard. For my last one here, instead of doing a typical Riddy or Puzzy, what I thought to do is something a little different. And this is going to be, I'm going to give you two a bit of a testy.

I don't like it here. I don't like it here. We did not think about that ahead of time. Let's just say that. We didn't think about what that would sound like.

Rudy Kitty says... No thank you. So this is going to be the psychopath test. So I'm going to give you 12 questions. Okay. You have to answer them honestly. There's an A, B, or C. A is not me. B is this somewhat describes me. And C is this is definitely me.

Gotta ask this right out of the gate. Is there a consequence if one of us is a psychopath?

Yes, we'll find a new host.

I've taken this many times before. I'm not a psychopath.

So A is not me. B is this somewhat describes me. C is this is definitely me. OK, cool.

Let's do this. Are you answering these two, Adal?

No.

OK.

I refuse to. Number one is most would describe me as charming and nonchalant. I can turn my charm on and off like a faucet.

Oh, not me. A.

I would say B. This somewhat describes me.

We're already in trouble. I do what I want when I want, the moment the impulse strikes me, regardless of what others want. A. Really? B. If something goes wrong or turns out badly, it's not my fault. A. This is easy. C. I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble as an adult.

I am easily the best at what I do, bar none. Nobody could ever take my place.

I do whatever I feel like doing and I don't care what others think, even if it's illegal.

Every person for themselves. I don't see the point in feeling sorry for other people and have no desire to help others.

I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble when I was a teenager. This is different from the adult one.

Yeah, because it's teenager?

I picked up on that.

I got kicked out of my AP English class once.

That's a C. No, it's not. C, because I definitely got arrested when I was a kid. Uh-oh, details. I was just like killing people, fucking eating their skin.

Drowning raccoons, we haven't forgotten.

I was a full-grown adult. No, I was arrested for shoplifting when I was 14. Are you serious? Yeah.

Wow.

Was it worth it? No. What'd you take? I took Magic the Gathering cards and I had stolen them from the same store three days in a row.

Fucking Christ, what a nerd.

For sure, but they were expensive and I had no money. So I had to steal. I had to steal for bread for my family! No, but I got caught because I was like, I had read a bunch of books about pickpocketing and stealing and like and I just I was so stupid the way that I got caught.

How'd you get cut?

I mean, I stole from the same store three days in a row, the exact same way. And on the third day, someone's like, Hey, you're stealing. And I'm like, I should go to jail.

Did you go to jail?

No, I got arrested. You went to prison? I went to prison because it was a serious crime. I got arrested. I went to, um, uh, the like police house, police station, but I didn't go into a cell or anything. I just like stood there and waited and they processed me and kicked me out.

So you lived an entire life before you met me. You didn't start existing when you showed up.

I know that my backwards hat and my no sleeves makes you think I'm a cool teen now, but I'm actually very old.

So I don't care about this test anymore. What I want to do is I want to role play. Erin and I will be your mom and dad. Oh good. You're 14. Sure. And I want us to be, I know that this isn't the reality, but just for fun, we're starving. So there's no food, there's no electricity. And I want you to have gone out and stolen some Magic the Gathering cards. Yes. Okay. Should we be starved for Magic the Gathering?

Uh, no, that's fucking stupid as hell. Just be starving and that's the stakes of this situation.

Burr.

Gosh, I'm so glad we didn't die today.

Burberry. I'm wearing all my Burberry clothes. I don't want to sell them.

Mater and Potter. Should we go inside? Did you call me Potter? Mater and Potter. Yes, this is what me, JPC, calls my parents, historically.

Yes, here in Indiana, that's what we call.

You don't know my fucking family, Dad.

Well, son, I wanted to talk to you. Your mom and I, your moocher and me wanted to talk to you that we don't have any food. I know.

What did you bring home for us today, son?

Bread?

A warm loaf of bread like in the beginning of Aladdin? No bread has ever looked better than that bread.

Or maybe a single pea like in that Mickey Mouse short where they cut the bean into like ten thin pieces. Ah yes.

Yeah, what's some other fictional food that looks delicious?

Peter Pan when they have that rainbow slop that they flick at each other?

Yes, my mother who historically eats bread even though she has celiac disease and my father who's never eaten a fucking vegetable in his life. We're right here, why are you... Talking like that. Anyway... No, I brought you something even better than food, mother and father. Oh, even better than food? Yes, I brought you... Money? No, no, no. To buy food? Well, very potentially, I mean... Very potentially? You gotta go back to school, son. If we play our cards right, it could be money in the future. Why did you say cards like that? Because it's a pack of Mirrodin Magic the Gathering cards. No, there could be a tog in here and a tog would be worth $20. Are you trying to say pogs? No, I know the names of the magic cards.

Are you trying to say bread?

No mother, and you can't eat bread or you'll get violently ill.

Wait, wait, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Open the pack and let's see if there's some bread in there.

But I want specifically the bread from the beginning of Aladdin.

Okay, a frog mite, an ornithopter, a mirror enforcer, a swamp, that's nothing. Ooh, a dark steel citadel. I need one of these because I have a deck that kind of revolves around this indestructible mechanic.

How did you become like this?

You. You taught me this. What? No, you and I sat in silence while I put on some moody blues and did Steely Dan.

It was Steely Dan. You taught me this. I got it from you. I wanted- I stole magic cards because I want to be rich like the rich kids at Cathedral High School.

Wee-oo, wee-oo. Well, son, we're not gonna cover for you.

Oh no, the ambulance is coming to take my sick mother away. Uh... Uh... Scene.

Uh, trip down memory lane, huh?

I don't think that you can be a psychopath just because you got arrested when you were a kid. Well, finish the test.

Do you want to finish the test?

I want to finish the test. I feel like I'm doing pretty well at this point. I'm clearly not becoming a psychopath.

There's just four more here. I have no problem or concern in lying in order to get what I want. Maybe when I was younger, B. Live in the moment is what I say. The future will take care of itself, and learning from your past is pointless.

C.

Okay. A. B. A.

How do people like be like, yeah, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see? Yes, yes, yes, yes. What are my results? Oh, you're definitely a psychopath. You said all the evil things. Is there like a point, a point matrix gradient for this? Okay.

Okay. Uh, cool. So JPC you scored a seven, Erin you scored a six. Oh wow, Erin, great. Which means you both have no psychopathic tendencies. Nice.

A true psychopath with lie.

No, no, no, no, no. That's not actually true.

They said if you answer that, that immediately means... A lot of the psychopaths have no shame at all when they're filling this out.

And they're like, oh yeah, that's the true, true of me, true of me. And it's like, it's weird how they don't lie.

At the end of this test, it also says, if you scored below a 12, it says, congratulations for not being a psychopath today. Oh boy. Yikes. JPC, you had a question in the mic on the psychopath test.

Yes. OK. So this is one that I took when I took the psychopath test on my own. And this is my question for both of you. Same scale with A, B, C, A being like not likely, B being very likely. OK. I would very much enjoy killing, eating, and having sex with a member of my immediate family today.

I would need any of my cousins.

I love all of my cousins. But if I had to rank them in terms of which would be the most tasty, Steve, Brian, Jessica. Are those real cousin names? Those are real cousin names.

I feel like we've heard all about Erin's family. Now we've done JPC's family.

Oh, Steve, Brian, and Jessica. Those are all Jeff's kids.

I have a thousand cousins named John.

Do you really?

I have two cousins named John and an uncle named John.

What's fucked up is I have a cousin named John. It's like, really? I have like 12 cousins and one of them's name is John. But on my mom's side of my family, my older brother's name is Jesse, and the only other person that had a child was my uncle who had a daughter whose name is Jessica. So the order of our family names went Jessica and then Jesse. It's like super original, my family.

A lot of people in my family have the middle name Moriarty. And we teased them growing up.

That cannot be true. It's so true because it's my grandmother's middle name. A lot of Arthur Conan Doyle?

Oh really? Yeah.

And you're on a Riddle podcast now?

Yep. And we made fun of them when they were younger. And now Daniel and Molly are super smug because they have the coolest middle names ever.

I can't believe anyone ever made fun of Daniel Moriarty Smoot.

This is my uncle Tyser. You guys have uncles Tyser, right?

Yeah. No, we don't, Adal. What are you bragging?

There's Yosser, Nosser, Tyser, Sharkbill. There's a whole slew.

This sounds like an alternate Christmas story with the red deers. On Yosser and Nosser.

And Sharkbill. Ah, boy. And Waleed. Hey, Erin. You're a pretty unique person, would you agree?

Yeah, I'm pretty and unique.

Yeah, you're punique.

Okay.

Or are you nitty? Yeah. What do you sleep on?

Sometimes it's just like a bunch of newspapers stacked on top of each other of like when I've been in the news. And sometimes it's JPC.

That's a pretty thin amount of newspapers. Local girl falls downstairs. What? I said local girl falls downstairs. Does it on purpose. Goes to jail. Well Erin, because of your unique pretty makeup, I don't know how to phrase this, you should be sleeping on the Helix mattress that JPC and I got you.

Yeah, yeah, I mean we know that sometimes people have been like don't sleep on an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, but they mean don't side sleep on an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, don't hot sleep on an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, because we know that everybody sleeps different. Well the Helix Sleep Mattress is designed for people who sleep in a variety of different ways.

And you can take a quiz. And it's not the type of quiz that you can fail, so don't worry about that. I worry about that. But it's just a quiz to get to know what kind of sleeper you are.

You took the Helix Sleep quiz, Erin, and you got a don't sleep, right?

The first F ever.

You can find that quiz at helixsleep.com slash riddle. It only takes two minutes, and it's going to match your specific makeup to a mattress that's right for you.

Yeah that's why they call it helix sleep because it relies on double helix so you just enter your DNA into the quiz and then it tells you what kind of mattress is your soulmate basically.

And it tells you what kind of mattresses your ancestors slept on. I mean you'll see that in your dreams.

Yeah that'll be something that they don't promise that but that is something that comes in most people's dreams.

And they have a 10-year warranty and you get to try it for a hundred nights risk-free.

They have a 10-year warranty?

There is a little loophole here because they say 100 nights but you also get the 100 days as well. So you can sleep in the mattress 24 hours a day for 100 days.

And for me specifically, for Adal Rifai, those are Arabian days and Arabian nights. That's true. All 100.

And that's not something any of the rest of us feel comfortable saying.

And if you sleep next to a partner, half the mattress can be for you, and the other half of the mattress could be for your partner.

Or, you know, you could do three quarters. Just with sprawl. With arms and legs. But right now, Helix is offering up to $125 off all mattress orders. That's $125 off. To get your $125 off at helixsleep.com slash riddle. That's helixsleep.com slash riddle for up to $125 off your mattress order. Don't sleep on this deal. That's not theirs. That's mine.

I guess the way I sleep is I clutch a pillow and I kiss it.

Yeah, I do the same thing but the pillow's in between my legs.

How I sleep is, you know when you get someone in that choke hold with your leg?

Oh, like Xena did for James Bond in that movie?

Yeah, that's what my blankets do to me.

That's HelixSleep.com slash Riddle. Of course on the pillow I write, not a pillow. So when I kiss it, it makes sense.

Naturally, you're pretty unique.

Helixsleep.com. Slash Riddle! Let's actually go to a new segment we have. This is called Sandy's Corner. We're here with our good friend Sandy Weiss, also known as Sandor Weiss. Shandor. Shandor, or Shandor. And you're wildly Jewish, correct? I came up in the wild. Is Sandor a pretty common Jewish name? It's a pretty common Hungarian name. Are you Hungarian? Yeah, well, by ancestry, yeah. And Shondor is a very common name there.

I think there's a Game of Thrones character named Shondor.

There is. It's the Hound. The Hound. Yes, that's right. I couldn't remember. But I don't think he goes by Shondor. I think it's just Sandor. I don't think it's pronounced on the show, but in the written form, it's yes, it's my name. And this was Shondor Squirter. Great.

And so we'll be having a lot of interesting people with interesting names coming in and having their own segments.

So Sandy, tell us what I know you through. What about the sandbox? Let's call it the sandbox. The Seanbox.

We're going to come up with our name for your segment. Seanandoa.

Rain or Sean? Sean and I. Sean and I. We'll call it Sandbox. And Sandy, let us know, I know you from, I mean you design escape rooms, you do all kinds of stuff. Xscape rooms? Xscape rooms. The wrapper exhibit comes into your room, you drive it.

Oh, pit my escape room?

Pit my room. Yeah, I run a company called The Mystery League, and we typically, put on escape room type games for corporate team building. It's like escape rooms, but at a table for a couple hours. But I have actually built also escape rooms. You did the one, what was the one at the house theater? The Last Defender. Last Defender, which I would put in my top three escape rooms of all time.

Oh, I did that one. Thank you. Well, I just said I did it. I was thanking Adam. What number is it for you?

It's like when people come up to me after an improv show and they're like, I saw your show. And I'm like, hmm.

No, I loved that one. I wish that I could have done it again. Well, you're in luck.

Oh, is it coming? It should be coming back.

That is awesome.

Without giving anything away, what was the theme of it or the vibe of it?

It was like a, it was like an eighties arcade game. Like you were inside and it was like a mission control for a nuclear bunker and shit gone wrong and you got to fix it.

But it's immense. There's like, I did it and there's like multiple puzzles I never even touched that I could go back and do like differently later. Yeah.

There's no way that any one person saw all the puzzles. Yeah, no way. But there was, I forgot to tell you, we don't curse on this. So you said shit gets real. Is there a way you can rephrase that? Real things happen. Good enough. We'll just beep you out. Real quick before we start, so Sandy creates a lot of puzzies and riddles for use on NPR and other platforms. So he came in with some bespoke riddles for us. Before we get started, if people were curious or interested, how can they find out more about the Mystery League? Right, so mysteryleague.com, you can go on and find out about all the stuff I do professionally. But at Twitter, I make a new puzzle every friggin' day. Friggin'? Is that okay? Yeah, that's actually better. Every friggin' weekday. PZLR on Twitter. And you can engage with all that shit. Very cool. You said shit, but we'll let it slide. So let's get to our first sandbox. Yeah, for sure. Okay, so I brought a series of puzzles- Unfortunate events. Burned your ass, dude. A series of puzzles about actresses. The way these work is I'm gonna give you a sentence with two blanks consecutively, and in those blanks you have to put the name of an actress to complete the sentence. So like if I said- Oh, no, please, please, please. Okay. Some of them are gonna work a lot better than others. Some are gonna be terrible Well, so far a track record on this podcast is flawless in terms of 100% of our puzzles are amazing Yeah, and we've never messed up a sandbox before So, for example, if I said, the head chef told the line cook to dice less and blank blank. Laura Linney. You got it.

Is it really Laura Linney?

To dice less and something more. Julianne Moore. Julianne Frye's mother. I was going to say Reese Witherspoon. Well, see, now you've ruined another one, so I'm going to cross that off the list.

Nobody say any joke answers.

Was it Julianne Moore? It was Julianne Moore. Julianne and dicing are The lazy Scottish hiker was happy to find a beautiful blank blank to his hotel.

Okay, hold on. I love her in that movie.

In the morning when she makes waffles. Okay, could you say it one more time? The lazy Scottish hiker was happy to find a beautiful blank blank to his hotel.

It's like a shortcut, but what?

Henry Ford. That would describe some proximity to something that would be beneficial. Glenn Close. There you go. I do want to take some time just to be sensitive and say that I don't appreciate the trope of lazy Scottish hikers. Right, well you knew what I was going for. Real quick, can we see, JPC is a lazy Scottish hiker, and Erin is Glenn Close, and JPC, you're just trying to make your way to Edinburgh for some haggis.

I'm going to make this accent pretty lazy as well.

You're going to Edinburgh for some haggis and also for the Big Fringe Fest to see Baby Wants Candy, and you run into Glenn Close.

I'm having a great day walking along the roads here.

Excuse me, sorry to interrupt you.

Oh, you're that actor. Yeah, which one? Boy oh boy, 101 Dalmatians. Let's pause real quick.

So I'm getting a lot of Transylvania. Yeah, for sure. Scottish. Scottish. And you're lazy. Lazy Scott. Okay.

I was Cruella de Vil.

You're Cruella de Vil.

And I'm not far away from you.

I'm... You're not far away from... Look, I just want to live in my swamp and I don't want to be bothered. Shut up, donkey!

It's a living. I think you went back to Transylvania.

Very fast.

Nothing ever left. Which is my ancestry, by the way. So I think you probably sensed that.

Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling a lot of Transylvania in the room.

Let's get back in that sweet sandbox. Okay, here we go. Okay, you guys like sports? Here's a sports one. Well, you didn't give us a chance to answer. No. I don't know. I read the room and I felt, sports. Said the sports commentator, quote, it'll take a Vikings loss blank blank for the Green Bay to make the playoffs. said the sports commentator, quote, it'll take a Vikings loss, blank, blank, for Green Bay to make the playoffs. Now I know the Vikings are for Minnesota. Yes. The Vikings are in the same division as a few other teams. The NFC North. Including Green Bay.

So we need, I think, um, yeah.

What's another word for the Green Bay team? Packers. Pack. Hewlett Packard. Hewlett Packard. Famous actress Hewlett Packard. You're so Glenn Close to this. Pack. Pack. Parker Posey. Packer Posey. The pre-made Packers, Parker Posey. So it takes a Vikings loss and a... And a... What's the opposite of loss? Win. Win Dixie. So put those words together. Win loss. Packer win. You're so close. Wynne Packer, Chanwook Park. Is this a person? What's the nickname for Packers? Shorter than that. Pack. Wynne Pack? The other way. Pack Wynne? Yes.

Anna Pack Wynne.

Anna Pack Wynne. Anna Pack Wynne. Oh my god. That's outstanding.

These are awesome.

I love these. And a true blood. I'm going to try to ruin that sentiment very fast. Here's another one. Before we move on, can we agree that Parker Posey also works?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, okay, so we all just guys I need a win The world traveler liked to D blank quote blank are the nicest of the Scandinavians so again the world traveler liked to D blank quote blank are the nicest of the Scandinavians So decree has to be the full word, right? Like to decree? Sure, you know that famous actress Cree Roberts? So what is right before the blank? D-E? D. Just the letter D? No, it's like a prefix to the word. Like depress or defrost. You're on the right track. Decree? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. One more time with the... Declare. Claire Danes. Declare Danes. Wow.

Wow. Erin found the thing that she is best at in this world.

Erin is crawling across the ceiling. She's vomiting pee soup.

Erin is doing a dance that no one can see.

She's doing the Six Flags dance. She's shaved her head. She's gotten into a tuxedo. She's aged herself 40 years.

I am obsessed with these. I want to do a thousand more.

You mean a thousand Julianne Moore?

Yes.

I want to check in with Erin. Erin, when we started this podcast, you admitted that you hated riddles. How do you feel about riddles right now?

I love these. What are these?

Whatever these are, I'm very into. I need a name for these. I don't have any. So I'm sad to announce Hey Riddle Riddle. This is our last episode. From this point on, it's just going to be seeing the sandbox. I have usurped your podcast throne.

Can we do more?

Yes, we can do Julianne Moore. If you ever kill me I will escape blank blank you down like the dog that you are. My dad. Holly Hunter.

If you ever kill me I will escape blank blank to your house and kill you back purgatory justice purgatory track

Could you say that one one more time?

If you ever kill me, I will escape blank blank your house and kill you back Jill Jill J. I think it's it's another Helen. I'll escape hell and Helen Roberts. Helen Bonham Carter your house. I'll escape hell and Helen Mirrand. Page to your house. No blank to your house and jog Ellen jog Ellen. It's an older actress who I'm not sure has done much work recently. So there are roles for women over 40. Well, not much work recently.

I meant to say Riddles. I meant to say the thing that would make it a joke. Ellen Barkin. No, but you're very close.

Oh, Mar- Mar- Mar- Alan- Alan Burstein.

Alan Arkin.

Burst in your door. Mm-hmm. Requiem for a Dream, Alan Burstein.

Wow.

I'm so young. I'm so, so young. And cool, I wouldn't have known that.

Yeah, the only movies I've seen is Spider-Man's. Spider-Man's. Spider-Man's. I've seen Spider-Man's with Tobey McGarfield.

I don't know who that is.

I know this is going to sound like I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. Can we do a hundred more of these?

I'm going to go home. Let's do, here's what we're going to do. We're going to do one more. Okay. And then we'll have you back for the next episode or sometime soon. I got a special one to end this segment. You ready? Okay. And then we'll do more next time. It's what I just said.

It's getting contentious in here. Compromise. We'll do one more, we'll end the segment, and the next time we'll do a couple more.

I know I'm the minority here, but I think we should do one more.

I'm the minority.

I'm the only one who's not fully white.

But I'm the lady.

But I'm Transylvanian. Okay, here we go. In order to promote the next season of 24, this weekend, Fox is blank blankers best action film. Jack Bowers. Replay Wilson. In order to promote the next season of 24 this weekend Fox is blank blankers best action films. Alan Alders. Screen years.

Blank blankers.

This is a female actress still? Yes.

I'm really bad at these.

In order to promote the new season of 24 Madeline Albrighter. Fox is blank bankers. Blank blankers.

Blank Blankers, Cock Blockers. Great movie. It's just called Blockers. I think they had to drop the picture of a rooster. Sorry, Erin.

Let's have complete silence.

To promote 24, remember that TV show 24? Yeah, with Jack Bauer. Erin, do you remember that or are you too young?

Oh, I loved 24, but I watched it on DVD after it came out.

But it was on Fox. Yes. So let's say there's another season. Fox is going to promote it this weekend by blank Blankers Best Action Films.

Kiefer... Showing... Showing Kiefer's... So the name sounds like showing Kiefer's.

But it's not Kiefer's because I gave you the ER.

Oh, Keif.

Why are you using your last name? Yeah. Erin Keif.

Erin Keifers. Erin Keifers.

I'm going to throw up.

Erin just threw up. Erin just threw up.

Oh my gosh.

She was the answer to the puzzle. By Erin Keifers. She's shaking right now. This is glorious.

I'm so excited. I'm so happy. I'm so happy and excited.

Erin, have you ever been in a riddle?

No. Oh my God.

My face is... Can you read the whole sentence to close us out?

Me?

Yeah.

I don't remember the whole sentence.

For people who aren't in the studio, Erin didn't respond to me because her eyes were closed. You can paraphrase that. So she didn't know I was talking to her because I was making direct eye contact.

Can you read it?

Okay, you read it and then Sandy will read it and then Erin, I want you to just shout out your own name when we get to that part.

Okay.

That's a good idea. Okay, here we go. In order to promote the next season of 24, this weekend Fox is Erin Keif's Best Action Films. And that's the Zant Box!

This is the best moment of my life. Oh my gosh, thank you!

What? That's so exciting! I would like Riddle so much more if I was the answer to them.

I didn't do it for these guys either.

We have to keep all that that you just said. And of course we'll end with a listener-submitted puzzy. This is from Tristam Draper. It says, this is a riddy I came up with a few years ago. So this is one that they created themselves. Oh, this is an old riddle. Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all have the same first name. What is it? Hint, it isn't Kevin. Mr. Case.

How can that be? Oh, they're all doctors.

Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time all have the same first name. What is it?

Case. Side. Time. Kevin Kastner

If I could Case, Side, Time.

Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time, all of the same first name. And it isn't Kevin?

I also like that they ended the email, I hope you find this clever or interesting. Keep up the moving show.

Oh, one or the other. One or the other. Okay, Mr. Case.

Mr. Case, Mr. Side, and Mr. Time.

It's a word that goes before. Yeah.

Yeah, a name. A first name.

Cold. Mr.

Mister, so they're men. We know they're men. So it's a man's name. So is it... What case? Nico. Nico Case. Nico Time. Nico Side. Thanks for

Justin Case, Justin Seid, and Justin Time. Justin Seid.

Hi, I'm Justin Seid.

And Justin Tip. The name's Seid. That's a really good one. Justin Seid. Yeah, that is, that is good. Well done. But it's not interesting.

Would we say that's clever or interesting?

I would say it's clever but not interesting.

I think it's both and I'm gonna disappoint him.

Well, I'm Adal Rifai. You can check me out on the podcast Hello from the Magic Tavern. You can also check out my podcast Siblings Peculiar, which is a podcast I do with my sister, Sadia. Anything you two want to plug?

Um, yeah, I'll go ahead and plug, uh, if you are into actual play podcasts and you want to listen to some role-playing games, uh, go give the campaign podcast a try. Uh, we just wrapped up our arc, like our four year arc of a Star Wars campaign. Uh, and we're going to be starting a new campaign soon. Uh, that's campaign podcast. You can find that out on a one shot network.

Cool. Uh, follow me on Instagram at Erin Keif 10 or at wet bus W E T B U S. Um, and you'll find out what shows I'm doing in the city.

We had, we had an in-person meeting where we say, anytime you say follow me, you have to say it like the song.

Follow me.

Nope, not the song. And Erin, I do want you to sing the Uncle Cracker song that we all talked about.

Here I go, what I do and who I know.

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And Erin, where do men go to get more stupider?

At Jupiter!

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